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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When fucking at a friend's/relative's house, you should:
(1) fuck on the floor; or
(2) fuck in the shower (but don't let people know you're both in there. Give the whole "guy gets in while girl is 'doing hair/make-up' in the bathroom to save time" story; or
(2) fuck in the front yard
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Seeing that the Mrs. and I shower together about 99.99% of the time, we're used to the (2) excuse. I imagine that our parents have caught on by now, but oh well.
This is why two showerheads and a huge shower area are key.
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