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Originally posted by bridge of love
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If the whole Lewinsky affair showed us anything, dry cleaning alone doesn't get rid of protein stains. Something like Clorox 2 or another product that breaks down protein will have to be used in addition to the drycleaning to fully get the stain out.
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1- the Lewinsky affair showed us only that if you are going to be bad, be all the way bad- none of this i'll let you blow me, but I won't shoot in your mouth,
2- this also answers yesterday's whole sex at host's home question- in proper homes you'd be given seperate accomadations if you are just dating, this is because the host knows you might screw if in the same room. given that, what's wrong with dirtying the place up a bit? what does a wet comforter say, but "we really felt at home here"? shouldn't the host be sort of glad, althought at first perhaps repulsed?
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Cum is a fucking disaster if you don't wear underwear. If you get a little morning action before work you have to be incredibly diligent to make sure no residual gets anywhere near your pants as your throwing on clothes and rushing to get to to the office. The shit never dries and leaves marks on khaki and stone colored pants. The worst is finding yourself on a bus or train, holding the hand handstrap, then looking down and realizing that there is a cute young girl sitting within close eyesight of your crotch, WHICH HAS A HUGE FUCKIN' CUMSTAIN ON IT. What do you do? Say "Oh... excuse me, that's urine"??? You're fucked. Now every time she sees you on the bus she'll think "that's the cumstain or bladder problem guy" and you'll have to try to find a spot on the bus far away from her. God forbid you get on and the seat next to her is the only one open...
S(The only thing worse I could imagine would be to "gamble and lose" on the bus/train)D
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