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Roland the Headless Surgical Resident
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thank you ncs for turning an innocent, tasteful discussion about severed heads into one about snuff films. And while we're on snuff films, let's not forget snuff music.
Copenhagen
Robert Earl Keen
Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary-Ann
She said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my can
She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
But her surprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and gum.
Chorus:
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.
So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
She took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!
Chorus:
The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.
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That brings me back to college...good stuff.
It's depressing that I've quit all of my wonderful vices. Booze and strippering are all I have left. God I miss smoking...
It may be time to reintroduce some recreational drugs to me...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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