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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I vote "hoax." No matter how much they like sports, girls who went to Columbia (Barnard! {cough} Barnard!) do not give good roadhead.
Prove me wrong, Lady Lions . . . stink_stank_stunk@hotmail.com . . . .
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You are wrong sir.
Now, while it is a known fact that Barnard girls give bad head (submission to patricarchal oppression combining with the pressure to remain the kind of girl one of those nice Columbia men will marry), College girls are pretty good at it. It is the whole "geek cutting loose" thing, you know, like Catholic girls on a weekend furlough. It's a question of enthusiam.
And as for roadhead, well, after the games, given how hugely the football team sucks, we become inspired experts just by example.
If there is a lack of head-giving among Columbia women, however, you must acknowledge that the primary cause of that. You've seen Columbia men. I recall a college fight song about just that:
"Snore, lion, snore!
If this is sex, I'd rather be a virgin.
You think you're debonaire and cool,
But you know, to all of us you're just a tool.
Columbia! Columbia!
Why can't you keep it up?
So snore, lion snore,
Have you forgotten what your dick is for?"
Hail, Columbia!
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