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Originally posted by LessinSF
Living in SF, I know many gays/lesbians who would endorse your sentiments wholeheartedly. Whether they are 35 and don't want to go to a club where everyone is 25, pretty, and taking sextacy, or they are fed up with politicians like Tom Ammiano.
More importantly, though, I thought some more on the "slut" thing, and decided that, as men, we should also heap opprobrium on our friends and acquaintances who date women who don't put out. These "Uncle Toms" are just as guilty as the women, if not worse.
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Goddamnit man, you've stumbled on a plan that should've been instituted years ago. Next time I hear anyone over 18 tell me he's dating a girl who won't sleep with him, I'm going to loosen his teeth for him.
I ran into one such man at a function a few months ago - a 25 year old, in medical school. The frigid wench was with him. After about five drinks I wanted to stand up and scream at the two of them "How fucking old are you? Its painfully obvious that both of you are frustrated to the point of explosion. I'd say its about goddamn time you drop the mental baggage, dear, and go fuck this wretched sap before he ejaculates prematurely while digging in his pocket for change. My God, your genitals must be swollen to the size of a pita sandwich... Down some wine, stop blathering incessantly and go fuck him in the parking lot. Then maybe you'll act calmly at dinner instead of picking at your fingernails like a 15 year old waiting on a pregnancy test".
S(Just once, I'd like to open my mouth and say what I'm thinking)D