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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I tried to watch this last night but could not bear the ceaseless commercial breaks and the bullshit manufactured suspense. Since y'all are such fans of the singers and actually look forward to the music, doesn't that crap make you want to reach through the TV and strangle Ryan Seacrest?
This nonsuspense (plus the constant use of such phrases as "the bond between him/her and I," "the bond between s/he and I," and "the bond between s/he and myself") also takes the bachelor/ette series over the line from amusingly stupid to unbearable. Oh, those tense moments while we look from one bachelor/ette to another, wondering which one will get the remaining rose. My heart can't take it!
Is anybody else totally fucking tired of "cliffhangers"? Damn that J.R.
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I was out drinking last night unti l850 and came home just to catch the end of the show. Perfect. Except I missed the BG medley which sounds like it was not to be missed. As for Ryan Seacrest, he is the television equivalent of a short motherjumpin hugester carrying a gucci umbrella while cracking gum. He needs to go back to his career as a Universal Studios tour guide.
As for Bachelor, I watched it again last night (missed the second date). The problem with this show is that each bachelor is told to talk like they are seriously considering marrying one of these broads, when history and incompatibility tells us there is not a fucking chance. Like I am supposed to believe that Andrew thinks either of these not quite pretty (bad nose job on kirsten and something is just wrong with Jen's face) gals with probably not too impressive education/career/background/whatever is "Mrs. Firestone" material. Especially when he bangs all three of them? It was a novelty the first time around and it works for the Bachelorette bc you would believe that the gal wants to wed one of the guys (assuming its a vice versa stich like with Ryan). But it is not believable on the Bachelor and it is an insult to my intelligence that they are trying to bring that off. I would like it better if the bachelor just spoke in terms of dating. More believable.
at least tina classy is being shipped back to wisconsin where she belongs. the most fabulous fish in a teeny tenny pond. This gal seems to think she is the fifth gal on Sex and the City but what she doesnt get is that there is no Sex and the Great Lakes.
And yes tina being barefoot and preganant on your own vineyard with your heir husband would be fabulous.
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