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07-08-2003, 05:19 PM
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#12286
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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The Fashion of Baby Names
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm hearing "Don't let him use that, that's yours" in a somewhat shrill and abrasive accent.
I think it's time for a coffee break.
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Either that or time to up the dosage.
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07-08-2003, 05:23 PM
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#12287
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Pussy advice
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Shaving the pussies? No, I've not tried that. I don't think they would appreciate a waxing either.
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How do you know? Perhaps they're frustrated Brazilians? |
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07-08-2003, 05:25 PM
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#12288
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Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I wasn't choking the chicken. I was roping the pony. Which brings us to a pathetically obvious POLL.....
Favorite euphemism for TCBing?
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How about "pulling down your pants and manually stimulating yourself"? A pun within a pun within a pun. It's funny on so many different levels...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 07-08-2003 at 05:31 PM..
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07-08-2003, 05:31 PM
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#12289
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Drag Queen Name Generator
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Board Name: Connie Lingus
Porn Name (middle name & childhood street): Petula Clap
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Oddly enough, I got Thurgreed Marshall.. |
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07-08-2003, 05:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Poll: Best Casting Ever
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: Best Casting Ever ("Real" Person). Nominees must have inhabited the persona of another known person.
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Denzel Washington as Malcolm X.
Jeffrey Wright was amazing as Martin Luther the King.
Jim Carrey as Andy Kaufman.
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07-08-2003, 05:35 PM
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#12291
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Drag Queen Name Generator
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Oddly enough, I got Thurgreed Marshall..
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Oddly enough, "I got Thurgreed Marshall" is my favorite euphemism for TCBing. |
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07-08-2003, 05:37 PM
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#12292
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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speaking of burritos
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do these include TBE #1 and #2 and TBP? All w/in a few blocks of the Halsted/Wrightwood area?
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They're decent, but nothing compared to the chorizo & egg burros at Campeche on Lincoln. |
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07-08-2003, 05:38 PM
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Poll: Best Casting Ever
Gary Oldman did a great turn as Beethoven in Immortal Beloved
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07-08-2003, 05:40 PM
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#12294
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How about "pulling down your pants and manually stimulating yourself"? A pun within a pun within a pun. It's funny on so many different levels...
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It's funny because it's true! |
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07-08-2003, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Drag Queen Name Generator
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oddly enough, "I got Thurgreed Marshall" is my favorite euphemism for TCBing.
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TMI*
TM
*That's a not-so-subtle way of telling everyone you own a huge dildo. |
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07-08-2003, 05:44 PM
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rank subjugation jack
Join Date: May 2003
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Poll: Best Casting Ever
I have to agree with two of the previous ones:
Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison
George C. Scott as George S. Patton
Although originally more of a TV movie, Steve Railsback did one hell of a job as Charles Manson in Helter Skelter.
Edited to add ----
I also actually like Russell Crowe in his portrayal of John Forbes Nash. I'm sure this will land me in hot water as Crow is quite irreverent.
Last edited by MisterEbola; 07-08-2003 at 05:49 PM..
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07-08-2003, 05:45 PM
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#12297
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Drag Queen Name Generator
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
TM owns a huge dildo.
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You were right, dude. Editing quotes is totally way cool. |
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07-08-2003, 05:45 PM
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Registered User
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Drag Queen Name Generator
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
*That's a not-so-subtle way of telling everyone you own a huge dildo.
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You're a huge dildo? |
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07-08-2003, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Poll: Best Casting Ever
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Agree on Gary Busey. Got an Oscar nomination for that.
Hard to believe that's the same drug-addled, brain damaged (or both) guy on "I'm With Busey" on Comedy Central nowadays...
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This is your face on drugs....(warning, picture of woman - over time- and the effects of drugs)
what drugs'll do to ya 
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07-08-2003, 05:49 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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The Fashion of Baby Names
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
For names that sound like that, I tend more toward Euphemia.
(Eanswide, Frideswide, Ermenbergia, Ludmilla, Swithun)
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This reminds me of that movie with Robbie Coltrane (sp? -- the guy who plays Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies) and that guy from the Monty Python group -- I think the movie was called Nuns on the Run -- a pretty good flick, actually.
Anyway, the premise is that the two guys need to hide out from some mobsters and hide in a convent (unbeknownst to the nuns in the convent). Robbie Coltrane is Catholic, so comes up with some names for them -- and gives the other guy the name "Sister Euphemia of the Four Wounds". When "Sister Euphemia" looks on in horror at the name "she" is given, as "she" is being introduced to the Head Nun (that's not what it's called, is it?), he tries to cover up the shock by saying "Four Wounds for short...."
That, and I do know a Ludmilla -- but have never heard those other names.
I do have a friend with two boys: one called Orhan and the other Lochlan. A bit out of the ordinary, I suppose. |
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