Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I take it then, that you don't want the one that appalled LadyG and Multo - you know, the one with the all-girl soccer team and the electric drills with dildos attached.

I gotta see whatever it was that could appall Multo.

TM

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I take it then, that you don't want the one that appalled LadyG and Multo - you know, the one with the all-girl soccer team and the electric drills with dildos attached.

not7y(you cannot make this shit up)S

So that is your secret to getting people to do a threeway with you?

Freak.

[Shape Shifter]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...hreadid=390791

Message Board with pics of dudes with Iron Mike.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had been under the impression (no doubt from this board or the prior one) that there is a genre based solely on lack of money shot. I think this is separate from porn lite -- that you can see everything, but there's just no pulling out at the end.

I think the money shot popularity is sponsored by the Catholic church to promote acceptable birth control methods.

Let's not neglect the creampie genre.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So that is your secret to getting people to do a threeway with you?

That's a damn lie. It was the Rod McKuen poetry that sealed the deal for me.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
That's a damn lie. It was the Rod McKuen poetry that sealed the deal for me.

Liar.

You know it was his spot-on meatwad impression.

[LessinSF]

What a revelation to discover this huge unsuspected population of elderly people. There seem to be institutions full of them in every town. I hope old age is not as dreary as it looks. Toni says she prefers to think of these homes as sedate fraternaties and sororities. "It's like being in college," she says. "You have your own room, you eat in the cafeteria, you take some classes, read a few books, and go to a concert now and then. In a few years you'll be graduating. It's all very collegiate, except there are no tests, football games, or sex.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
That's a damn lie. It was the Rod McKuen poetry that sealed the deal for me.

Because "It doen't matter who you love, or how you love, but that you love."

--Rod McKuen

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I take it then, that you don't want the one that appalled LadyG and Multo - you know, the one with the all-girl soccer team and the electric drills with dildos attached.

not7y(you cannot make this shit up)S

They're called "drilldos", and I've seen them used in person. Twice.

Both times were for bachelor parties featuring "two lesbian girls with toys". These are not just strippers.

They also brought out two dildos titled "Mighty Joe Young" and "Mighty Joe Young's Father", which prompted a buddy of mine to say: "Jesus, you could put two of me in her and she wouldn't even know I stopped by..."

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Jesus, you could put two of me in her and she wouldn't even know I stopped by..."

Is this a turn-on? Anyone?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by LessinSF
It's all very collegiate, except there [is] no ... or sex.

I dunno about that. One of the case studies that we looked at when I was in grad school was a retirement home in Pittsburgh.
The administrator told us that every month, when the social security checks came, an enterprising local prostitute would make the rounds.

The administrator found herself having to give safe sex classes to people in their 70s and 80s, who'd never sat in such classes before.

[LessinSF]

___ says he is light for a defensive end, but I would have to rate him fairly heavy as a bed partner. He is a well-fed six-footer with his own muscle-building equipment at home. I feel like the filling in a Godzilla and mattress sandwich. Despite the reputed sensitivity-deading propertoes of the latex condom, ___ is remarkably quick off the line. Ten seconds after play commences, he sacks the quarterback and hustles back to the huddle for a time-out. He does revive quickly and is able to resume play frequently. Still, the constant interruptions can put a girl off her game. The score this morning: ___ 3, ___ 0. He is extremely cute and has a laid-back, self-deprecating manner I find refreshing after my former boyfriend Jeff's dour pomposity. But the big lug can be dull at halftime when backed against the conversational wall. the last book he read was a biography of Knute Rockne.

I just slapped ___. The guy had the nerve to suggest a three-way with my sister.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Is this a turn-on? Anyone?

Not at all. It was well beyond the line b/w freaky-sexy and just plain freaky. Honestly, it was like going to the circus to see contortionists or the bearded lady or something. Everyone was just standing there with their mouths agape (well, at least the first time they were), wondering how it was humanly possible to do what they were doing. I don't need to see it ever again.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not at all. It was well beyond the line b/w freaky-sexy and just plain freaky. Honestly, it was like going to the circus to see contortionists or the bearded lady or something. Everyone was just standing there with their mouths agape (well, at least the first time they were), wondering how it was humanly possible to do what they were doing. I don't need to see it ever again.

Cross referencing recent topics, this is exactly how I felt the one and only time i've been witness to female ejaculation. Except there wasn't a crowd.

str8

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Let's not neglect the creampie genre.

Dude that genre is so 2003!