Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 29

taxwonk · 11-11-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
The Finn brothers are, but can't vouch for other members of Crowded House or Split Enz (another fine group, with songs such as "Six Months in a Leaky Boat")... Wildly popular both in NZ and Australia back in the day.

And both featuring Neil Finn as their primary creative force.

baltassoc · 11-11-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Isn't crowded house from new zealand?

Of course, if there were Australians / Kiwis on this board we could lauch into a New Zealand is the Canada of Australia discussion, but there aren't, so I'll just assert it: New Zealand is the Canada of Australia.

str8outavannuys · 11-11-2003, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I only got 6/12. Batting .500 is so humiliating. I guess I need to get to more topless clubs.

Unfortunately they rearrange the pictures every time you reload, so there's no way to say "1, 4 and 8 are real."

So, here's my description of the answers.

The real ones are:
Girl with arms at her sides
Girl with corset
Girl with lots of brown hair.
Girl with her hands on her tits!!!
Girl with a tank top
Girl with elbows at her sides

Fakes are:
Black girl
perfect B-cups
Great big nipples on the DDs
Girl with less brown hair
Girl with her arms above her head
Girl with left arm up, right arm down.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 11-11-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I only got 6/12. Batting .500 is so humiliating. I guess I need to get to more topless clubs.

I got 6 / 12, too, but I figured them out. Going by descriptions, because the order changes every time the page comes up:

Brown hair sort of diagonal across chest: fake
Brown hair hanging down on either side: real
Cone-shaped, faint tan lines, arms at side w/ no background: fake
tan with no tan lines, arms at side, w/ no background: fake
slightly lopsided, tan lines, with both B&W in the background: real
all-white background: fake
arms up with bright green background: fake
pale, high nips with a little bright green showing one side: real
black woman: fake
top still on: real

The shockers:
looks oiled: real
Silver corset: real

BR(need to get something more productive to do)C

Replaced_Texan · 11-11-2003, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So, poll, was anyone here NOT a total dork when they were in 7th grade? Now I'm curious.

I think that I have done enough document destruction and bribed enough people so all evidence of me in 7th grade (with the possible exception of the hottie lifeguard from the summer that year) has been destroyed or conveniently forgotten, so no one will ever know one way or the other.

str8outavannuys · 11-11-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Dissent.

Murray - married with two children
Greg - married with two children
Anthony - married with a child due in Feb 2004
Jeff - single with no children

And before we jump to the obvious point, a man married to an Australian woman obviously can't be gay. Duh.

Dear Mr. Atticus Grinch, Esq.

On November 11, 2003, you wrote and distributed a message to a widely read internet group. This message contained a strong inference that Tom Cruise is a homosexual. Tom Cruise is not a homosexual, and Mr. Cruise objects to your characterization of him as such in the strongest possible terms.

Please cease and desist from making any such future references. Furthermore, please edit your previous posting to remove such a reference. Finally, please submit to the same internet message board an apology for making libellous inferences that Tom Cruise is a homosexual. If you fail to do so, we will be forced to resort to a legal action for defamation to protect the rights and good name of the very heterosexual Tom Cruise.

Sincerely yours,

Bloom, Hergott, Deimer, LLP.
Beverly Hills, CA.

dtb · 11-11-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Trillin said many wonderfully funny things about British cooking. My personal favorite was:

"You can't say the British can't cook and they have no sense of humor. Their food is a joke in itself."

Tax(I heart Calvin Trillin)wonk

Heh heh. That's a good one. Calvin Trillin wrote the foreword to a cookbook written by my friend's mother. She (the friend's mother) is British. You can imagine the jokes, which later turned into how Jane (the mother)'s cooking was, of course, different. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it, other than that I laughed -- so just go ahead and imagine something funny, then laugh.

taxwonk · 11-11-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that I have done enough document destruction and bribed enough people so all evidence of me in 7th grade (with the possible exception of the hottie lifeguard from the summer that year) has been destroyed or conveniently forgotten, so no one will ever know one way or the other.

I'm pretty sure, based upon a quick survey of my life, that 7th grade was the one point in my life when I was cool.

leagleaze · 11-11-2003, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Re: The Wiggles

It scares me that four men so obviously gay would sing a childrens' song with the lyrics "Fruit salad, yummy yummy".

It scares me anyone would sing those lyrics. I saw that show for the first time a few months ago with my nephew, he just loves it. I find it horrifically annoying. My sister says it is better than Barney. I am not so sure about that.

I'm also not so sure they are gay though.

ltl/fb · 11-11-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Dear Mr. Atticus Grinch, Esq.

On November 11, 2003, you wrote and distributed a message to a widely read internet group. This message contained a strong inference that Tom Cruise is a homosexual. Tom Cruise is not a homosexual, and Mr. Cruise objects to your characterization of him as such in the strongest possible terms.

Please cease and desist from making any such future references. Furthermore, please edit your previous posting to remove such a reference. Finally, please submit to the same internet message board an apology for making libellous inferences that Tom Cruise is a homosexual. If you fail to do so, we will be forced to resort to a legal action for defamation to protect the rights and good name of the very heterosexual Tom Cruise.

Sincerely yours,

Bloom, Hergott, Deimer, LLP.
Beverly Hills, CA.

How does one make a libelous inference?

Shape Shifter · 11-11-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Dear Mr. Atticus Grinch, Esq.

On November 11, 2003, you wrote and distributed a message to a widely read internet group. This message contained a strong inference that Tom Cruise is a homosexual. Tom Cruise is not a homosexual, and Mr. Cruise objects to your characterization of him as such in the strongest possible terms.

Please cease and desist from making any such future references. Furthermore, please edit your previous posting to remove such a reference. Finally, please submit to the same internet message board an apology for making libellous inferences that Tom Cruise is a homosexual. If you fail to do so, we will be forced to resort to a legal action for defamation to protect the rights and good name of the very heterosexual Tom Cruise.

Sincerely yours,

Bloom, Hergott, Deimer, LLP.
Beverly Hills, CA.

Dear BHG,

Please ask your client, the very heterosexual Tom Cruise, to stop trying to suck my cock.

Love,

Shape Shifter

P.S. NTTAWWT

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-11-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Thank you for not thinking that Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" would qualify as a lowpoint.

http://www.corfid.com/gl/Albums/Summ...Fitzgerald.htm

I tear up, I really do, when I hear it. This is such a classic tale and it is truly heartwrenching to know that it is little known by those outside of the Great Lakes region -- the inspired song by Mr. Lightfoot notwithstanding.

Hell, I'd never insult a song that brilliant. I happen to love that tune. In fact, I frequently quote from it.

S("The legend lives on from the Chipewa on down of the big lake they call...")D

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-11-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How does one make a libelous inference?

Defamation by imputation. Realtively hard to prove. I know. I got my ass handed to me on motion for directed verdict trying to bring such a claim.

S(or maybe its just that I'm not a very good lawyer?)D

ltl/fb · 11-11-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dear BHG,

Please ask your client, the very heterosexual Tom Cruise, to stop trying to suck my cock.

Love,

Shape Shifter

P.S. NTTAWWT

Hm, I'm getting a vision of some kind of competition between Tom Cruise and Nancy Reagan. Perhaps televised? If she wins, the proceeds go to the "Just Say No" campaign. If he wins,

Fuck. I don't know what he would win. Too tired.

Edited to add, to all those Austen haters, where else would we get from a feminazi Austen seminar to Nancy Reagan giving head on TV in the space of about a day?

leagleaze · 11-11-2003, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

S(or maybe its just that I'm not a very good lawyer?)D

I vote for that one.

I've heard stories Mister, oh yes I have.