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		|  11-19-2003, 05:50 PM | #1981 |  
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		| Originally posted by Atticus Grinch Kidding aside, they should go after his butler, his personal assistant, his driver, his laundress, his lawyers and all the parents of the kids.  You can't live a Jabba the Hut lifestyle of "bring a fresh one to me" serial molestation without a great deal of help in the form of willful blindness or active solicitation.
 |  Agreed.  Although I can respect the cabalishness, Michael would be a perfect movie villain if he wasn't such a pussy.  It appears that the Neverland Empire was nothing more than a vast conspiracy designed to deliver atm.*
 
*Ass to Michael, not ass to mouth
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		|  11-19-2003, 05:53 PM | #1982 |  
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 A Halle fix --   
And then my question - what do folks think of the longer hair on her?  I think shorter was better (surprising b/c I typically would err the other way).
 
And for those who are curious, there are pics of Britney looking like a cocktail waitress and Sandra Bullock looking oddly pregnant in a cutaway dress (I think it was the angle of the photo) on the E! Fashion Police section this week... |  
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		|  11-19-2003, 05:56 PM | #1983 |  
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		| Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall No time right now.  These will have to hold you over.
 
 
   
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		|  11-19-2003, 05:56 PM | #1984 |  
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		| Originally posted by notcasesensitive A Halle fix --
 And then my question - what do folks think of the longer hair on her?  I think shorter was better (surprising b/c I typically would err the other way).
 |  She should definitely cut her hair.  I'll sound like my mother, but she shouldn't hide that face.  
 
Her boobs look a bit ridgey there.  Shadows maybe?  Don't tell me they're fake.  (Settle down, Francis, this is not an accusation.  My score on the Playboy test was an abysmal 6/12.)
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:03 PM | #1985 |  
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 Halle's short haircut is very chic.  Long hair looks so blah on her, |  
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:04 PM | #1986 |  
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		| Originally posted by robustpuppy She should definitely cut her hair.  I'll sound like my mother, but she shouldn't hide that face.
 
 Her boobs look a bit ridgey there.  Shadows maybe?  Don't tell me they're fake.  (Settle down, Francis, this is not an accusation.  My score on the Playboy test was an abysmal 6/12.)
 |  She is the only person I can think of who looks better with short hair.  with long hair she looks like a generic pretty black lady* like toni braxton(?). 
 
*we also have generic pretty white ladies too, francis, so calm donw.  Think Sarah Michelle Gellar/Hilton sisters- they all look exaclty alike to me.  PhoebeCates is the opposite of one. |  
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:05 PM | #1987 |  
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		| Originally posted by fufu Halle's short haircut is very chic.  Long hair looks so blah on her,
 |  I'm totally with you on this one.
 
Did anyone else catch her on Leno the other night, where she said that her high-protein diet gave her terrible gas?
 
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:08 PM | #1988 |  
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		| Originally posted by tmdiva Did anyone else catch her on Leno the other night, where she said that her high-protein diet gave her terrible gas?
 
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 |  Why?  Did the gas cause her to fly around the studio?
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:09 PM | #1989 |  
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		| Originally posted by tmdiva I'm totally with you on this one.
 
 Did anyone else catch her on Leno the other night, where she said that her high-protein diet gave her terrible gas?
 
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 |  Leno references are surprisingly frequent on this Board -- I presume it must be because some of you find some of his guests interesting.  But I find him uwatchable.  I thought he was the JAG/3rd Watch of late night? |  
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:09 PM | #1990 |  
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		| Originally posted by paigowprincess 
 
 *we also have generic pretty white ladies
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:10 PM | #1991 |  
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		| Originally posted by paigowprincess Bitch please.  Men, if you get hardons from this, you should be ashamed of yourselves/
 |  I'm so young I get a hard-on from everything.
 
It's GREAT!
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:14 PM | #1992 |  
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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? I'm so young I get a hard-on from everything.
 
 It's GREAT!
 |  Even this, you sick bastard??
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:15 PM | #1993 |  
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				Michael Malpractice
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by Shape Shifter Agreed.  Although I can respect the cabalishness,...
 |  So who has the more effective cabal - Michael or the Pope? 
 
The Pope's boys kept the scandal quiet for much longer, but Michael's boys did it despite much greater public scrutiny.
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:15 PM | #1994 |  
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				James and Jai?
			 
 realityblurred reports it --
 Inbreeding among reality TV show stars is not uncommon, and the reality TV shows on Bravo seem to offer no exception. Two of the network's more recent and popular reality shows may have produced a union between Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's Jai Rodriguez and Boy Meets Boy's James Getzlaff. The two "looked quite cozy ... at Saturday night's performance of 'Little Shop of Horrors' at the Virginia Theater," Rush & Molloy report (last item). James previously broke up with Wes, who he met on his show.
 
 
 
 Also tonight is apparently the finale of Bachelor Bob.  Is anyone watching this?
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		|  11-19-2003, 06:19 PM | #1995 |  
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				      | No duh.  edited to say: CNN poll says 94% of people not shocked by the charges against Jacko
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