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11-21-2003, 06:20 PM
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#2446
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok - let's just say there is an asshole partner that I truly despise from the bottom of my cold icewine-drenched heart and yet sometimes* in the conference room I picture him naked and fucking me. Is that (a) a hate fuck fantasy, (b) me being masochistic, (c) one of those thin line between hate and attraction things or (d) some or all of the above?
*meaning, in these circumstances, every second we're in the room together.
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It's impossible to tell until you act on your impulse and report back. Please include full description, including what if anything hits the headboard (or its equivalent on the conference room table, desk, floor, whatever).
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11-21-2003, 06:23 PM
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#2447
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Southern charmer
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Man, take me with you to Graceland.
BR(had an argument with my mother over whether I would take a picture of Elvis painted on black velvet to college)C
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Nah. I've been there. It was fun, but not Top 50 caliber, I must admit.
Go there, spend an hour or two, then go get drunk on Beale Street.
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11-21-2003, 06:25 PM
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#2448
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
picture of Elvis painted on black velvet to college
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Don't fuck with Velvis.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-21-2003, 06:30 PM
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#2449
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't fuck with Velvis.
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Unless it's a hate fuck.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-21-2003, 06:42 PM
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#2450
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Elvis and hate fucks
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
BR(had an argument with my mother over whether I would take a picture of Elvis painted on black velvet to college)C
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The Graceland estate sued a local bar, made them change their name and made them remove a key part of their decor. The current name of the bar is "The Velvet Melvin."
I had a boss that I detested. I can't imagine in any sexual situation at all involving me. I can vividly imagine him jacking off to online porn, since that seemed to happen on a regular basis.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-21-2003, 06:50 PM
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#2451
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Elvis and hate fucks
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can vividly imagine him jacking off to online porn, since that seemed to happen on a regular basis.
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Any you know this how?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-21-2003, 06:53 PM
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#2452
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Elvis and hate fucks
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Any you know this how?
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Residual evidence.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-21-2003, 06:54 PM
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#2453
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Nah. I've been there. It was fun, but not Top 50 caliber, I must admit.
Go there, spend an hour or two, then go get drunk on Beale Street.
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Road tripped to Memphis in law school. We had to drive through Kentucky. Kentucky is the biggest state of fucking liars I have ever known. I saw plenty of grass, none of it approaching blue.
While on the misnamed Blue Grass Parkway, we stopped for some genuine Kentucky Fried Chicken (tastes the same there as everywhere else). After eating, we started to grow concerned that we may reach Memphis after the bars closed and would be deprived of adult beverages for the remainder of the evening. Fortunately, there was a roadside liquor store across the street from the KFC.
The liquor store was a sunbleached wooden shack. A clerk stood behind a counter and behind him was all the goodies. Chain link fencing prevented browsing.
"Uh, do you have any wine?"
"D'ya want red 'r white?"
"Uh, both I guess."
"D'ya want hot 'r cold?"
"Uh, both I guess."
We paid for the wine and continued on our way. A short time down the road, my companion expressed horror - we didn't have a corkscrew! I just laughed and unscrewed a bottle of the finest Chablis $4 can buy in Kentucky.
We needn't have bothered. Despite my best efforts, I could never figure when, or if, the bars close on Beale Street. Had fun trying, though.
Graceland is a riot. You can get a pretty good beer buzz going during your two hour wait to get on the trolley from the admission area to Graceland itself. This puts you in a proper frame of mind to appreciate Priscilla's narration of the audio tour (a must!). By the dramatic finale of the tour, The King's grave, we could hardly contain our laughter. Fortunately, we were able to disguise it as sobs, so we merely appeared subdued compared to the open wailing of many other patrons.
I don't know that it rates a Top 50 worldwide, but Graceland certainly makes a US only list.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
Last edited by Shape Shifter; 11-21-2003 at 07:07 PM..
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11-21-2003, 06:55 PM
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#2454
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Elvis and hate fucks
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Any you know this how?
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You don't subscribe to the webcam? Best $19.99 I ever spent. Besides those Basedow tapes.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-21-2003, 06:56 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Elvis and hate fucks
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Graceland estate sued a local bar, made them change their name and made them remove a key part of their decor. The current name of the bar is "The Velvet Melvin."
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The irony is that the bar actually won the lawsuit. I was in town while the lawsuit was pending. The owners had spraypainted "Dead Fat Junkie" on a sheet and hung it over their usual sign.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-21-2003, 07:07 PM
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#2456
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
All good, except for you're forgetting the ass fucking.
Nothing says "Thanks for being an undying pain in the ass for the past few months" like a good bye ass fucking.
Edited to say: There is one thing better - Getting the object of the HF all hot and bothered and then leaving without doing anything with no excuse. This takes unbelievable will power from the male perspective and is just shy of impossible...
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The really, absolutely wickedly cool thing about fantasies is that you have all the willpower in the world. Because it's a fantasy.
Now, why SS is fantasizing that his semen is icy, I don't know, but it's his fantasy so he can do that. |
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11-21-2003, 07:53 PM
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#2457
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The really, absolutely wickedly cool thing about fantasies is that you have all the willpower in the world. Because it's a fantasy.
Now, why SS is fantasizing that his semen is icy, I don't know, but it's his fantasy so he can do that.
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In my fantasy, I'm wearing black socks and flip flops in Hawaii and two gorgeous FB ladies are catfighting for my affection in a pool of jello. And then after a few minutes, they stop fighting but continue to wrastle and then ask for my assistance. A monkey can dream too, right?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-21-2003, 07:55 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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New Subject and poll: 50 things to do before you die
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok - let's just say there is an asshole partner that I truly despise from the bottom of my cold icewine-drenched heart and yet sometimes* in the conference room I picture him naked and fucking me.
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We're hiring.
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Boogers!
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11-21-2003, 08:05 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Elvis and hate fucks
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The owners had spraypainted "Dead Fat Junkie" on a sheet and hung it over their usual sign.
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If my calculations are correct, and all the cosmic tumblers fall into place, I anticipate performing the same treatment on the headstones of a few select people I know, preferably in time for the respective funerals. MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-21-2003, 08:07 PM
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#2460
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Elvis and the hate fucks
With respect to the re: line, wasn't that the name of EP's backing band on his gospel albums?
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