Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 165

ltl/fb · 11-21-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
In my fantasy, I'm wearing black socks and flip flops in Hawaii and two gorgeous FB ladies are catfighting for my affection in a pool of jello. And then after a few minutes, they stop fighting but continue to wrastle and then ask for my assistance. A monkey can dream too, right?

Are they wearing porno platforms, stockings and garters, and bustiers that are sliding off?

Hank Chinaski · 11-21-2003, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
With respect to the re: line, wasn't that the name of EP's backing band on his gospel albums?

you're thinking of the Mercy Fucks.... Hate Fuck Trio is a punker group outa Colorado

SlaveNoMore · 11-21-2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

greatwhitenorthchick
Ok - let's just say there is an asshole partner that I truly despise from the bottom of my cold icewine-drenched heart and yet sometimes in the conference room I picture him naked and fucking me.

Knowing some of the folks over there, I find this really disturbing.

Then again, the conference rooms are pretty nice.

Flinty_McFlint · 11-22-2003, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are they wearing porno platforms, stockings and garters, and bustiers that are sliding off?

If that's what they want to wear, that's fine by me. Aloha.

evenodds · 11-22-2003, 09:50 AM

I never thought this would be the type of information I would post on a board full of the depraved individuals of the FB with an average chastity score in the mid-30s and an average circle of hell of 5:

According to the news website Poynter.org:

"Beliefnet is hands-down the best religion site on the Web. This past weekend, Beliefnet won the prestigious General Excellence award from the Online News Association.

The site includes basic facts and in-depth discussions on religions from Baha'i to Zoroastrianism <http://www.beliefnet.com/index/index_10000.html> . It has a series of
charts comparing various religions, such as this one comparing Judaism, Christianity, and Islam <http://www.beliefnet.com/features/abrahamicfaiths.html> .

Especially valuable are the fully searchable sacred texts <http://www.beliefnet.com/help/link_directory.asp> from all the major
religions, from the Bible to the Qur'an. You can also search the HarperCollins Dictionary of Religion from any page on the site.

For those of you not sure what to give your colleagues, check out the Multi-faith Gift-Giving Guide <http://www.beliefnet.com/story/57/story_5749_1.html> ."

spookyfish · 11-22-2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
I never thought this would be the type of information I would post on a board full of the depraved individuals of the FB with an average chastity score in the mid-30s and an average circle of hell of 5:

According to the news website Poynter.org:

"Beliefnet is hands-down the best religion site on the Web. This past weekend, Beliefnet won the prestigious General Excellence award from the Online News Association.

The site includes basic facts and in-depth discussions on religions from Baha'i to Zoroastrianism. . .

We may never see Atticus again.

Atticus Grinch · 11-22-2003, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
We may never see Atticus again.

The fish:pond ratio favors LawTalkers.

spookyfish · 11-22-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The fish:pond ratio favors LawTalkers.

That goes without saying.

Elitist.

spookyfish · 11-22-2003, 01:55 PM

Reminds me a bit of Tony Bennett. Does anyone else think so?

SlaveNoMore · 11-22-2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:

spookyfish
We may never see Atticus again.

Speaking of, is Michael Jackson really that much of a flight risk to warrant a $3M bond? Seems like nothing more than a publicity move to me.

s4(Liz Phair songs make good Re lines)e

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-22-2003, 08:37 PM

Meanwhile, they're playing hockey outside in Edmonton.

ltl/fb · 11-23-2003, 12:32 AM

There were 3, but I can only remember 2:

The "I am so cool because I have shinily slicked back hair" guy with his arms around the waist of the blond chick driving the lime green Vespa.

The mother allowing her toddler to wander in the spaces between the tables of a busy, busy breakfast place. It took the mom like 5 minutes to pick up the toy the kid threw down on the floor. Yeah, lady, that's safe. And she let the kid put her purse (complete with strap) so that it basically covered the space in the aisle. In a place where the waitstaff routinely carry three or more plates on an arm. Unfortunately, no one tripped and spilled hot coffee on the kid. And it didn't come close enough for me to scare it. I thought it would be wrong to entice it over by looking all friendly and nice and then scare the crap out of it.

Jack Manfred · 11-23-2003, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Here's what I really want to do:[list=1][*]get a peek under Jennifer Connelly's skirt[/list=1]

While she's preggers? Sicko.

If this was pre-Bettany, I would have negotiated for full nudity, not just a peek under the skirt. If I had a positon where I regularly looked under Jennifer Connelly's skirt, I would not retire. Instead, I would die on-the-job (a happy man).

Like gwnc, I haven't looked at the list because of the loading/time commitment issues. Are these all pictures of active kayakesque activities?

Jack Manfred · 11-23-2003, 05:14 AM

While I doing some Christmas shopping this weekend, I encountered something I'd like to add this to the list. It's more annoying than stupid, but here goes:

I understand that the assistant manager who hired you at the mall or whatever told you that this was a "energetic, fast-paced retail environment with fun co-workers." I also understand that's why you took the job (that, the employee discount, and the fact you needed to pay rent before your roommate had another "dialogue" with you.) But here's the thing: I don't want to walk into another store in the mall to see the clerks dancing to Outkast. Sure, the song is catchy, but I don't need to see this. I've now seen this scenario play out multiple times in multiple stores, just this weekend. This isn't an episode of "Making the Video." It's you ringing me up so I can go somewhere else.

Bah Humbug.

Whatever the opposite is of bonus points will be awarded to/subtracted from the slightly chubby girl clerk attempting to dirty-dance with the handsome gay boy clerk.

Penske_Account · 11-23-2003, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb

The mother allowing her toddler to wander in the spaces between the tables of a busy, busy breakfast place. It took the mom like 5 minutes to pick up the toy the kid threw down on the floor. Yeah, lady, that's safe. And she let the kid put her purse (complete with strap) so that it basically covered the space in the aisle. In a place where the waitstaff routinely carry three or more plates on an arm. Unfortunately, no one tripped and spilled hot coffee on the kid. And it didn't come close enough for me to scare it. I thought it would be wrong to entice it over by looking all friendly and nice and then scare the crap out of it.

Screw you. That was me. In drag!

Confidential to Manfred:

I can think of a worse world then one in which, wherever you go, people are scrapping and craning to get a peek under preggo Jennifer Connelly's skirt.

Sincerely,

Sicko