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11-26-2003, 04:32 PM
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#2851
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Proffered avatars
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I was able to master everything about avatars (except picking a good one).
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No offense but if you had relatives in the film industry you have a better sense of this.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-26-2003, 04:32 PM
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#2852
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Ugg boots: Trendy 10 years ago
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When I was 20, I received the Clapper for X-mas from a GF.
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Funny, I got something similar from your girlfriend too. Small world.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-26-2003, 04:33 PM
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#2853
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Proffered avatars
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Geez, who knew you'd actually use something from me.
Since I'm not a mod and don't have the magical powers, you need to find a way to steal this one that has been properly sized for your convenience, and I will get my old one back.
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I'm a little worried that it will change to whatever you change yours to, but I've got it. Thanks!
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11-26-2003, 04:39 PM
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#2854
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Proffered avatars
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm a little worried that it will change to whatever you change yours to, but I've got it. Thanks!
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We'll see.
Oh goody. It didn't change.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-26-2003, 04:42 PM
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#2855
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Ugg boots: Trendy 10 years ago
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Funny, I got something similar from your girlfriend too. Small world.
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Whiff, b/c it was previously posted that my statement was loaded and thus MUCH too easy of a joke.
Take my wife...please.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-26-2003, 04:42 PM
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#2856
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Proffered avatars
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think this is your best post ever.
Not because it involves a cat picture and my avatar is a puppy, but because an avatar sized picture of a cat flipping the bird is such a perfect response to fringey's post.
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Responding again to note that I inspire others to greatness! Who would have thought that NFH would ever be funny? No one. But she watched, she learned, and now she's succeeded in being amusing!!!!
I should dump this law gig and go into funny tutoring. I bet there are big bucks in that, and not much work involved. Too bad SD's not qualified; it seems like it would fulfill all his job requirements.
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11-26-2003, 04:46 PM
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#2857
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Proffered avatars
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I should dump this law gig and go into funny tutoring. I bet there are big bucks in that, and not much work involved. Too bad SD's not qualified; it seems like it would fulfill all his job requirements.
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those who can do.....
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-26-2003, 04:48 PM
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#2858
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Proffered avatars
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
those who can do.....
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You are right. I probably would be unable to teach it. After all, I wasn't trying to teach NFH -- she learned from my example.
You are now known as "torpedoer of dreams" and I am not talking about my dreaming of your pink torpedo.
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11-26-2003, 04:55 PM
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#2859
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Ugg boots: Trendy 10 years ago
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Whiff, b/c it was previously posted that my statement was loaded and thus MUCH too easy of a joke.
Take my wife...please.
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Yeah and you complained when no one hit the softball.
Whiff right back at ya.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-26-2003, 05:00 PM
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#2860
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Proffered avatars
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Jezzus Beezus.
Step 1: Get Irfanview
Step 2: Find a picture you like (hint -- google images is a good source)
Step 3: Grab said image by right-clicking, and saving to desktop.
Step 4: View the image with irfanview
Step 5: Resize the image with irfanview
Step 6: Upload it into your profile.
I'm a techno idiot, and I was able to master everything about avatars (except picking a good one).
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yeah see that's a perfect example of a post I skimmed, because it had "steps" in it.
You have failed to note that I don't pick my own avatar, which was the entire point. Lucky for you, NFH picked up the slack. If you still don't like the new one, feel free (as I said earlier) to suggest something. And it sounds like you have this technical "sizing" stuff down so you can size it for me. I think if you make it your avatar I can then copy the url and make it my avatar, and then you can put yours back.
Thanks!
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11-26-2003, 07:08 PM
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#2861
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Mena Suvari makes me TUALBIMM.
I have decided, upon much contemplation on the matter, that I would give Tara Reid the gook if given the opportunity.
Happy Thanksgiving. I am especially thankful that to my recollection, no one has yet used the odious "Turkey Day" alternative appellation.
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11-26-2003, 07:53 PM
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#2862
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Oh, now here's a shocker. It turns out the family of Michael Jackson's accuser is a little fucked in the head. They must have figured their kid could find a better life among even lower primates, like chimpanzees and Liz Taylor.
BTW, why couldn't the charter jet company have taped something fun to watch, like Paris Hilton sucking dick with the lights on this time? Attorney-client conferences happen every day, and I have yet to be a part of one that was in any way photogenic.
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11-26-2003, 08:05 PM
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#2863
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
Posts: 298
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Attorney-client conferences happen every day, and I have yet to be a part of one that was in any way photogenic.
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You're hanging with the wrong crowd, baby!
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11-26-2003, 10:54 PM
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#2864
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Men's suits
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
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S(still swear by Hickey Freeman)D
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Hickey is of middle aged heft -- thick in the middle. And here I thought you were an athletic cat.
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11-26-2003, 11:36 PM
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#2865
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Season's Greetings
You know it's winter when your thirteen-year-old gives in first and tells you that it's snowing too hard and so you both have to stop snowboarding and go in.
(Yes!)
(It's a fatherly testosterone thing.)
Happy Turkey Day (that's an aimed insult) and probably Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all, too.
(I love employers who insist that you take all of your overly-generous vacation contingent before 12/31.)
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