Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Glazed Ham]

Originally posted by Not Me
No I wasn't. I highly recommend gathering as much information as possible about those you work with on a routine basis. You never know when you will need to use it.

Just make sure that there aren't any of those hidden cameras installed in the offices if you are going to rumage through partner's desks. Or have a good excuse that you were looking for something important ready incase there is a hidden camera.

This sounds like a great strategy to pursue if I was looking to get fired, but it did answer my question. You are trollish. Thanks, but in the future please direct your juvenile b.s. to someone stupid enough to bite.....like maybe a poster on a pre-teen gamers board would be a good place to start.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Isn't it a bit rude to decline an invitation after having asked for it?

Ah, yes. I apologize to all for the poorly constructed sentence.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
Their surprise made me wonder: isn't swinging a fairly banal, suburban activity?

I don't know shit about suburbia, but do you mean it's commonplace in that there are readily recognizable places people go to do it? Or do you mean that lots of your couple friends do it?

I had no idea. What else are you people doing out there? Who knew "white flight" was all about horniness?

TM

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And if you merely say cleavage you could be talking toe or butt cleavage, while decolletage unmistakable refers to your tits.

Speaking of butt cleavage, and tying two threads together, Pink showed a bit of crack on SNL during her performance this weekend. If I thought she cared, I'd offer her the advice that if a) your pants are already low-cut, and b) you're wearing them with the button undone, and further c) you have a large mike pack attached to the back waistband, and yet further d) you dance and bend over while singing, you WILL show crack to the American viewing audience.

tm

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't know shit about suburbia, but do you mean it's commonplace in that there are readily recognizable places people go to do it? Or do you mean that lots of your couple friends do it?

I had no idea.

There was a good documentary on this a few years ago, which I recommend, but I can't come up with the name and I'd rather not Google for it while I'm at work.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bilmore
FWIW, as an experienced suburban boy, I have seen many, many affairs, ......

Bilmore, you old dog. Benny Hill (or even the shorter, hairier DeVito) as the mental image -- gone. Replaced with:

....but have never encountered (or even heard rumor of) the swap situation which I think you mean when you say "Swinging."

Well, then this probably isn't an accurate mental image either. All things considered, probably for the best.



Gatti(though, FWIW, my response to the question isn't dissimilar)gap

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I was gone for a minute now I'm back again.

Anyway, are any of you kids in Charleston, South Carolina? If yes, PM me.

I for one am glad you are back. I think you are the second funniest postrix after RP. Please stay.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Speaking of butt cleavage, and tying two threads together, Pink showed a bit of crack on SNL during her performance this weekend. If I thought she cared, I'd offer her the advice that if a) your pants are already low-cut, and b) you're wearing them with the button undone, and further c) you have a large mike pack attached to the back waistband, and yet further d) you dance and bend over while singing, you WILL show crack to the American viewing audience.

Seeing the same, um, spectacle, we* concluded that she meant to be doing this.

Read: The Oddman and I.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Glazed Ham
Slamming the sock

Well hey there Ham, and welcome to Lawtalkers.


Nice entrance.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by evenodds
Ah, yes. I apologize to all for the poorly constructed sentence.

You tease you.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who knew "white flight" was all about horniness?

You're confusing that with the "white plight".

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't know shit about suburbia, but do you mean it's commonplace in that there are readily recognizable places people go to do it? Or do you mean that lots of your couple friends do it?

I had no idea. What else are you people doing out there? Who knew "white flight" was all about horniness?

There are a few clubs in Austin that cater to swingers. Actual nightclubs where people meet and often engage in sexual activity. Years ago, I went with some friends because it sounded so "Ice Storm" that I had to see it: shockingly hot women in various states of undress, porn on continuous loop, people having sex in the darker corners.

Strange stuff, highly entertaining.

Originally posted by Glazed Ham
Thanks all. The almost unanimous (except for Not Me, who I assume was either being facetious or trollish or both) advice is well taken and I will repress the memory and hope the booze has dulled his, although his creepiness factor will remain at a record high. The thing I really don't understand is why a relatively attractive 25 year old woman would sink to his level. Do toupee wearers take them off prior to sex? Wouldn't they fall off if they don't? Ick, the thought of it makes my stomach turn.




I find "decolletage" conveys a certain sense of classy sexuality while "cleavage" sounds a little slutty. Something I would use for a Hooters gal or one of those airheads with a low cut shirt selling jaegermeister shots at bars.

It never fails to amaze me the number of posters who take the sockbait. When I heard decolletage (actually read) I thought "debtslave" or perhaps Atticus bc they are one and the same to me.

ANd its Cooters gal.

[Glazed Ham]

Originally posted by baltassoc

While it's good to "forget" the whole thing, just don't forget to make sure it never has a chance to come up again.

Any advice on this? My initial thought is to avoid being alone with the toupee'd partner, but that is impossible without creating a much bigger work situation and even then probably still impossible.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Glazed Ham
I find "decolletage" conveys a certain sense of classy sexuality while "cleavage" sounds a little slutty. Something I would use for a Hooters gal or one of those airheads with a low cut shirt selling jaegermeister shots at bars.

Which is still a lot nicer than the term your skeezy partner was thinking.