Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I don't know any Thanksgiving carols, goddammit. And considering I've been getting Christmas catalogs since September, you're lucky I was able to wait this long.

But if promise to make me a hamburger, I'll have mercy and change my sig line.

Here's one we got to sing in grade school:

We gather together to ask the Lord's blessing;
He chastens and hastens his will to make known;
The wicked oppressing now cease from distressing,
Sing praises to his name: He forgets not his own.

Beside us to guide us, our God with us joining,
Ordaining, maintaining his kingdom devine;
So from the beginning the fight we were winning;
Thou, Lord, wast at our side, All glory be thine!

We all do extol thee, thou leader triumphant,
And pray that thou still our defender wilt be.
Let thy congregation escape tribulation;
Thy name be ever praised! O Lord, make us free!
Amen

There's always a burger on the grill, babe. And I keep the fire going with all those catalogs.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan


"Black Irish" is often taken to mean Irish people with dark hair and eyes.

I always thought Troy O'Leary, former Red Sox player, was the archetype.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I don't know any Thanksgiving carols, goddammit. And considering I've been getting Christmas catalogs since September, you're lucky I was able to wait this long.

But if promise to make me a hamburger, I'll have mercy and change my sig line.

He shouldn't have to do anything but refrain from hunting down and killing you. A Christmas Carol sig line is offensive enough; pre-Thanksgiving it's a capital crime.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe she means the shape of the hair pattern (a lot on the upper chest, winnowing down to the treasure trail...).

And e/o, AJ is short? She has always struck me as being tall. Am I confused?

Martini glass chest hair is a term that I invented. I think it is self explanatory for those with an IQ over ninety as you just showed.

I was trying to find pics of Mark P topless to illustrate for those like PJ who needed picture aides, but sadly it appears he has been waxing his chest. I think Tara Reid has turned him into a total guido. Is that still on?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
He shouldn't have to do anything but refrain from hunting down and killing you. A Christmas Carol sig line is offensive enough; pre-Thanksgiving it's a capital crime.

Thanks again go to gwinky for pointing out that we all have the ability to avoid stupid sig lines. I have been sig line-free for over a month and enjoying every moment of it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) What makes you think Jessica Simpson has real tits? And she looks skinny to me- why will she be cottaged cheezed by 35, and why at 35? Does one have to be an exercise-anorexic with fake tits to grow old with SD?

2) While I dont find fault with Heidi Klum (was that she the gal who was either airbrushed or severely underweight in the little photo montage?) I would say that she is not spectacular, especially given the fact that I know her name. Her face is pretty but not goregous when I have seen her (including on SATC). I dont really know her body but she looked real skinny to me in those pics. I imagine if I saw her in person and she was six foot tall that might help things. I would just say she is overrated for a so called supermodel. She is no Angelina Jolie to pick a gal everyone thinks is gorgeous.

1. They look real. I don't want cottage cheese. Call me unrealistic, but its fucking nasty.

2. Klum v. Jolie... like comparing a Rolls and Bentley. Ain't no point in making a debate of that.

Originally posted by baltassoc
Except for the fact that I am not sure whether I have "martini glass chest hair", but I'm pretty sure I don't want to, I find it ironic that I'm your type.

Oh, and PAIGOW!PAIGOW!PAIGOW!

Gotta say I am not totally surprised as I think I have seen a couple of things in past posts that led me to believe you would have been in my demographic back in your day. But it couldnt have worked- I would never live in Baltimore.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thanks again go to gwinky for pointing out that we all have the ability to avoid stupid sig lines. I have been sig line-free for over a month and enjoying every moment of it.

Aren't you afraid you'll miss a clever one by the Flower?

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I always thought Troy O'Leary, former Red Sox player, was the archetype.

I wonder if he is Catholic (green) or Protestant (orange)? That is what really makes the "Irish Difference."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Uh oh. I swear I always understood it as the "dark" irish, not the "black" irish. And the "dark" irish are supposedly the descendants of the spanish armada survivors who swam ashore.

Or maybe I just watched different cartoons.

The legend I'd heard as a kid was that the Moors fucked the Spanish and the Spanish from the crashed Armada fucked the Irish. I'm just glad somebody with color fucked their way into my family tree a long time ago. I'd be pretty ugly with milk white skin and light hair.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
What does "Black Irish" have to do with butt shape and vice versa?

TF

Oy veh... the joke was based on the fact that TM quipped that many black men like round asses whereas white men prefer flat asses. My response was that my prefernce for pert asses and hatred of flat asses must derive from the my Black Irishness.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's too early in the morning for crack.









She is unbelievable. Gorgeous. And while Angelina has more brains and is probably an unbelievable freak in bed, on pure looks, I'll take Heidi any day. Every day. One day. Please.

TM

Indeed. She is h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ot. I think paigow was saying Elle MacPherson is the one who looks skinny -- although she is unbelievably gorgeous -- I sat next to her in a restaurant once, and she is beautiful. She doesn't look overly thin in person -- but I agree that those pictures make her butt look very flat (I didn't examine her butt when I saw her in person. Sorry.)

My husband is definitely a butt-man too. His grandmother is black -- so that explains it -- right? Or am I missing a step here?

[notcasesensitive]

So, the guy who the Hiltons accused of drugging their sweet innocent (ahem) daughter is fighting back - http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2003/...ape/index.html

quote: LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend filed a $10 million slander lawsuit against the hotel heiress and reality TV star with whom he made a sex video three years ago.

Richard Salomon maintains in the suit that Hilton was an "active participant" in making the video but she and her family have waged a "cold, calculated and malicious campaign to portray Salomon as a rapist" to protect her image.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This talk of flat asses reminds me of a suitemate in my college dorm who was flattest person I ever met. Flat ass, flat chest, flat cheekbones, flat nose, flat lips, and flat personality. To make matters worse, she walked with her feet out, like a clown. It was like she was born for a life of standing in front of the doors on the subway.

There were only two things that were not flat about her: she had frizzy hair and a sharp whiny voice. And she tried to be a bitch in the tradition of her very pretty friend, who kept flatsy around so as not to detract any male attention from herself.

As far as I know, flatsy never had a date in college. Serves the bitch right, as far as I can tell. With her lot in life she ought to have worked harder on the charm.

I was thinking after the first paragraph it was going to continue with something like "But amazingly, these rich east-coast prep school guys were all over her!" B/c of the 10-yr-old boy thing.

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hate to break the news but her back is arched which makes it appear to stand at attention.

Edited to add that , yes, it is a lovely ass, but there are ways of making things look even better. and no, I am not jealous, SD

I was going to say the same thing. Dollars to donuts that if that chick stood straight up, she'd have a little "crease" where butt meets thigh. (I'm just sayin'...)

That "stance" is how I characterize -- or maybe caricature is more accurate(?) -- the way the abomination-of-a-person-who-is-married-to-my-otherwise-brilliant-brother-in-law stands. Just another reason to hate her, in my book, and no, fellas (well, SD), she's not attractive -- at all. She has no butt, and no boobs -- so stands like that to try and make it appear as though she has both. She also has a very bulbous nose, bad teeth, a vacant stare, is stupid and has "zebra" hair. None of these is the reason I hate her though -- just piling on -- to myself.