Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
:e/o:

Thanks for proving my point.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Thanks for proving my point.

Anything for you, sweetums.

Fondly,

F.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by leagleaze
If you ask me, men are just crazy in the presence of anything female on female. They don't care whether things are focused on them. I cannot begin to tell you how many times, after my gf and I have kissed in public, we have turned around to see a man staring at us with a funny grin and a strange dazed look in his eyes. I swear it's always the same exact look they get on their faces.

It's absolutely hilarious.

Hmm. If the reaction is a universal one (as today's post suggest), perhaps we've stumbled upon, inter alia, a new tactic of combatting urban warfare.

You up for a tour in Baghdad, perhaps?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Does that mean 2 women AND a birthday present, or that the 2 women were, themselves, the birthday present?

If the latter, did the fact that they were nasty disease-ridden hookers cross your mind during the experience?

If by nasty disease-ridden hookers you mean nubile young waitresses at the place I was cooking, then yes. And jealousy doesn't become you, AdL.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If by nasty disease-ridden hookers you mean nubile young waitresses at the place I was cooking, then yes. And jealousy doesn't become you, AdL.

But you're not inclined to talk about it, especially not just to make another man envy you, so he should stop prodding.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If by nasty disease-ridden hookers you mean nubile young waitresses at the place I was cooking, then yes. And jealousy doesn't become you, AdL.

Ah, so the two waitresses gave you themselves (or, more accurately, the 3-some) as a birthday present? That's ok.

And hell yes I'm jealous.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If by nasty disease-ridden hookers you mean nubile young waitresses at the place I was cooking.

Quit speaking in code, already. You're among friends here.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If by nasty disease-ridden hookers you mean nubile young waitresses at the place I was cooking, then yes. And jealousy doesn't become you, AdL.

Is that why they call it Friendlys?

And if I ever see one of those places I'm not going in.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
But you're not inclined to talk about it, especially not just to make another man envy you, so he should stop prodding.

exactly

[SlaveNoMore]

taxwonk
If by nasty disease-ridden hookers you mean nubile young waitresses at the place I was cooking, then yes.

[Insert another version of Less' "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant" song parody here]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Ah, so the two waitresses gave you themselves (or, more accurately, the 3-some) as a birthday present? That's ok.

And hell yes I'm jealous.

I know Wanker doesn't want to talk about it, because, you know, it's not like he'd brag about it or anything, but as I recall Coltrane or someone said he'd black out if there were 3 chicks with him, and Sidd said, hey, Wankie would not live to tell the tale. This comment undoubtedly derives from the constant reminders we get that Wanker has a weak ticker.

So, not that he wants to brag or anything, Wanker feels the need to refute the premise of Sidd's joke (a man with a weak heart dying from the pleasure of being with three women at the same time) by stating that he's was with two women a long long time ago (i.e., before the heart problems developed). And he never would have said this, because he wouldn't brag, but it was just that Sidd's comment about the three women causing the weak heart to fail was so far off base. Not that he'd brag, or anything. Oh, and not that he wants to make a big deal about it, but they were really really hot. And he didn't pay cash money for it. But he doesn't want to talk about it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If by nasty disease-ridden hookers you mean nubile young waitresses at the place I was cooking, then yes. And jealousy doesn't become you, AdL.

Jealous? No. To me sexual intercourse is a magical time between the entirty of my special lady, and my entire being. How could I devote the entirety of my energies to her if others where writhing about? How can the perfect communion achievable between two sentient beings be achieved with 3? 4?

To the poster who said there can't be too much "Vulgar term for vagina" I say, my lady love's sex organs are not a commodity- No. Sure two may be available, but to what purpose?

Her nether regions are part of the continuum that is her entire being. I don't have sex with a vagina while pawing at a pair of breasts. No. I interact with another on an almost spiritual plane.

So. Jealous? No, in fact the opposite.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that the idea is to fluff him so that once it softens some it appears larger flaccid than it otherwise would. you have one of those things, don't you understand how it works?

Yeah, but there was no mention of "fluffing and waiting for it to soften a bit so it looks bigger flaccid".

I'm still young. Once I'm fluffed, I'm fluffed for a while.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jealous? No. To me sexual intercourse is a magical time between the entirty of my special lady, and my entire being. How could I devote the entirety of my energies to her if others where writhing about? How can the perfect communion achievable between two sentient beings be achieved with 3? 4?

To the poster who said there can't be too much "Vulgar term for vagina" I say, my lady love's sex organs are not a commodity- No. Sure two may be available, but to what purpose?

Her nether regions are part of the continuum that is her entire being. I don't have sex with a vagina while pawing at a pair of breasts. No. I interact with another on an almost spiritual plane.

So. Jealous? No, in fact the opposite.

Dammit, Hank, now we are going to be subjected to some long-ass, boring crap about how now that he has Mrs. Wanker he has deeply spiritual sex with her whole being and is on another plane entirely. Oh the humanity.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jealous? No. To me sexual intercourse is a magical time between the entirty of my special lady, and my entire being. How could I devote the entirety of my energies to her if others where writhing about? How can the perfect communion achievable between two sentient beings be achieved with 3? 4?

To the poster who said there can't be too much "Vulgar term for vagina" I say, my lady love's sex organs are not a commodity- No. Sure two may be available, but to what purpose?

Her nether regions are part of the continuum that is her entire being. I don't have sex with a vagina while pawing at a pair of breasts. No. I interact with another on an almost spiritual plane.

So. Jealous? No, in fact the opposite.

I think it's very healthy of you to have found a positive way to come to terms with your premature ejaculation problem.