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06-24-2004, 05:29 PM
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#2146
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm sorry, slot C is off limits. I'm saving it for marriage.
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If Mr. Bunny believes that, Ironweed has a Welcome Back, Kotter lunchbox to sell him. |
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06-24-2004, 05:31 PM
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#2147
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you make the 6 of 9 figure "watch" when you masturbate?
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He seems like more of a cross-generational lizard, i.e., acting out scissor-fight scenes b/w 7 of 9 and Councillor Troy.
FYI, this post has nothing to do with Jack and Jeri Ryan. It is solely Star Trek related.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-24-2004, 05:31 PM
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#2148
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
??????????????? I thought you said I looked 12? My skin is dewy from all the spooge since I am a skeetaholic.
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Sorry, I must have had you confused with someone else.
OK, but Hank needs to focus on my knees. |
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06-24-2004, 05:32 PM
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#2149
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If Mr. Bunny believes that, Ironweed has a Welcome Back, Kotter lunchbox to sell him.
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He already has one of those. It's on the shelf in between the Flying Nun and Harlem GLobetrotters.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-24-2004, 05:32 PM
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#2150
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sorry, I must have had you confused with someone else.
OK, but Hank needs to focus on my knees.
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People confuse me with PLF all the time. Don't worry about it. |
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06-24-2004, 05:33 PM
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#2151
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Fucking Microsoft
Perhaps it's merely a ruse . . .
but has anyone else been warned by their employer that a security hole in Internet Explorer is being exploited by hackers to obtain credit card and other financial information when one does any online shopping?
Guess it means more posting, less shopping for me.
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06-24-2004, 05:34 PM
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#2152
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If Mr. Bunny believes that, Ironweed has a Welcome Back, Kotter lunchbox to sell him.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-24-2004, 05:36 PM
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#2153
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Yep, that's the one.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-24-2004, 05:37 PM
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#2154
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, but Hank needs to focus on my knees.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-24-2004, 05:38 PM
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#2155
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Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Yep, that's the one.
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Ugh, does his whole house smell like metal and old peanut butter? Seeing that picture brings back memories of unrefrigerated lunches. |
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06-24-2004, 05:39 PM
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#2156
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wait. (1)The original; (2) The Next Generation.
And then what? Deep Space Nine? I don't even know who you are anymore.
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It's not that he's a fan of DS9, necessarily. SS needs models for his convention costumes that are both accurate and numerous, because eventually people start to recognize you as "that" Scotty who last time 'round trashed the open bar and exposed himself to Uhura.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-24-2004, 05:39 PM
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#2157
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ugh, does his whole house smell like metal and old peanut butter? Seeing that picture brings back memories of unrefrigerated lunches.
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No, it smells like wood. He's covered basically every inch possible in wood (that isn't covered in lunchboxes).
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-24-2004, 05:39 PM
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#2158
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ironweed
I'm not worried. You should know I have emerged victorious from innumerable African road tussles using only my vintage Hong Kong Phooey lunchbox as a weapon.
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Whoa! A Hong Kong Phooey reference! You just blew my mind, dude (and I don't do drugs.) |
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06-24-2004, 05:40 PM
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#2159
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Moderator
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Location: State of Chaos
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ugh, does his whole house smell like metal and old peanut butter? Seeing that picture brings back memories of unrefrigerated lunches.
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I used to hate it when my mom put a banana in my lunch. It was tolerable for the oreos to taste vaguely like bananas, but not for the bologna. |
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06-24-2004, 05:41 PM
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#2160
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I used to hate it when my mom put a banana in my lunch. It was tolerable for the oreos to taste vaguely like bananas, but not for the bologna.
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Now I'm actively nauseated. Thanks. |
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