Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 312

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-13-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Job opportunity for Sebby

Been there, done that. Two years as social chair. Some alumni still treat me like the Robert McNamara of my fraternity's demise during my senior year. They find fault with my controversial decision to borrow liberally the food and operations budget to fund social events. I'm afraid Harvard would nix me after a cursory reference check.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-13-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Fuck and run" has been my theme song for quite a few years now.

I woke up alarmed
I didn't know where I was at first
Just that I woke up in your arms
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions, and
What ever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who tries to win you over, and
What ever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it, and
I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
You got up out of bed
You said you had a lot of work to do
But I heard the rest in your head
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions, and
I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend another year alone
It's fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve
You almost felt bad
You said that I should call you up but
I knew much better than that
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions
And I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend my whole life alone
It's fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve

I always enjoyed the Faces' "Stay With Me". God, Rod has really gone downhill. That dude was once a real fucking rockstar.

bold_n_brazen · 01-13-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
She has no sex appeal. On the other hand, I would switch teams pronto for Ms. Apple.

Why can't she be writhing downstairs in MY basement???? (If I had one) Those eyes, that voice.

I've been a bad bad girl
I've been careless
With a delicate man
And it's a sad sad world.

*sigh*

Liz's appeal is that she looks like someone you might actually know. I want to have coffee with her.

Fiona, on the other hand, looks like I could break her in two. And her name is Fiona, for chrissakes.

Pretty Little Flower · 01-13-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's tough to choose from a song with so many beautiful, romantic lines.

Flower:

[high part:]
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Turning, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

Everytime

I've always enjoyed this song too, although I am not sure the man pleasing message is as straightforward as we want to think. I mean, Liz is a Riot Grrl after all. And those chicks are all like feminists and stuff.

Sidd Finch · 01-13-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Liz's appeal is that she looks like someone you might actually know. I want to have coffee with her.

Me too.

Coffee is a euphemism for something, right?

bold_n_brazen · 01-13-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Me too.

Coffee is a euphemism for something, right?

Wanna have coffee and find out?

Replaced_Texan · 01-13-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I've always enjoyed this song too, although I am not sure the man pleasing message is as straightforward as we want to think. I mean, Liz is a Riot Grrl after all. And those chicks are all like feminists and stuff.

I think the song's message is rather woman pleasing.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-13-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think the song's message is rather woman pleasing.

I think womyn and men can be pleasing together. I'm a bit odd that way.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-13-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's tough to choose from a song with so many beautiful, romantic lines.

Flower:

[high part:]
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Turning, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

Everytime

Fuck. I gotta listen to that chick. How in the hell did I miss that shit?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-13-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck. I gotta listen to that chick. How in the hell did I miss that shit?

It's the "chick" stuff. Women don't play their Liz Phair albums for guys who call them chicks.

robustpuppy · 01-13-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's the "chick" stuff. Women don't play their Liz Phair albums for guys who call them chicks.

Wrong. Women don't play their Liz Phair albums for guys who call them "ma'am."

Not Bob · 01-13-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I've always enjoyed this song too, although I am not sure the man pleasing message is as straightforward as we want to think. I mean, Liz is a Riot Grrl after all. And those chicks are all like feminists and stuff.

You wound me, Flower.

Nonetheless, my expressions of love for the music of Liz Phair won me the internet affection of the (sniff) sadly-no-longer-with-us Babe of Pigs, so your mockery of me does not sting too badly.

Not Bob · 01-13-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wrong. Women don't play their Liz Phair albums for guys who call them "ma'am."

Wrong. According to her latest, she likes them young x-box playin dudes who don't even know who Liz Phair is.

notcasesensitive · 01-13-2005, 05:23 PM

I have realized (on my own - no one had to tell me) that I have picked up an annoying phrase. When talking to my secretary, to paralegals, to junior associates, etc., I've started saying "You know what I mean?" at the end of requests. Like I'll say "Please match the proper signature pages up and put them in the folder for that document; you know what I mean?" or "I really need some help tonight with this closing. You know what I mean?"

I'm not sure where I picked it up, but now every time I say it I shudder inside. Must stop.

You know what I mean?

Flinty_McFlint · 01-13-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Spanky McSpankypants on a Friday night, apparently.

Question: is there anything worse than going to your favorite bordello and finding out that the management is letting a couple of crackheads rent space there? Crackheads! I mean, really.

Hey, if the crackheads are paying rent there, couldn't it possibly reduce the price of your entertainment--or even have tremendous cross-attraction potential? Gotta think positive. See you Friday night, sailor.