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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
People generally sweat when they work out, or at least they should if they are doing it right. Therefore, anything "heather" is a bad call. I abhor seeing women in, for example, grey bike shorts with sweat spots on the crotch and butt crack. Really not a good look. Ditto for men with the armpit stains.
I am a workout outfit snob. Who knew?
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Ass sweat is the nastiest shit going...
Beleive it or not, I've seen crotch sweat on some otherwise rather attractive chicks at my gym. I can't help but immediately think "Lord, if she sweats like that in the gym..."
But the worst is armpit stains and older guys who wear them like a badge of honor. Ever been in a meeting with a partner and had him lean back and put his hands behind his head only to expose a pair of huge soaked pits glistening through his blue oxford shirt? I used to think these guys didn't realize what they looked like, but they do it so much that I began to realize they didn't give a shit. Its like people who fart in a group (yeh, believe it or not, there are lots of people who'll just let it rip). How can anyone think this sort of shit is acceptable? Last month I was hanging out with a brother in law. The dude farted out loud in front of me and then excused himself. I'm pretty forgiving, but thats just fucked up. He proceeded to do it three times. Each time, I wanted to say "Hey asshole, go drop the fucking kids off at the pool and stop forcing me to hold my nose every fifteen minutes. I'm getting really fucking tired of having to talk like Jimmy Fallon's Pat O'Brien imitation, all the while realizing that I'm inhaling your noxious arse fumes through my mouth." I guess he's just 'earthy.'
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