Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. I've been told that I look quite sexy when dressed in little khaki shorts (not the pleated kind), a tank top, and golf shoes, with my hair in a ponytail and a baseball cap on. But then, Mr Man is more into the sexy tomboy (aka girl next door)look than the VS lingerie model look.

The baseball cap can be sexy. The shorts can be sexy. the golf spikes are not sexy. The tank top could be sexy, but if you're wearing it braless, chances are you're playing in the John Daley Invitational with Coltrane, and thats not a very sexy event.

Why is the "Girl Next Door" always exceptionally wholesome looking? I had female neighbors growing up and one was pretty hot and rather unwholesome in her choice of attire. What was I supposed to call her? What if your neighbor is a lingerie model?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actually, these all happened in high school, when I played my best golf.

Funny. So did I. It all went downhill in college. But I can still hit great irons. I just really lost my driver.

[Dicky Fox]

Originally posted by the Yule Sock
Silent Board, oh so bored,
All is whiffed, hit fast forward
Found no virgin FBetties for Slave.
Holy Paigow smacked down that knave,
Post in flameproof peace.
Post in flameproof peace

Silent Board, oh so bored,
Admins quake at the sight,
Glories stream to Paigow from afar,
Shapeshifter sings alleluia;
Paigow the Saviour, is re-born!
Paigow the Saviour, is re-born!

Silent Board, oh so bored,
RP’s a Mod, at the mercy of Coltrane’s sword
Spinster lines age Fringe’s rolypoly face,
To match the dawn of an expanding waist
Paigow, Oldskooler by birth.
Paigow, Old Skooler by birth.

Oh, my God, dear. I can understand why you chose a sock to write this.

If the writing improves, and I'm sure it will, call me. We'll give Arty Skye a call and make something happen.

Best regards,
Dicky Fox

[the Yule Sock]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
i am

ashamedyoureally

p

honed that one in*

* I could be entirely wrong in stating that cummings used cheap construction tricks. But I'm not going to go back and do even a smidgen of research to find out. I'm just that reckless these days.

I saw Sebby whiffing posts again
Over on the FB last night
He didn't see me lurk
”Invisible mode” was at work
his downfall really drives poor Paigow bezerk

Then, I saw Sebby jump the shark again
With his tired angry frat boy schtick
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Sebby still had his wit
And wasn’t whiffing without a bit to hit

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, maybe there is... I live in a town full of decrepit old conservative women and nouveau riche young women who want to look like decrepit old conservative women.

Sometimes the Junior League look can be attractive in a repressed-sexy kind of way.

Slave's balls clean, are you whiffing,
In LA, str8 is hustling
On Sting's website,
We've got a deal tonight,
Mockey in a bitter spinsterland.

Gone away is your bloom, girl
Here to stay is Coltrane's girl
He sings a love song,
to Sequels alone,
Anal in a bitter spinsterland.

In the FB we can pm mmmmmmmmmmm
Then pretend that he's Justin Timberlake
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town

Later on, we'll despair
As another egg hits the toilet
Not so much a slut
More a Chicagoan's Pizza Hut
Mockey in a bitter spinsterland.

In the FB we can pm mmmmmmmmmmm
Then pretend that he's Justin Timberlake
We'll have lots of fun sounding sexy
Until we realize we're the only ones not logged off..

MMMM'' say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town

When there's blow, Less is thrilling
Though your face gets a spittling
He'll try to play, the Lestertini way,
Scrambling in a bitter spinsterland.

Scrambling in a bitter spinsterland,
Scrambling in a bitter spinsterlland.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Kony'all West(law)
All apologies to Kanye West.

"Paigow Walks" (sung to the tune of Jesus Walks)

Yo, We at war
We at war with billmorisms, whiffisms, and most of all we at war for this board
(Paigow Walks)
Board show me the way because Slave tried to break us down
(Paigow Walks with us) with us with us with us with us

You know what my socks is?
Many & Restless
Where restless [PAIGOW] might flame you senseless
And next this [PAIGOW] might jack your threadses
So let this Sock warn ya who The Paigow is
Her posts are cool like minty fresh breath is
Her comebacks show that she is truly deathless Uhhhh!
Try to ban her Uhhhh! It's kinda hard
Getting flamed by her socks yeah yeah now check their method
They be tracking our IP addresses, harass and re-ban us
Saying "we delete TOS violaters like you for breakfast"
Huh? Yall delete what? What's the basis?
We ain't going nowhere but got socks with flameses
A post full of old skool, serial socks from Shapey
Yet Thurgreed seems to say that the wackadoo can’t save us
Well Francis I know I act a fool
But I been gone since September and I got socks to move I Hope

[Hook x2]
(Paigow Walks)
Board show me the way because Slave tried to break us down
(Paigow Walks with me)
The only thing that that I pray is that my socks don't fail me now
(Paigow Walks)
And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my TOS wrongs
(Paigow Walks with me)
I want to post to the board but I'm afraid because I ain’t socked in so long

To the deleters, whiffers, sockhaters, shark jumpers, even Slavey
(Paigow walks with them)
To the victims of Infirm for they living in hell there hell yeah
(Paigow walks with them)
Now hear ye hear ye want to read Paigow more clearly
I know all y’all read her cuz the ignore thing is weary
And we're the almost nearly extinct
We old skoolers are role models we sock we don't think
I ain't here to argue about her ratio’s features
Or here to convert haters into Paigowbelievers
I'm just trying to say the way Gwink need hockey
The way Coltrane needed RP that's the way y’all need Paigow
So here go my socking, dog board needs this
Slave say you can sock about anything except for Paigow
That means anal sex, threesomes, bukkake tapes
But if I talk about the Paigow my post can't stay, Huh?
Well let this take away from my posts
Which will probably get me banned by the hosts
Then I hope this raise the oldskool ghosts
And bring the day that I'm dreaming about
Next time I'm on the board everybody screaming out

(Paigow Walks)
Board show me the way because Slavey tried to break us down
(Paigow Walks)
The only thing that that I pray is that my socks don't fail me now

That was well done.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. I've been told that I look quite sexy when dressed in little khaki shorts (not the pleated kind), a tank top, and golf shoes, with my hair in a ponytail and a baseball cap on.

Yeah, I said it, and you still didn't tip me, you cheap fuck.

Originally posted by Dicky Fox
Oh, my God, dear. I can understand why you chose a sock to write this.

If the writing improves, and I'm sure it will, call me. We'll give Arty Skye a call and make something happen.

Best regards,
Dicky Fox

This sock reminds me of the Montry Hall/Carl Merrill sock, NFH. Why do you bother?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
You simultaneously move the conversation into an interesting direction (attractive women in body-hugging clothing, albeit 25 years out of fashion) and then suggest killing it off. I don't understand you sometimes.

More pictures of taut women in Lycra, I say!

Would you settle for a bitch?



(Yeah, I know it could be male. I wanted the joke to work. Sue me.)

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This sock reminds me of the Montry Hall/Carl Merrill sock, NFH. Why do you bother?

In the hands of a lesser agent, he or she would be tempted to point out that your comment is in defense of a Yule Sock.

But let's put this past us, Ms. Princess! The lyrics under your name show far more verve and self-confidence, and I'm sure that with a little dedication, we can get the attention of the labels!

After all, this is a great opportunity, and I'm excited to be a part of it! I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say 'This is going to be a great day!'

Call me.

Regards,
Dicky

Originally posted by Gattigap
In the hands of a lesser agent, he or she would be tempted to point out that your comment is in defense of a Yule Sock.

But let's put this past us, Ms. Princess! The lyrics under your name show far more verve and self-confidence, and I'm sure that with a little dedication, we can get the attention of the labels!

After all, this is a great opportunity, and I'm excited to be a part of it! I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say 'This is going to be a great day!'

Call me.

Regards,
Dicky

Dude, I didn't mean to damn you with the ulitmate in humiliation, mistaking your sock for that of NFH. This is worse than when you were outed as a FOJPUKE.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
But then, Mr Man is more into the sexy tomboy (aka girl next door)look than the VS lingerie model look.

I don't mean to blow up his spot or anything, but, yeah. Sure he is.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is the "Girl Next Door" always exceptionally wholesome looking? I had female neighbors growing up and one was pretty hot and rather unwholesome in her choice of attire. What was I supposed to call her?

Elisha Cuthbert.





TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
mistaking your sock for that of NFH

For better or worse, my socks are almost invariably one-time shots.

JPUKE

Ah, the classics.