Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Makes complete sense to me.

Apparently, you have never been called a "cracker ass cracker" in Times Square by the Lost Tribes of Israel.

There was a group of similar "religious" folks who stood across from City Hall in Philly (they may still be there today, but I don't walk past that spot anymore). For years they used to scream what sounded like Islamic slogans. Then, someone must've told them about the Ethiopian Jews, because they started screaming about their Judaic heritage. But then sometimes I'd hear them preaching what sounded like Christian fire-and-brimstone Revelations rants. They also seemed to have a sodomy fixation. About one out of every five times I'd pass them, I'd hear something about "sodomites". Sounded like they had a whole lotta Leviticus going on...

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There was a group of similar "religious" folks who stood across from City Hall in Philly (they may still be there today, but I don't walk past that spot anymore). For years they used to scream what sounded like Islamic slogans. Then, someone must've told them about the Ethiopian Jews, because they started screaming about their Judaic heritage. But then sometimes I'd hear them preaching what sounded like Christian fire-and-brimstone Revelations rants. They also seemed to have a sodomy fixation. About one out of every five times I'd pass them, I'd hear something about "sodomites". Sounded like they had a whole lotta Leviticus going on...

Take out the religious references, put in various sex acts, and you've got* a good summary of Fringey's posts- leaving out the mmm food embellishments.


*insider Pa. joke

[ABBAKiss]

Hank, your avatar looks naked without embellishments.

Mine looks exceptional, as per usual.

MR is a master avatar-maker. I am a good baker. I hear Hank is a good candle-stick maker, even though it is ill-advised to be naked near hot wax. I don't know any butchers.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apparently, you have never been called a "cracker ass cracker" in Times Square by the Lost Tribes of Israel.

Was that what turned you into a Republican? I'm only asking because I heard it usually takes a full-on mugging.

[Alex_de_Large]

According to ESPN, the San Antonio Spurs' Tony Parker is "dating" Eva Longoria.

Mmmmmmm, Eva...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Take out the religious references, put in various sex acts, and you've got* a good summary of Fringey's posts- leaving out the mmm food embellishments.


*insider Pa. joke

Food?

[Replaced_Texan]

In the occassional series, lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to, I remind everyone that it's probably a good idea to eat something before having a few martinis. And olives don't count.

Why this lesson has taken so long to sink in for me, I'll never know.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
In the occassional series, lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to, I remind everyone that it's probably a good idea to eat something before having a few martinis. And olives don't count.

Why this lesson has taken so long to sink in for me, I'll never know.

Dear RT,

I have been reading your "Lessons Learned" column for several years now, and I could use your advice. I used to drink martinis fairly regularly, but last night I ordered a Makers Mark Manhattan at my local bar. It was extremely good and I had two more. I even ate the little cherries. Does this mean that I am gay?

Confused In Carroll Gardens

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
In the occassional series, lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to, I remind everyone that it's probably a good idea to eat something before having a few martinis. And olives don't count.

Why this lesson has taken so long to sink in for me, I'll never know.

Those drink cherries don't count either. Philberts (or whatever drink nuts are called) SEEM like they would be a good filler but they are not.

[Replaced_Texan]

Job opportunity for Sebby

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Those drink cherries don't count either. Philberts (or whatever drink nuts are called) SEEM like they would be a good filler but they are not.

Can we go back to the "phat lines of blow" thread, because the "cocktails with no food makes me hungover" thread is a real snoozer.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Can we go back to the "phat lines of blow" thread, because the "cocktails with no food makes me hungover" thread is a real snoozer.

Maybe you could jump in on Ironweed's new "am I a future faggot" thread by decribing your winter exercise routine.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Can we go back to the "phat lines of blow" thread, because the "cocktails with no food makes me hungover" thread is a real snoozer.

Stop flirting with me.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ironweed
Dear RT,

I have been reading your "Lessons Learned" column for several years now, and I could use your advice. I used to drink martinis fairly regularly, but last night I ordered a Makers Mark Manhattan at my local bar. It was extremely good and I had two more. I even ate the little cherries. Does this mean that I am gay?

Confused In Carroll Gardens

Yes. Never go to your local bar to order the frou frou drinks. Unless, of course, your local bar is a gay bar. Did anyone see you?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe you could jump in on Ironweed's new "am I a future faggot" thread by decribing your winter exercise routine.

I take back my sexually sensitive concession.