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01-14-2005, 08:27 PM
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#4876
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Methinks Fringey thinks that's the definition of twue wuv.
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Um, yeah. That's me, always joined at the hip with some guy. |
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01-14-2005, 08:36 PM
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#4877
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't see anything indicating that she told him to do much of anything, or that he doesn't have her equally "whipped." Maybe he insists she be at games because he thinks that if he can't see her, she's fucking around.
Whatever. I'm not saying I think their relationship is one I aspire to.
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You just need further education:
Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug until he arrives at the hotel or arena."
This is her idea. Not his. If he has his way - and he's said this - he'd prefer that she stay at home.
The only reason he doesn't look at other women is because she's bitch slapped him every time he has. I'm sure he couldn't give 2 shits whether she looks at another man or not.
When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.
I don't think this was his idea.
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01-14-2005, 08:38 PM
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#4878
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You just need further education:
When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.
I don't think this was his idea.
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Huh? I thought this was the punch line to Bill Simmons' joke. No?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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01-14-2005, 08:45 PM
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#4879
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Huh? I thought this was the punch line to Bill Simmons' joke. No?
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Sadly, no.
More details.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-14-2005, 08:48 PM
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#4880
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
OK, I will now believe that she is The Devil and he needs therapy and a divorce. |
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01-14-2005, 08:54 PM
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#4881
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, I will now believe that she is The Devil and he needs therapy and a divorce.
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Or perhaps he just needs to get marital advice from Jason Kidd.
Domestic Violence is not funny.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-14-2005, 09:08 PM
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#4882
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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No more crunk
Just trying to keep you all up to date and current.
Jan. 14 - "Pop ya colla, baller; time to get hyphy."
California's Latest Sound: 'Hyphy'
The newest hip-hop out of Northern California could put the Bay Area back on the national music scene. But does this post-'crunk' trend have staying power?
Northern California has long been a breeding ground for hip-hop’s most contagious slang. But 2005 might be the year that it spawns a nationwide music movement—and finally gets the “Yay Area” some props. One of the most infectious regional singles of 2004 was a tune called “Hyphy,” by the group The Federation, whose debut, "The Album," is out on Virgin. More than a rap, it was a battle cry. Hyphy (which, although pronounced “high fee,” has nothing to do with bling or hourly rates) has long been a slang word, a dance and even a way of driving in Cali. Now, with that anthemic single, the local rap community is creating a uniquely Californian style of hip-hop in the mold of the raucous Southern crunk sound that was so popular last year.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-14-2005, 09:10 PM
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#4883
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I just realized I have a 3 day weekend. Woo hoo!
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Some of you do. And for the record, it would be nice to know BEFORE 5:00 on a Friday that you have to work on Monday.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-14-2005, 09:38 PM
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#4884
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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boo!
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-14-2005, 10:18 PM
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#4885
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Most awesome thing I've seen in a while
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01-14-2005, 10:56 PM
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#4886
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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As if there weren't already 8 million reasons to hate Microsoft
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
I just received a spam email from Microsoft suggesting that we all "Share More Photos This Holiday".
I was not aware that MLK Day was a big holiday for photo taking.
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BlueMountain or another one of those fucking online greeting spam companies invited me to wish everyone on my e-mail list a happy Ash Wednesday last year. I shit you not. |
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01-15-2005, 12:19 AM
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#4887
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know nothing other than what I read in the full article. Based on that, he does not sound whipped. It's a closer relationship than I would want, but I'm kind of distant.
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I kind of resent it when you talk to other guys. If you really care for me, you'd stop.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-15-2005, 12:57 AM
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#4888
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I kind of resent it when you talk to other guys. If you really care for me, you'd stop.
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I love and worship and lust you, but I enjoy talking to other people, both male and female. I think I would not be as balanced and mentally healthy a person if I restricted myself to speaking only to other females. It is not a sign of disrespect for you. Luckily I know you trust me not to do anything untoward with these other men.
Well, nothing you wouldn't really get off on hearing about, anyway. |
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01-15-2005, 01:11 AM
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#4889
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I love and worship and lust you, but I enjoy talking to other people, both male and female. I think I would not be as balanced and mentally healthy a person if I restricted myself to speaking only to other females. It is not a sign of disrespect for you. Luckily I know you trust me not to do anything untoward with these other men.
Well, nothing you wouldn't really get off on hearing about, anyway.
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You might feel differently if Hank had made the NBA. You'd have to fend off the roundball groupies. Him beating Thurgreed in one-on-one just doesn't have the same effect.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-15-2005, 01:14 AM
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#4890
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Seriously. When a man does everything a woman tells him to do - that's the very definition of whipped.
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See slave in '05. I see a Sean Penn fundraiser in his future.
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