Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 33

ltl/fb · 12-10-2004, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I slept with a sorority girl, and then her [sorority] little sister, and then the little sister's little sister*

Does that count?

*I actually fooled around with the 4th generation too, but it didn't go all the way. Oh well.

Was each generation recommending you to the next one? Because that would be hot. If each successive generation was unaware at the time of porking (or fooling around) of the relationship with the big sister, it's less hot.

In the theoretical sense.

notcasesensitive · 12-10-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Was each generation recommending you to the next one? Because that would be hot. If each successive generation was unaware at the time of porking (or fooling around) of the relationship with the big sister, it's less hot.

In the theoretical sense.

I assumed that they all knew about the others. After all they collectively performed the holding-down-and-shaving ritual that ruined him for all future hook-ups.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-10-2004, 06:52 PM

Dear ESPN,

Enough already. I don't give a fuck about Dale Earnhardt. And if I did, I would surely know by now exactly when you are showing his most-likely boring ass movie biography. Shut the fuck up about it. I know at one point he needed to get one thing straight (that being: no one is bettern him) and I also know that someone liked the fact that he would do anything to win. The one time he wrecked that other car, he didn't mean it. He was just trying to rattle the other driver. Jesus Christ. Stop shoving this C movie down our throats.

And fire Stuart Scott and Linda Cohen, while you're at it.

TM

baltassoc · 12-10-2004, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So, anyone here had relations with multiple generations in the same family?

A younger sister of an ex-girlfriend once asked me out, but I said no because it was too squicky. The ex later came out as a lesbian, but that's really beside the point (I just threw it in there to be salacious, because otherwise the story is exceedingly lame. With it, it is merely lame.).

SlaveNoMore · 12-10-2004, 06:58 PM

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notcasesensitive
I assumed that they all knew about the others. After all they collectively performed the holding-down-and-shaving ritual that ruined him for all future hook-ups.

So both you and Paigow have a hair fetish. Who knew?

Hank Chinaski · 12-10-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
II actually fooled around with the 4th generation too, but it didn't go all the way. Oh well.

Our "all the way" or their "all the way?"

NotFromHere · 12-10-2004, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dear ESPN,

Enough already. I don't give a fuck about Dale Earnhardt. And if I did, I would surely know by now exactly when you are showing his most-likely boring ass movie biography. Shut the fuck up about it. I know at one point he needed to get one thing straight (that being: no one is bettern him) and I also know that someone liked the fact that he would do anything to win. The one time he wrecked that other car, he didn't mean it. He was just trying to rattle the other driver. Jesus Christ. Stop shoving this C movie down our throats.

And fire Stuart Scott and Linda Cohen, while you're at it.

TM

Yes. And when did Linda Cohen pick up a Brooklyn accent? It gets worse everytime I hear her. She used to sound so normal and now an accent.

Flinty_McFlint · 12-10-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dear ESPN,

Enough already. I don't give a fuck about Dale Earnhardt. And if I did, I would surely know by now exactly when you are showing his most-likely boring ass movie biography. Shut the fuck up about it. I know at one point he needed to get one thing straight (that being: no one is bettern him) and I also know that someone liked the fact that he would do anything to win. The one time he wrecked that other car, he didn't mean it. He was just trying to rattle the other driver. Jesus Christ. Stop shoving this C movie down our throats.

And fire Stuart Scott and Linda Cohen, while you're at it.

TM

Hmm, those ESPN commercials (which repeat every fricking break) is what inspired this comment.

notcasesensitive · 12-10-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dear ESPN,

Enough already. I don't give a fuck about Dale Earnhardt. And if I did, I would surely know by now exactly when you are showing his most-likely boring ass movie biography. Shut the fuck up about it. I know at one point he needed to get one thing straight (that being: no one is bettern him) and I also know that someone liked the fact that he would do anything to win. The one time he wrecked that other car, he didn't mean it. He was just trying to rattle the other driver. Jesus Christ. Stop shoving this C movie down our throats.

And fire Stuart Scott and Linda Cohen, while you're at it.

TM

3.

Flinty_McFlint · 12-10-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
3.

Wait, does that mean you agree, or are you just a really big Earnhardt fan?

If yes to the former, okay. If yes to the latter, please remember to take off the beer helmet at work.

eta: I am such a smug elitist fuck.

bill killer · 12-10-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Hmm, those ESPN commercials (which repeat every fricking break) is what inspired this comment.

You guys get ESPN at work? Man. My job sucks.

baltassoc · 12-10-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Wait, does that mean you agree, or are you just a really big Earnhardt fan?

eta: I am such a smug elitist fuck.

Was Earnhardt's number 3? Is that what you're alluding to here?

If so, I'm not sure about the "elitist" part.

Hank Chinaski · 12-10-2004, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by bill killer
You guys get ESPN at work? Man. My job sucks.

since he lost those 2 contingency slip/fall on SJ's last year he's been working out of the local Bennigan's. He gets there early most days and they call him the "Mayor of the TV."

Flinty_McFlint · 12-10-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Was Earnhardt's number 3? Is that what you're alluding to here?

If so, I'm not sure about the "elitist" part.

Apparently you haven't been watching ESPN lately. 3 is indeed Earnhardt's number. I threw in the elitist part b/c I realized I was making fun of NASCAR as a hick-like activity, when as far as I know, it could be loved by opera lovers as well.

notcasesensitive · 12-10-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Was Earnhardt's number 3? Is that what you're alluding to here?

If so, I'm not sure about the "elitist" part.

The name of the cheesy movie to which they are referring is 3. If I were to guess, I'd guess his number is 3. If you had ESPN on at any time in the last 6 weeks (without the aid of Tivo, I guess), you'd know this. One time when I was flipping past I actually thought the movie was finally airing, but it must have just been an extra-long commercial for it, because I believe it airs this Sunday.