LawTalkers  

Go Back   LawTalkers > General Discussion > The Fashionable

» Site Navigation
 > FAQ
» Online Users: 424
0 members and 424 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 4,499, 10-26-2015 at 08:55 AM.
Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-12-2007, 01:34 PM   #406
John Phoenix
[witticism TBA]
 
John Phoenix's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
Posts: 919
I've been DUMPED!

Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you were uglier, you'd understand.
Stacey's Mom has got it goin' on...
John Phoenix is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 01:39 PM   #407
ltl/fb
Registered User
 
ltl/fb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
Airport Question

Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
This stuff is the shit:

Perhaps, but this stuff:



is the shit's shit, over ice with some sparkling water. Or the Trader Joe's equivalent stuff.
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
ltl/fb is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 01:42 PM   #408
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Registered User
 
Did you just call me Coltrane?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
Airport Question

Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Perhaps, but this stuff:



is the shit's shit, over ice with some sparkling water. Or the Trader Joe's equivalent stuff.
Are you telling me that Paul didn't give you a lift?
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Did you just call me Coltrane? is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 01:44 PM   #409
ltl/fb
Registered User
 
ltl/fb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
Airport Question

Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you telling me that Paul didn't give you a lift?
If I knew what the fuck you were talking about, I might be able to answer that. But I don't.
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
ltl/fb is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 01:52 PM   #410
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Registered User
 
Did you just call me Coltrane?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
Airport Question

Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If I knew what the fuck you were talking about, I might be able to answer that. But I don't.
Easy there, potty mouth.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Did you just call me Coltrane? is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:18 PM   #411
ltl/fb
Registered User
 
ltl/fb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
29 years earlier . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This will give you a lift:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA
Is that real or fake? If real, I am totally lifted.

OK, finished watching, that was real. Wow. I am actually perhaps inspired.
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
ltl/fb is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:24 PM   #412
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Registered User
 
Did you just call me Coltrane?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
29 years earlier . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that real or fake? If real, I am totally lifted.

OK, finished watching, that was real. Wow. I am actually perhaps inspired.
It's impossible to not like that guy. Truly humble people who can do amazing things are rare.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Did you just call me Coltrane? is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:32 PM   #413
robustpuppy
Moderator
 
robustpuppy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
29 years earlier . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's impossible to not like that guy. Truly humble people who can do amazing things are rare.
I can't believe that high-eyebrowed bitch called him "a little lump of coal."
robustpuppy is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:34 PM   #414
ltl/fb
Registered User
 
ltl/fb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
29 years earlier . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe that high-eyebrowed bitch called him "a little lump of coal."
Given his stunningly obvious low self-esteem, I think the "lump of coal turned into a diamond" actually may work better for him than an outright compliment.
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
ltl/fb is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:34 PM   #415
taxwonk
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
 
taxwonk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
29 years earlier . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Most people can speak more effectively than they can write. This may even hold true for some people on this board.
One can only hope.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
taxwonk is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:36 PM   #416
bold_n_brazen
It's all about me.
 
bold_n_brazen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
This is so wrong.

__________________
Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
bold_n_brazen is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:36 PM   #417
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Registered User
 
Did you just call me Coltrane?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
This is so wrong.

Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I found a place to park my car!
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Did you just call me Coltrane? is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:40 PM   #418
Replaced_Texan
Random Syndicate (admin)
 
Replaced_Texan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
29 years earlier . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's impossible to not like that guy. Truly humble people who can do amazing things are rare.
Damnit. That made me cry.

I ran my first triathlon on Sunday, and it was a sort of touchy feely, women can do anything sort of event with all sorts of shapes and sizes and ages competing. The winner of the 70 and older category beat me by two minutes. The winner of the overall event--registered in the 19 and under category instead of the elite--beat me by an hour. I certainly didn't prove myself to be an amazing athlete, but I kicked ass in the swim, and I did everything, which is better than most people can say. It was awesome.

Anyhow, my mom was standing at the end of the 750 meter swim, and she got to watch everyone finish up their first event. Some people took up to an hour, some people did it in 15 minutes (I did it in 22). She said the elite athletes were unbelievably fast, and the cancer survivors were inspiring to watch. But the person who made her cry was a woman who must have weighed close to 300 pounds. Her husband / parnter / whatever was waiting for her at the finish line, and it took three or four volunteers to help her up out of the water. She couldn't stand up. Her husband moved her motorized scooter close to the water and everyone helped her into the scooter. She went up the hill, handed over her chip to the next member of her relay team, and then joined the spectators. The woman could barely walk, but she could swim, and she could compete. So she did.
__________________
"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Replaced_Texan is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:40 PM   #419
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Registered User
 
Did you just call me Coltrane?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
29 years earlier . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Given his stunningly obvious low self-esteem, I think the "lump of coal turned into a diamond" actually may work better for him than an outright compliment.
I think the best compliment is that it looks like that bitch has an orgasm near the end of his performance.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Did you just call me Coltrane? is offline  
Old 06-12-2007, 02:40 PM   #420
bold_n_brazen
It's all about me.
 
bold_n_brazen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
This is so wrong.

Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I found a place to park my car!
1. Why does this girl not have a stylist? If she does have a stylist, said stylist should be killed.

2. Does she actually think this looks good?
__________________
Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
bold_n_brazen is offline  
Closed Thread


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0.1

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:15 AM.