A Black Hole of Happiness

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
When he turns it on, he unfurls the antenna.

Which item shows the most insecurity in a male?

(a) Hummer;
(b) Cigarette boat;
(c) Really fucking loud motorcycle;
(d) Porsche;
(e) other (insert choice).

Or are these things more for people who REALLY need attention?

Which item demonstrates the highest level of douchebaggery?

(a) Crotch rocket;
(b) Barbed wire tat;
(c) Popped collar.