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Old 06-26-2007, 07:31 PM   #1576
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Compare her in real life with her self-portrait painted in jail on http://www.thesuperficial.com


Britney's got a nice rack. I'd hit that!

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Old 06-26-2007, 07:32 PM   #1577
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I don't think babies are particularly cute until they're several months old, but this is a nice picture.

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Old 06-26-2007, 07:34 PM   #1578
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I don't know what kind of short-armed freaks you have in Chicago, but her hands hit between the knees and the hips. That seems about right. Maybe it's the optical illusion of the waist of her pants being so low. Or maybe it was just an excuse to make the jerking off joke. I don't know.

But this wrestling guy was disturbed.

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.

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Old 06-26-2007, 07:46 PM   #1579
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I don't know what kind of short-armed freaks you have in Chicago, but her hands hit between the knees and the hips. That seems about right. Maybe it's the optical illusion of the waist of her pants being so low. Or maybe it was just an excuse to make the jerking off joke. I don't know.

But this wrestling guy was disturbed.

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.


We have an associate at my shop whose arms are too short for his body. Like T-rex arms. Coincidentally he's a major geek loser and rumor has it, masterbates in the men's room's stalls to Maxim.

The longer I am in it, the more I observe that law attracts more than its statistical share of the world's freakish losers and sociopathetic misfits.

anon because someone else at my firm lurks this board (hi!) and I don't want them to know my moniker (boo yah!).
 
Old 06-26-2007, 08:11 PM   #1580
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I don't know what kind of short-armed freaks you have in Chicago, but her hands hit between the knees and the hips. That seems about right. Maybe it's the optical illusion of the waist of her pants being so low. Or maybe it was just an excuse to make the jerking off joke. I don't know.

But this wrestling guy was disturbed.

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.

First Eddie Guerrero. Now Benoit.

If Malenko - the last of the original Triple Threat - ends up OD'ing during the next year, I'm blaming Paul E.
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:24 PM   #1581
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First Eddie Guerrero. Now Benoit.

If Malenko - the last of the original Triple Threat - ends up OD'ing during the next year, I'm blaming Paul E.
Its the Roids. I'm surprised Bonds is still alive.

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Old 06-26-2007, 09:04 PM   #1582
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I don't know what kind of short-armed freaks you have in Chicago, but her hands hit between the knees and the hips. That seems about right.
Do you understand why this makes you sound stupid?

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Old 06-26-2007, 09:07 PM   #1583
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The phone is so sleek and thin, it makes Treos and BlackBerrys look obese. The glass gets smudgy—a sleeve wipes it clean—but it doesn’t scratch easily. I’ve walked around with an iPhone in my pocket for two weeks, naked and unprotected (the iPhone, that is, not me), and there’s not a mark on it.

But the bigger achievement is the software. It’s fast, beautiful, menu-free, and dead simple to operate. You can’t get lost, because the solitary physical button below the screen always opens the Home page, arrayed with icons for the iPhone’s 16 functions.

You’ve probably seen Apple’s ads, showing how things on the screen have a physics all their own. Lists scroll with a flick of your finger, CD covers flip over as you flick them, e-mail messages collapse down into a trash can. Sure, it’s eye candy. But it makes the phone fun to use, which is not something you can say about most cellphones.

Apple has chosen AT&T (formerly Cingular) to be the iPhone’s exclusive carrier for the next few years, in part because the company gave Apple carte blanche to revise everything people hate about cellphones.

For example, you don’t sign up for service in a phone store, under pressure from the sales staff. You peruse and choose a plan at your leisure, in the iTunes software on your computer.

Better yet, unlimited Internet service adds only $20 a month to AT&T’s voice-plan prices, about half what BlackBerry and Treo owners pay. For example, $60 gets you 450 talk minutes, 200 text messages and unlimited Internet; $80 doubles that talk time. The iPhone requires one of these voice-and-Internet plans and a two-year commitment.

On the iPhone, you don’t check your voice mail; it checks you. One button press reveals your waiting messages, listed like e-mail. There’s no dialing in, no password — and no sleepy robot intoning, “You...have...twenty...one...messages.”

To answer a call, you can tap Answer on the screen, or pinch the microscopic microphone bulge on the white earbud cord. Either way, music or video playback pauses until you hang up. (When you’re listening to music, that pinch pauses the song. A double-pinch advances to the next song.)

Making a call, though, can take as many as six steps: wake the phone, unlock its buttons, summon the Home screen, open the Phone program, view the Recent Calls or speed-dial list, and select a name. Call quality is only average, and depends on the strength of your AT&T signal.

E-mail is fantastic. Incoming messages are fully formatted, complete with graphics; you can even open (but not edit) Word, Excel and PDF documents.

The Web browser, though, is the real dazzler. This isn’t some stripped-down, claustrophobic My First Cellphone Browser; you get full Web layouts, fonts and all, shrunk to fit the screen. You scroll with a fingertip —much faster than scroll bars. You can double-tap to enlarge a block of text for reading, or rotate the screen 90 degrees, which rotates and magnifies the image to fill the wider view.

Finally, you can enlarge a Web page—or an e-mail message, or a photo—by spreading your thumb and forefinger on the glass. The image grows as though it’s on a sheet of latex.

The iPhone is also an iPod. When in its U.S.B. charging cradle, the iPhone slurps in music, videos and photos from your Mac or Windows PC. Photos, movies and even YouTube videos look spectacular on the bright 3.5-inch very-high-resolution screen.

The Google Maps module lets you view street maps or aerial photos for any address. It can provide driving directions, too. It’s not real G.P.S. — the iPhone doesn’t actually know where you are — so you tap the screen when you’re ready for the next driving instruction.

But how’s this for a consolation prize? Free live traffic reporting, indicated by color-coded roads on the map.

Apple says one battery charge is enough for 8 hours of calls, 7 hours of video or 24 hours of audio. My results weren’t quite as impressive: I got 5 hours of video and 23 hours of audio, probably because I didn’t turn off the phone, Wi-Fi and other features, as Apple did in its tests. In practice, you’ll probably wind up recharging about every other day.
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:38 PM   #1584
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Gotta have it.
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The phone is so sleek and thin, it makes Treos and BlackBerrys look obese. The glass gets smudgy—a sleeve wipes it clean—but it doesn’t scratch easily. I’ve walked around with an iPhone in my pocket for two weeks, naked and unprotected (the iPhone, that is, not me), and there’s not a mark on it.

But the bigger achievement is the software. It’s fast, beautiful, menu-free, and dead simple to operate. You can’t get lost, because the solitary physical button below the screen always opens the Home page, arrayed with icons for the iPhone’s 16 functions.

You’ve probably seen Apple’s ads, showing how things on the screen have a physics all their own. Lists scroll with a flick of your finger, CD covers flip over as you flick them, e-mail messages collapse down into a trash can. Sure, it’s eye candy. But it makes the phone fun to use, which is not something you can say about most cellphones.

Apple has chosen AT&T (formerly Cingular) to be the iPhone’s exclusive carrier for the next few years, in part because the company gave Apple carte blanche to revise everything people hate about cellphones.

For example, you don’t sign up for service in a phone store, under pressure from the sales staff. You peruse and choose a plan at your leisure, in the iTunes software on your computer.

Better yet, unlimited Internet service adds only $20 a month to AT&T’s voice-plan prices, about half what BlackBerry and Treo owners pay. For example, $60 gets you 450 talk minutes, 200 text messages and unlimited Internet; $80 doubles that talk time. The iPhone requires one of these voice-and-Internet plans and a two-year commitment.

On the iPhone, you don’t check your voice mail; it checks you. One button press reveals your waiting messages, listed like e-mail. There’s no dialing in, no password — and no sleepy robot intoning, “You...have...twenty...one...messages.”

To answer a call, you can tap Answer on the screen, or pinch the microscopic microphone bulge on the white earbud cord. Either way, music or video playback pauses until you hang up. (When you’re listening to music, that pinch pauses the song. A double-pinch advances to the next song.)

Making a call, though, can take as many as six steps: wake the phone, unlock its buttons, summon the Home screen, open the Phone program, view the Recent Calls or speed-dial list, and select a name. Call quality is only average, and depends on the strength of your AT&T signal.

E-mail is fantastic. Incoming messages are fully formatted, complete with graphics; you can even open (but not edit) Word, Excel and PDF documents.

The Web browser, though, is the real dazzler. This isn’t some stripped-down, claustrophobic My First Cellphone Browser; you get full Web layouts, fonts and all, shrunk to fit the screen. You scroll with a fingertip —much faster than scroll bars. You can double-tap to enlarge a block of text for reading, or rotate the screen 90 degrees, which rotates and magnifies the image to fill the wider view.

Finally, you can enlarge a Web page—or an e-mail message, or a photo—by spreading your thumb and forefinger on the glass. The image grows as though it’s on a sheet of latex.

The iPhone is also an iPod. When in its U.S.B. charging cradle, the iPhone slurps in music, videos and photos from your Mac or Windows PC. Photos, movies and even YouTube videos look spectacular on the bright 3.5-inch very-high-resolution screen.

The Google Maps module lets you view street maps or aerial photos for any address. It can provide driving directions, too. It’s not real G.P.S. — the iPhone doesn’t actually know where you are — so you tap the screen when you’re ready for the next driving instruction.

But how’s this for a consolation prize? Free live traffic reporting, indicated by color-coded roads on the map.

Apple says one battery charge is enough for 8 hours of calls, 7 hours of video or 24 hours of audio. My results weren’t quite as impressive: I got 5 hours of video and 23 hours of audio, probably because I didn’t turn off the phone, Wi-Fi and other features, as Apple did in its tests. In practice, you’ll probably wind up recharging about every other day.
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:45 PM   #1585
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Can you text message on an iPhone?
"$60 gets you 450 talk minutes, 200 text messages and unlimited Internet"

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Old 06-26-2007, 09:48 PM   #1586
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"$60 gets you 450 talk minutes, 200 text messages and unlimited Internet"

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She meant you. If you're really 6'11" your fingers might be too thick for that tiny keypad?
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:34 PM   #1587
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...Making a call, though, can take as many as six steps: wake the phone, unlock its buttons, summon the Home screen, open the Phone program, view the Recent Calls or speed-dial list, and select a name. Call quality is only average, and depends on the strength of your AT&T signal....
In other words, the iPhone sucks as a phone.
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:22 PM   #1588
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In other words, the iPhone sucks as a phone.
You'll have one in less than two years.

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Old 06-26-2007, 11:23 PM   #1589
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They said it couldn't be done...

But I've done it -- I've drunk mojitos faster than the mint patch can reproduce!

I'm down to my last mojito with the mint that's left out there.

Good thing I'm almost out of rum, too.
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:37 PM   #1590
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Circumstances conspired against me to prevent me from making the Melt Banana show on Sunday so I cannot deliver a report. But the local arts weekly has a photo essay of the show:

http://www.citypages.com/databank/28...ticle15601.asp
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