A Black Hole of Happiness

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Still, your excitement indicates that you are farther along in your journey than we had anticipated. Don't forget to keep your internet cyber-friends in the loop!

Sigh. Of course I would keep you in the loop. That is what cyber-friends are for. But I've been coming regularly for a while now. By myself. That's nothing particularly new. I will be sure to post when it occurs as a result of the presence of one or more actual humans.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sigh. Of course I would keep you in the loop. That is what cyber-friends are for. But I've been coming regularly for a while now. By myself. That's nothing particularly new. I will be sure to post when it occurs as a result of the presence of one or more actual humans.

You mean "other" right? Or does Canadian mean something different than I thought?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You mean "other" right? Or does Canadian mean something different than I thought?

I'm intrigued by her use of fake humans. What does that mean, exactly?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm intrigued by her use of fake humans. What does that mean, exactly?

Like you're not familiar with the concept.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I know I'm going to be a one-topic pony for a while, but bear with me, it will be over soon. Is it tacky to have a bachelorette party if you are planning to elope (or "have a small civil ceremony with no guests present" (tm AssBurger))?

If I do have bachelorette party in Vegas, who wants to come?

Duh. Although I don't have much left after the link to the big breasted Brits.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Like you're not familiar with the concept.

Yeah. What was her name? Betty? Something like that.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your legs are tired from the run. Happens to me all of the time. I recently did a ride/run brick. The next day my legs were dying after climbing the stairs to the el.

Thank you, Coltrane. Helpful as always.

Seeing as how you are so knowledgeable, I have another question for you: Today I went running and it was very, very hot and humid. I lost 4 pounds of water weight (I checked before and after)!! So, I think I was pretty dehydrated, so I ate some pretzels and had a lot of water and some juice. Everything seemed fine, but a little while later, I felt as if I had lockjaw. Has that ever happened to you?

(Ha ha - very funny - yes; I'll cut back on the blowjobs.)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah. What was her name? Betty? Something like that.

Sally?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sally?

Tina?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You mean "other" right? Or does Canadian mean something different than I thought?

right, other.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, Coltrane. Helpful as always.

Seeing as how you are so knowledgeable, I have another question for you: Today I went running and it was very, very hot and humid. I lost 4 pounds of water weight (I checked before and after)!! So, I think I was pretty dehydrated, so I ate some pretzels and had a lot of water and some juice. Everything seemed fine, but a little while later, I felt as if I had lockjaw. Has that ever happened to you?

(Ha ha - very funny - yes; I'll cut back on the blowjobs.)

The pretzels... are making you thirsty.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Everything seemed fine, but a little while later, I felt as if I had lockjaw. Has that ever happened to you?

Finally . . . a suitable occassion to use the chin-strap-on dildo!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The pretzels... are making you thirsty.

I was going to go for a talking-like-a-rich-Connecticut-native joke, but I like yours better.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Finally . . . a suitable occassion to use the chin-strap-on dildo!

Because getting a blow job and having a dildo used on you are equivalent? Hmmmm.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
My trainer has turned me on to several tools that really help with the muscle stiffness. One is this foam roller which works like a self-massage. This has done wonders for my tight hamstrings which have historically hindered my running.

Ha - my trainer and I were using those once (he was using one and I was using a separate one) and the two of us were making "Aaaaah" noises. After a few minutes, I said, "I hope no one is listening at the door."

We laughed and laughed. Oh, how we laughed.