A Black Hole of Happiness - Page 168

dtb · 07-10-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oxytocin?

It is supposed to cool off for y'all:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/10/ny...d-heat.html?hp

Oxycontin?

Probably not. But tomorrow is officially naked day in my town, so that should help.

NotFromHere · 07-10-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You can score good drugs at the Evergreen.

And pretty much the rest of I-5 up to and including Canada.

I think I just saw Ichiro on his way to the PacBell/SBC/ATT park!!
I'm so excited. He looked just like this.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-10-2007, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

People who are 8 1/2 months pregnant should not attempt to retrieve small objects from bottom drawers of file cabinets.

And if that image doesn't bring Penske back...

bold_n_brazen · 07-10-2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
You know, I tried it as soon as Thurgreed suggested it. And don't you know, it worked! The gardener ripped up my bill.

OK - so what else should I be doing? The one thing about a chin-strap dildo is that you need another person. So what can I do that I've been missing out on in my former prissy life?

Saguaro cactuses, man. They're the shit.

07-10-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

People who are 8 1/2 months pregnant should not attempt to retrieve small objects from bottom drawers of file cabinets.

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And if that image doesn't bring Penske back...

Apropos of that preggo-fetished sicko bastard, my secretary is 7 1/2 months pregnant and I have taken to leaving money on the floor in front of my desk so that when she comes in she has to bend down to pick it up and I get a downshirt shot of those swollen preggo melons she has sprouted.

Is that sexual harassment or just good clean office fun??

Oh, and speaking of Penske, this is how I like to picture him in his retirement....

Anon because that secretary story is true and I know other associates in my firm have lurked this site.

eta: the 100th Anon post! Woo-hoo!

Replaced_Texan · 07-10-2007, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Apropos of that preggo-fetished sicko bastard, my secretary is 7 1/2 months pregnant and I have taken to leaving money on the floor in front of my desk so that when she comes in she has to bend down to pick it up and I get a downshirt shot of those swollen preggo melons she has sprouted.

Is that sexual harassment or just good clean office fun??

Oh, and speaking of Penske, this is how I like to picture him in his retirement....

Anon because that secretary story is true and I know other associates in my firm have lurked this site.

eta: the 100th Anon post! Woo-hoo!

I'm tempted to delete this for anon abuse.

Not Bob · 07-11-2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Olympia did have this going for it:

I mean, until they moved to Portland. And then broke up. But still.

AoN (well, as Flower might correct me, AoFringey and Hank's snippet regarding Olympia), I kinda like Hole still. (Ah, if La Paigow were still around, she would respond that Hole was only good when Kurt was alive to ghostwrite for Courtney.)

And, I wanna be your Ollie Ramone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBWo2inG0Uw

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-11-2007, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
AoN (well, as Flower might correct me, AoFringey and Hank's snippet regarding Olympia), I kinda like Hole still. (Ah, if La Paigow were still around, she would respond that Hole was only good when Kurt was alive to ghostwrite for Courtney.)

And, I wanna be your Ollie Ramone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBWo2inG0Uw

Fine work. Thank you, Not Bob.

AoN again, I'll be passing near you southlanders tomorrow. Sadly, a day trip with client in tow, so no opportunity for the SoCal meet-up. If I can distract the client, I'll flip y'all off, Flinty-style.

ltl/fb · 07-11-2007, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fine work. Thank you, Not Bob.

AoN again, I'll be passing near you southlanders tomorrow. Sadly, a day trip with client in tow, so no opportunity for the SoCal meet-up. If I can distract the client, I'll flip y'all off, Flinty-style.

Remember to do a full circle, just to be sure.

NotFromHere · 07-11-2007, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Not quite, although Thurgreed might disagree.

You going to game today?

Dammit, now I wished I had.

My boy is the man!

And is going to sign a 5 year contract this week.

SlaveNoMore · 07-11-2007, 03:30 AM

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NotFromHere
Dammit, now I wished I had.

My boy is the man!

And is going to sign a 5 year contract this week.

During batting practice, Ichiro made a no-look, behind the back catch on a monster Vlad shot to deep center. He took a deep bow, acknowledging the awed applause of the 40-so people that saw it, and then tossed the ball about 100 yards into the stands.

Yes - Ichiro is the damn man.

And yes - I very much overpaid for my American League orange cap, but better that then the $170 orange Posada jersey I almost bought.

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dammit, now I wished I had.

My boy is the man!

And is going to sign a 5 year contract this week.

cool. enjoy watching him the next 2 and a half months.

Pretty Little Flower · 07-11-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
AoN (well, as Flower might correct me, AoFringey and Hank's snippet regarding Olympia) . . . .

You mock my insistence on mental discipline, but you need the Newbers as much as any of us. It would be absurd to argue that the board is not a better place with the addition of the hbms and John Phoenixes of the cybernet.

You're welcome.

Pretty Little Flower · 07-11-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
cool. enjoy watching him the next 2 and a half months.

Total.

Sports.

Burn.

Here, I will give you another good sports burn. The next time a friend or coworker repeatedly puts in a huge effort but still comes up a little short, call him or her a "Boonen." Ha!!!

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You mock my insistence on mental discipline, but you need the Newbers as much as any of us. It would be absurd to argue that the board is not a better place with the addition of the hbms and John Phoenixes of the cybernet.

You're welcome.

you should have asked those Lions to start posting. I bet if we had real athletes posting here some of these braggarts with all the opinions would have to STFU.