A Black Hole of Happiness

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pull yourself together.

With the help of my higher power and my good imaginary friends here at lawtalkers, I plan to do just that. JUST THAT, PLF.

It's like I am living out a LifeTime Movie. The role of PLF is being played by PeeWee Herman.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
hold up. you weren't even in the room? how do you manage that one? she wasn't angry you weren't there?

It was a C-section. I didn't sign up for surgery. She was a little disappointed but knew that it was in everyone's interest for me to not be in there with her.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Is that an actual quote? If yes, that is exceptional.

No. It's robbed from the old MTV show "The State."

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It's like I am living out a LifeTime Movie.

Wait, your ex-husband was abusive, you were a nice girl who let herself get abused, but then, against all odds, you came back, and your abusive husband got what he deserved?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In the continuing saga of impulsive and totally self-destructive decisions made by ABBA, I now own a Jack Russell Terrier puppy with the live-in BF of four months. This was the result of him "settling" when I told him that under no circumstances was I getting knocked up any time soon.

I am worse than Britney (though I still have the suavey hair).

Let's take this from the top.

• You meet a guy who is a drunk or drug addict.
• Guy goes to rehab.
• You think guy is annoying because you can't drink around him.
• Guy convinces you to go to rehab.*
• Over every piece of sensible advice, you agree, when guy's lease comes up that he needs to move in with you "temporarily."
• Guy talks to exes all the time, even though you tell him you don't like it.
• You fix this situation in the only way he will understand -- by pretending to have your exes interested in you.
• Guy wants kids.
• You don't want kids.
• Guy pushes for kids during 4 months of his "temporary" stay.
• You get dog instead.
• You hate animals.
• You choose one of the neediest, energetic dog breeds in the world.

Shall we extrapolate from this what happens next?

• Guy convinces you that two girls and one guy, under the same roof, is the perfectly balanced relationship?
• Guy starts a pyramid scheme and gets you to join after the 10th round?
• Guy jumps off bridge, you follow?

What the fuck has happened to your mind, woman?

TM

*I said, "No, no, no."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
Wait, your ex-husband was abusive, you were a nice girl who let herself get abused, but then, against all odds, you came back, and your abusive husband got what he deserved?

I think I saw that one.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let's take this from the top.

• You meet a guy who is a drunk or drug addict.
• Guy goes to rehab.
• You think guy is annoying because you can't drink around him.
• Guy convinces you to go to rehab.*
• Over every piece of sensible advice, you agree, when guy's lease comes up that he needs to move in with you "temporarily."
• Guy wants kids (???)
• Guy pushes for kids during 4 months of his "temporary" stay.
• You get dog instead.
• You hate animals.
• You choose one of the neediest, energetic dog breeds of dog in the world.

Shall we extrapolate from this what happens next?

• Guy convinces you that two guys and one girl under the same roof is the perfectly balanced relationship?
• Guy starts a pyramid scheme and gets you to join after the 10th round?
• Guy jumps off bridge, you follow?

What the fuck has happened to your mind, woman?

TM

*I said, "No, no, no."

I love a man with bullet points who knows how to use 'em.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Sounds like someone never really acquired a taste for placenta cake.

How do you cook that? Just like the slug of shad roe it resembles?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
It was a C-section. I didn't sign up for surgery. She was a little disappointed but knew that it was in everyone's interest for me to not be in there with her.

C-Section is different. Sorry, you didn't uh, "specify"natural birth you really need a coach or a midwife or even him just standing there.

actually, drill sargeant of a nurse helps immensely.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


*I said, "No, no, no."

Sure, Zim.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am feeling much better adjusted now.

Easily fixed. Go back and read all your posts over the last 6 months.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Easily fixed. Go back and read all your posts over the last 6 months.

TM

Her skin looks better now.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
Wait, your ex-husband was abusive, you were a nice girl who let herself get abused, but then, against all odds, you came back, and your abusive husband got what he deserved?

Nah, not THAT LifeTime movie. The one with Meredith Baxter Birnie (sp). And Jo Pulnacheck from Facts of Life.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How do you cook that? Just like the slug of shad roe it resembles?

Cake is a bit of a misnomer. It is more of a sashimi experience, but without the ridiculously arduous apprenticeship.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
With the help of my higher power and my good imaginary friends here at lawtalkers, I plan to do just that. JUST THAT, PLF.

It's like I am living out a LifeTime Movie. The role of PLF is being played by PeeWee Herman.

Body surfing Hoff is also here to lend you a hand!