A Black Hole of Happiness

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yo GGG,

I have been informed that we are currently undergoing a revolt. I believe it would be in your best interests to stay indoors and not post for the remainder of the week until we sort these issues out. I am personally going to wear my helmet for the rest of the day.

In the event that the revolt is successful, please let me state in no uncertain terms that I never liked, nor supported you or your posts and I find them odious. If the revolt is unsuccessful, well, then we'll see you next week.

Best/DIE DIE DIE,

Flinty

Example #1 of a funny post that made me laugh even tho Flinty in his short bus helmet prob can't stand me. Just funny stuff. quality.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Example #1 of a funny post that made me laugh even tho Flinty in his short bus helmet prob can't stand me. Just funny stuff. quality.

For this relief much thanks. ‘Tis bitter cold,
And I am sick at heart.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I still hold out hope for the return of Atticus. I check in for my daily fix of disappointment.

I am not sorry.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Gattigap
I imagine that she, like Flinty and I, check in periodically for the possibility of reading more blowjob posts.

I thought it was just me.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I still hold out hope for the return of Atticus. I check in for my daily fix of disappointment.

I saw yesterday that he had been here for the last Harry Potter thread.

Perhaps he'll make a return once he's finished the finale?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I thought it was just me.

Could we speculate Chef as well?

[Chef's Biggest Fan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Could we speculate Chef as well?

for the love of Britney, pray, let it be so!!!!

ps:

Is it real or a merkin down below?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Could we speculate Chef as well?

Is a speculum used when speculating someone?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is a speculum used when speculating someone?

only when chef and britney are concerned......

[Chef's Biggest Fan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is a speculum used when speculating someone?

rumor is, chef's kinky like that, so he'd probably say yes!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't insult me or anyone on this board by comparing it to Auto Admit. ...

What is Auto Admit? All that comes to mind is something like autoerotica, but that deems requests for admission admitted.

ETA: Never mind - I answered my own question.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have occasionally pretended to be my own secretary ("No, I'm sorry, she isn't in. May I take a message?"), but I have never pretended to be a paralegal.

I've worn the outfits, but never actually acted the parts.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Chef's Biggest Fan

Is it real or a merkin down below?

A tattoo. That or she has a "Flying V" pubic hairstyle.

I guess it could be some retro thing also, like the Van Halen winged "VH."




I'm going to go listen to "Drop Dead Legs" now.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm hoping Shakespeare will be able to explain the meaning of this "sentence" to me. Though I'm not sure he's a Faulkner expert. We have one of those, don't we?

That's more Burroughs, with a touch of Burgess.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you get promoted to associate?

The proper title is "Of Paralegal."