A Black Hole of Happiness

[Paisley]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It felt more humid than usual while we were at the Greek (and I was in the odd position of being happy for humidity), but no rain fell anywhere between Los Feliz and West Hollywood before 11 p.m.

Apparently I have my own micro-climate. Cool, I guess . . .

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
You know what? I said the very same thing to someone (that you're under no obligation to announce that you're now a secretary). However, the "rub" is that you have since represented yourself as a paralegal when you're not. It's the misrepresentation that people find funny -- not the fact that you're a secretary or a mailroom person, or whatever you are.

Let me ask YOU something... Say you'd gone to medical school (or law school, or whatever school) at night over the last few years and were now working as a doctor, lawyer, researcher, whatever -- do you think you'd announce the change then?

I don't have an opinion re. this issue, but i do think it important that everyone continue to keep us up to date on boob jobs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
That is not true. I am not ashamed. I told you I would empty waste baskets for my same salary if asked to do it. As it is I go to get ice and whatever else is asked of me on the weekends when no one else is on but us skeleton staff I just knew you would use that against me. So really, you need to examine why you try to drive out certain people [i.e., purse junkie] or me. and how that affects the way they post. in an ideal situation I could announce it and not be ridiculed. you have some major issues as do all of us that manifest differently but it affects the way others post I believe that gives you a rush and a sense of power but it makes others afraid to be free with info. used against them.

And you can joke about being mean to sectys or claim that you are best buddies with them. people can sense if you are elitist...seriously and your work will go the bottom of de pile. I assure you.

thank god my peeps are nice.

And had you asked me instead of making a fed case on the board I would have told you.

the xmas bonus info I gave was for paras. if you had been more open i could have given you mre useful info.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by juan, usmc
Estas palabras fueron traducidas por mi secretaria:

Ah RT, with all due respect to your leadership, your predecessoral colleagues in administration here wrongfully permitted a sock to hijack my name and identity as me, Juan , the Marine, and sadly and injusticiously rob this community of all but the historical record of my posts at Infirmation.com, the tragedious result being that many here and the newbers have never had the joy and heartache of Juan's experience as a downtrodden and oppressed soldier in the legal associate community. Mostly the Politics Board suffers, but here too, your flock has suffered my loss.

I hold no grudge against leagl for the intellectual property theft, and Slave was an errand boy following her directives, but exhort you to view Juan as a cautionary tale for the future.

adios,

Juan the Marine

looks like Shape shifter is posting under 2 computers at once again. does anyone know if he has a cubicle mate?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I still hold out hope for the return of Atticus. I check in for my daily fix of disappointment.

eating your words

I was having dinner at my cousin's house, and he and I decided to make peanut butter cups. We were eating them for dessert after dinner, and we were all seated around this big table -- my aunt, my uncle, my two guy cousins, and my cousin's girlfriend. As we were eating these incredible peanut butter cups, I wanted to say that they tasted like Reese's Pieces or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. But instead, I accidentally blurted out, "Mmm, these taste like Reese's Penis!" My entire family went silent -- and then started laughing hysterically. Now my family always asks me, "So, Nat, how's Reese?" or "Had some Reese lately?"

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am not sorry.

cool runnings

One time before swim practice started, the guy I liked was telling me this really funny story. I guess I was laughing so hard that snot was coming out of my nose, but I didn't realize it. When I went to itch my nose, the snot got all over my hand. The guy just looked at me and said, "That is so disgusting!" Then he walked away. Mortifying!

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Jean Socteau
An original artist is unable to copy. So he has only to copy in order to be original.

-- Jean Socteau

cruel summer

A few of my friends and I were down at the pool one summer, and I went up and started talking to this really pretty girl. We were making small talk and chatting it up, when all of the sudden she got this weird look on her face and left really quickly. I was like, "What the ?!" and then I noticed that all my friends were pointing at my shorts and laughing. I looked down and real-ized that I had an erection that was totally sticking out from my swimsuit.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
cruel summer

A few of my friends and I were down at the pool one summer, and I went up and started talking to this really pretty girl. We were making small talk and chatting it up, when all of the sudden she got this weird look on her face and left really quickly. I was like, "What the ?!" and then I noticed that all my friends were pointing at my shorts and laughing. I looked down and real-ized that I had an erection that was totally sticking out from my swimsuit.

Of course you had to reappear now. Harvey Birdman is dead. Dead, I tell you. But welcome back anyway.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
cruel summer

A few of my friends and I were down at the pool one summer, and I went up and started talking to this really pretty girl. We were making small talk and chatting it up, when all of the sudden she got this weird look on her face and left really quickly. I was like, "What the ?!" and then I noticed that all my friends were pointing at my shorts and laughing. I looked down and real-ized that I had an erection that was totally sticking out from my swimsuit.

much love much love. do you still shit at 1:30 PST every day?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Of course you had to reappear now. Harvey Birdman is dead. Dead, I tell you. But welcome back anyway.

tampon trauma

I was in a big gymnastics competition at my school gym, getting ready to do my floor exercise. I had my period, so I was wearing a tampon. My coach came up to me and told me that I had a thread hanging from my leotard. She pulled on it and my entire tampon came out! Everyone was completely grossed out!

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
much love much love. do you still shit at 1:30 PST every day?

oh! de toilet!

One day I went to the local supermarket, and I had to pee really badly. So I went to the rest room area only to find out that someone was already using the girls' room. Since I had to pee so badly, I decided that I would try the men's room. Only the men's room had no lock, so I found myself face-to-face with a middle-aged balding man taking a dump. Needless to say, I ran like lightning out of that rest room!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
oh! de toilet!

One day I went to the local supermarket, and I had to pee really badly. So I went to the rest room area only to find out that someone was already using the girls' room. Since I had to pee so badly, I decided that I would try the men's room. Only the men's room had no lock, so I found myself face-to-face with a middle-aged balding man taking a dump. Needless to say, I ran like lightning out of that rest room!

This is really creeping me out. Gwinky, are you sure this is what you wanted?

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
oh! de toilet!

One day I went to the local supermarket, and I had to pee really badly. So I went to the rest room area only to find out that someone was already using the girls' room. Since I had to pee so badly, I decided that I would try the men's room. Only the men's room had no lock, so I found myself face-to-face with a middle-aged balding man taking a dump. Needless to say, I ran like lightning out of that rest room!

Woah - http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...717#post295717

Deja vous!

[ltl/fb]

I just wasted an hour at simpsonsmovie.com. I am a loser. But, if I still were connected to the internet on my phone, I think it would talk like Apu!

ETA okay, less than 45 min. But that's a lot.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is really creeping me out. Gwinky, are you sure this is what you wanted?

Look, it's been a while. Atticus just needs to work through his Judy Bloom stage until he's back to normal. Welcome back, Atticus. Care to share a 24-month summary on the PB?