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07-24-2007, 06:09 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am going to get some experience on the bike and then do a few Olympic distance races.
Do we know what causes those cramps? They fucking suck.
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Elecrolyte imbalance, esp. lack of potassium. |
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07-24-2007, 06:10 PM
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#3932
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who leaves a used condom in an elementary school parking lot, anyway?
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I tried to sleep with my HS girlfriend at an elementary school playground. But I was an almnus of the school, which I think makes it okay.
Tried.
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07-24-2007, 06:13 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am going to get some experience on the bike and then do a few Olympic distance races.
Do we know what causes those cramps? They fucking suck.
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No idea. Usually it's towards the end of a swim workout and it's almost always my right calf when I'm pointing. I can generally feel one coming on about 25 yards before it happens and sometimes if I start pointing and flexing really quickly I can work it out before it starts. Sometimes, though, it's just a new and interesting part of a workout.
I do masters swimming about four times a week, and inevitably, it hits in the middle of a lane while I'm doing some drill with a person in front of me and a person behind me in the same lane. It's all I can do to get to the side of the pool and wave them on.
I don't think it's ever happened with any other kick than a freestyle flutter kick, though maybe once on backstroke, and I don't think it's ever happened on just a kicking drill.
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07-24-2007, 06:13 PM
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#3934
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Elecrolyte imbalance, esp. lack of potassium.
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My personalized endurance drink had loads of electrolytes/potassium.
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07-24-2007, 06:18 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I tried to sleep with my HS girlfriend at an elementary school playground. But I was an almnus of the school, which I think makes it okay.
Tried.
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One of you couldn't fall asleep? |
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07-24-2007, 06:20 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My personalized endurance drink had loads of electrolytes/potassium.
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Thanks Flower!
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07-24-2007, 06:21 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No idea. Usually it's towards the end of a swim workout and it's almost always my right calf when I'm pointing. I can generally feel one coming on about 25 yards before it happens and sometimes if I start pointing and flexing really quickly I can work it out before it starts. Sometimes, though, it's just a new and interesting part of a workout.
I do masters swimming about four times a week, and inevitably, it hits in the middle of a lane while I'm doing some drill with a person in front of me and a person behind me in the same lane. It's all I can do to get to the side of the pool and wave them on.
I don't think it's ever happened with any other kick than a freestyle flutter kick, though maybe once on backstroke, and I don't think it's ever happened on just a kicking drill.
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I had never had it happen before, and had swam over twice the race distance during training sessions.
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07-24-2007, 06:22 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
One of you couldn't fall asleep?
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We were in love, silly. I was trying to make sweet love to her.
But the bitch wouldn't let me in her pants.
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07-24-2007, 06:24 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My long term short term fitness goal is to swim Alcatraz next summer.
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In.
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07-24-2007, 06:26 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I had never had it happen before, and had swam over twice the race distance during training sessions.
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Oh, I've swam long distances without it happening, and it's not a really common occurance for me. But it's not unheard of either. Usually I figure it means that I haven't been working my calves enough and/or I'm too tense when I'm swimming.
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07-24-2007, 06:27 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But the bitch wouldn't let me in her pants.
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Yet she let you show her your elementary school playground? What a tease.
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07-24-2007, 06:28 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Usually I figure it means that I haven't been working my calves enough and/or I'm too tense when I'm swimming.
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I think it was the latter for me. That also might have been the reason my back flared up. Running races are simple and relatively stress-free. Just...run and zone out. There's a whole lot more going on in a tri.
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07-24-2007, 06:30 PM
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Now that would be cool.
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Why not just use roofies or GHB?
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07-24-2007, 06:30 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yet she let you show her your elementary school playground? What a tease.
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And she went to the elementary school across the river! I was showing her priceless memories, but she wouldn't let me unsnap her bodysuit.
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07-24-2007, 06:32 PM
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Are Massachusetts' kids that sheltered?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I tried to sleep with my HS girlfriend at an elementary school playground. But I was an almnus of the school, which I think makes it okay.
Tried.
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Recess was poor timing.
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