A Black Hole of Happiness

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What would be cooler is if the anklet would also immobilize cell phones and computers if it detects alcohol.

Mmmmm, not so much.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The Brazenette (age 4) knows she came out of my belly. She has yet to ask how she got in there. Just last week, she asked me if it hurt when she came out, looked at me askance when I told her it didn't (it was a c-section, so it really didn't hurt), and then told me she thought it would hurt when she had babies, so she only wants to have 18.

..... (extra ellipsises for fringey)

My son asked me, at age 4, how his sister had gotten out of my belly. I said that the doctor helped her out. Apparently, not a good enough answer, as he questioned further. I asked how he thought she got out. He guessed correctly. Go figure.

The following year, he announced to a girl is his kindergarten class that when she grew up, a baby would come out of her vagina.

This led to the first in a series of notes from the teacher. Ahh, parenthood.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My personalized endurance drink had loads of electrolytes/potassium.

Dehydration causes muscle cramps as well.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are so full of shit. I did not attack you. I pointed out that, although you continue to say and act like you're a paralegal, you are, in fact, a secretary. It's kind of like when you acted like you were hot and big, important men couldn't help but hit on you.

If you were cool and had an ounce of brains in your head, you would see that no one cares whether you're pretty, skinny or a paralegal. Hell, people don't care right now. The only reason I posted it is because it is amusing that you would pretend to be something you're not. And you can yell til you're blue in the face about changing your name or how you shouldn't have to announce a job change or how unfair I am. But the simple fact is, you wanted us to think you were still a paralegal.

No one is depriving you of anything. You are an idiot, so you get made fun of. If you don't like it, leave. But I can tell you this: It ain't gonna get any better. You are an endless supply of humor.

TM

You did attack me, unprovoked. Even RT thinks you were overly harsh.

I chose not to advertise that my status changed with people here I am not friendly with. I've been posting here a long time people here are predictible.

They would and did react like Abba did, laughing at me, or like dtb did snarking about whether I'm a mailroom person. or speculate that it was a demotion of sorts when it wasn't it was an oppty [financially and area of law] You can twist it anyway you want.

I was angry that you portrayed me as willfully lying and covering up when you IGNORE the fact that I was fairly open about it with people I am on good terms with. Last time I checked-- you and I are not on good terms.

You say you don't care but you took the time to post about it. a lot of nice expensive billable time. bottom line is if you continue to use me as a source of humor I will continue to reserve the right to not tell certain aspects about my life. any and all personal info I have told you has been subsequently used against me by you and I am not happy about that one bit. for instance if I suddenly became homeless I wouldn't announce it to the board. then you'd get homeless jokes and hpnyc jokes.

You have never figured me out, I don't want to be cool or pretend to be cool. But you're a freaking retard so that stands to reason...It's not about cool. Some of my stupid posts in the past were more an insecurity thing or a seeking of approval--issues that I am working on. I really could care about cool. last time I checked paralegal isn't something to be cool about that is what makes your argument so funny and absurd. I'd front like I was a hi roller and say I found a hedge fund gig and was making bank, suckers.

[patentparanyc]

So I did this recently and it seems like a good cause. It was a win win I wanted to cut my hair and the stylist convinced me to donate. I encourage those with the long hair to give if you are planning on cutting it to try to find a salon that participates.

http://www.locksoflove.org/donate.html

[dtb]

Originally posted by Paisley
My son asked me, at age 4, how his sister had gotten out of my belly. I said that the doctor helped her out. Apparently, not a good enough answer, as he questioned further. I asked how he thought she got out. He guessed correctly. Go figure.

The following year, he announced to a girl is his kindergarten class that when she grew up, a baby would come out of her vagina.

This led to the first in a series of notes from the teacher. Ahh, parenthood.

When my second son was born, my first was 4. As the birth approached, I decided I would answer all his questions truthfully, but only the question asked. I wasn't going to elaborate unless he asked specific questions.

He wondered how the baby would come out, and said, "Will it come out of your mouth?" And I said, "No." He didn't ask any further. I think maybe he didn't want to know the real answer.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Last one, people, I swear.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You did attack me, unprovoked. Even RT thinks you were overly harsh.

Anything that has ever happened to you that you can't turn (in your fucked up little mind) into a compliment is an attack on you. When I gave an honest assessment of your looks, it was an attack on you. When people here have taken issue with some of the things you've said, it was an attack on you. When I point out what you actually do despite your efforts to mischaracterize it, it's an attack on you.

You are a constant victim. You relish being a victim. If you had no issue with the fact that you are a secretary you would have (i) not tried to mislead people into thinking you are still one (and you did this before I ever met you and after you became a secretary, so the excuse you have completely made up about protecting yourself is bullshit) and (ii) in response to my post about your mischaracterization, said something like, "It's true, but since my responsibilities are essentially the same and the pay is better, I consider it no big deal." Clearly you don't feel that way, so you perceived my post as some kind of harsh attack.

And I won't lie, I knew you would have this reaction. But I knew it because you tried to lie about what you are because you think it makes a difference to us and you think being a paralegal gives you more credibility -- just like you thought bankers' and other "important" people's opinions of you gave you credibility.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I chose not to advertise that my status changed with people here I am not friendly with. I've been posting here a long time people here are predictible.

This would be true if you told anyone you are a secretary, but you didn't. And since you've told about 100 people every other disgusting aspect of your personal life, it speaks volumes that you posted like you were a paralegal and yet told no one that you weren't.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
They would and did react like Abba did, laughing at me, or like dtb did snarking about whether I'm a mailroom person. or speculate that it was a demotion of sorts when it wasn't it was an oppty [financially and area of law] You can twist it anyway you want.

You are an idiot. I have twisted it no way. I simply told everyone. People make fun of you because you have pissed everyone here off at some point and they don't like you -- well, that and because you're stupid and easy to make fun of. You intentionally forget how offensive you've been on this board and you expect people to forget that too. But that's not how it works.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I was angry that you portrayed me as willfully lying and covering up when you IGNORE the fact that I was fairly open about it with people I am on good terms with. Last time I checked-- you and I are not on good terms.

You told no one. If you can get two posters to admit they knew this about you, I will concede that you are right on this point.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You say you don't care but you took the time to post about it. a lot of nice expensive billable time.

You should know that billable time isn't that important to me by now.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
bottom line is if you continue to use me as a source of humor I will continue to reserve the right to not tell certain aspects about my life.

1. Get used to being the source of humor. I'm surprised you haven't already.

2. Your bullshit after-the-fact excuse where you justify lying about what you do because I make fun of you simply doesn't work, because you were misleading people about what you do before I ever met you. So the issue with what you do is yours. Own it.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
any and all personal info I have told you has been subsequently used against me by you and I am not happy about that one bit.

You did not tell me this bit of personal info. Someone else did.

And I have never used the personal info you told me against you. If you are talking about me suggesting we talk about your personal life if you're going to get racial, then I guess that's the exception. But I guess you should have thought about that before you tried to hit at me where you think you can do the most damage.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You have never figured me out, I don't want to be cool or pretend to be cool. But you're a freaking retard so that stands to reason...It's not about cool. Some of my stupid posts in the past were more an insecurity thing or a seeking of approval--issues that I am working on. I really could care about cool. last time I checked paralegal isn't something to be cool about that is what makes your argument so funny and absurd. I'd front like I was a hi roller and say I found a hedge fund gig and was making bank, suckers.

Actually, I have figured you out. You are completely unhappy about who you are. You lie about what you look like. You lie about how other people feel about you. You lie about what you do. You spend way above your means to try to fit in with people who make much more money than you and you think owning a lot of brand name labels transforms you into a better person. You think that you can lash out at people and then pretend like you are a victim when they don't like you in return. And you are completely delusional about who you think your friends are.

I don't think I have ever accused you of being uncool. I don't care if you're cool. I do not like you based on who you are and what you've done and said on this board and in real life. You are a shitty person who thinks that the reactions you get to being a shitty person amount to an attack on you. And you will never understand why that's wrong, because you are stupid.

What's even dumber is that you think you could "front" like you're a hedge fund manager or banker or whatever else you have deemed to be an important position. You can't pull this off because you are a moron and it would be completely unbelievable. Instead, you shot for what you could pull off. And even that blew up in your face.

And you can have the last word. Good luck with it.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Last one, people, I swear.

Anything that has ever happened to you that you can't turn (in your fucked up little mind) into a compliment is an attack on you. When I gave an honest assessment of your looks, it was an attack on you. When people here have taken issue with some of the things you've said, it was an attack on you. When I point out what you actually do despite your efforts to mischaracterize it, it's an attack on you.

You are a constant victim. You relish being a victim. If you had no issue with the fact that you are a secretary you would have (i) not tried to mislead people into thinking you are still one (and you did this before I ever met you and after you became a secretary, so the excuse you have completely made up about protecting yourself is bullshit) and (ii) in response to my post about your mischaracterization, said something like, "It's true, but since my responsibilities are essentially the same and the pay is better, I consider it no big deal." Clearly you don't feel that way, so you perceived my post as some kind of harsh attack.

And I won't lie, I knew you would have this reaction. But I knew it because you tried to lie about what you are because you think it makes a difference to us and you think being a paralegal gives you more credibility -- just like you thought bankers' and other "important" people's opinions of you gave you credibility.

This would be true if you told anyone you are a secretary, but you didn't. And since you've told about 100 people every other disgusting aspect of your personal life, it speaks volumes that you posted like you were a paralegal and yet told no one that you weren't.

You are an idiot. I have twisted it no way. I simply told everyone. People make fun of you because you have pissed everyone here off at some point and they don't like you -- well, that and because you're stupid and easy to make fun of. You intentionally forget how offensive you've been on this board and you expect people to forget that too. But that's not how it works.

You told no one. If you can get two posters to admit they knew this about you, I will concede that you are right on this point.

You should know that billable time isn't that important to me by now.

1. Get used to being the source of humor. I'm surprised you haven't already.

2. Your bullshit after-the-fact excuse where you justify lying about what you do because I make fun of you simply doesn't work, because you were misleading people about what you do before I ever met you. So the issue with what you do is yours. Own it.

You did not tell me this bit of personal info. Someone else did.

And I have never used the personal info you told me against you. If you are talking about me suggesting we talk about your personal life if you're going to get racial, then I guess that's the exception. But I guess you should have thought about that before you tried to hit at me where you think you can do the most damage.

Actually, I have figured you out. You are completely unhappy about who you are. You lie about what you look like. You lie about how other people feel about you. You lie about what you do. You spend way above your means to try to fit in with people who make much more money than you and you think owning a lot of brand name labels transforms you into a better person. You think that you can lash out at people and then pretend like you are a victim when they don't like you in return. And you are completely delusional about who you think your friends are.

I don't think I have ever accused you of being uncool. I don't care if you're cool. I do not like you based on who you are and what you've done and said on this board and in real life. You are a shitty person who thinks that the reactions you get to being a shitty person amount to an attack on you. And you will never understand why that's wrong, because you are stupid.

What's even dumber is that you think you could "front" like you're a hedge fund manager or banker or whatever else you have deemed to be an important position. You can't pull this off because you are a moron and it would be completely unbelievable. Instead, you shot for what you could pull off. And even that blew up in your face.

And you can have the last word. Good luck with it.

TM

I am a humble suitor to your virtues;
For pity is the virtue of the law,
And none but tyrants use it cruelly.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Last one, people, I swear.

You can lie to yourself all you want. But when you lie to the Lawtalkers Community you're hurting others, too.

[patentparanyc]

Thanks, I will.

I don't like you either. A lot of people don't like you here --(and one other long term poster comes to mind that acts shocked when people tell em to quit it)....but the two of you are so narcissitic you refuse to believe that someone actually can't stand you. it's comedy. and it is so funny the vapidity and superficiality and seeking of attention and approval you accuse me of is the essence of you, but you are in denial. it was manifested by the IPHone purchase. fine, buy one if you are a techie buff but why post about it?

Stop speculating about my spending, and making broad assumptions about why my commute is long and assigning pat little asinine "you're just an idiot --that is why" about info I've shared with the board. It is just not true and you are really pompous and presumptious about it. I am very frugal and we've restructured our spending habits drastically--even back in the day I went to outlets and on sale and paid cash. And you are misdguided to think I'd be envious that you are 15 mins away. half of my floor and firm are 15 mins away. that is not a choice that works for me personally. otherwise, duh I'd choose it. Things that you post like judgement statements "I spend beyond my means" how do you know that? do you have proof? we never did, even when I did shop. it's laughable. are you the moral compass of the board?

First, I have a feeling i know who told you. that person should keep info found out through whatever channels to themselves. I am aware of a lot of posters info and I have been discreet about it. I keep it to myself.

Second, I have asked the two to come forward. one has not responded, indicating that that person does not wish to be involved, and before you go "see? see" do you blame him? really. the second one is retired. plain and simple.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Last one, people, I swear.

And you can have the last word. Good luck with it.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
You can lie to yourself all you want. But when you lie to the Lawtalkers Community you're hurting others, too.

No, I think you are wrong. We have heard Thurgreed tell us that he would post no more about a subject under circumstances in which we knew that claim was laughable. But this time feels different. I think we will hear no more from Mr. Marshall on the ppnyc issue.

Of course, I also think they finally caught the last doper.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Last one, people, I swear.

Long rambling post destroying PPNYC yet again.

TM

Holy cow. We get it. The horse is dead. You killed it, turned it into glue, stuck it to the wall and then shot it again.

Its dead.

STFU already.

aV

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
A lot of people don't like you here --(and one other long term poster comes to mind that acts shocked when people tell em to quit it)....but the two of you are so narcissitic you refuse to believe that someone actually can't stand you.

Someone can't stand me?

<sniff>

I think you must be mistaken.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No, I think you are wrong. We have heard Thurgreed tell us that he would post no more about a subject under circumstances in which we knew that claim was laughable. But this time feels different. I think we will hear no more from Mr. Marshall on the ppnyc issue.

Of course, I also think they finally caught the last doper.

Can't we talk about blowjobs or something?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by andViolins
Holy cow. We get it. The horse is dead. You killed it, turned it into glue, stuck it to the wall and then shot it again.

Its dead.

STFU already.

aV

Your extended horse metaphor would have been more compelling if you had mentioned something about Thurgreed beating the horse. Isn't that the expression? "Beating a dead horse." I think it is.