A Black Hole of Happiness - Page 296

barely_legal · 07-30-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Magdalena makes Rodeo look like a tiny little thing.

And I think Bret's had a little too much work done on his face. Something looks not quite right.

His face? What about his head? Is his fake hair attached to the bandanas? Is that why it's a different length in ever scene? And what monstrosity did he throw on top of his head for the phone sex scene?

tmdiva · 07-30-2007, 05:21 PM

We saw Pink Martini at the Zoo on Saturday, and then Sunday celebrated Thor's second birthday with (homemade) Cuban food. A good time was had by all at both events.

tm

bold_n_brazen · 07-30-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
His face? What about his head? Is his fake hair attached to the bandanas? Is that why it's a different length in ever scene? And what monstrosity did he throw on top of his head for the phone sex scene?

His hair is bad too, but not as bad as the face. Sometimes I think it's just that he's got that bloated, washed-up rockstar thing going on, and sometimes I think he had a really bad eye lift.

eta: He looks like one of the girls in the house in this old photo. CC, pick up that guitar and talk to me, indeed.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-30-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are fighting a battle you cannot win.

TM

Some people still fight those fights, Don.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-30-2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
His hair is bad too, but not as bad as the face. Sometimes I think it's just that he's got that bloated, washed-up rockstar thing going on, and sometimes I think he had a really bad eye lift.

eta: He looks like one of the girls in the house in this old photo. CC, pick up that guitar and talk to me, indeed.

All day I have had Paint it Black (or Paint it, Black if you are a purist) in my head. Now it's Every Rose has its Thorn. Thanks a lot.

I had to get into work early today so I did not go boxing this morning. I am regretting it.

Replaced_Texan · 07-30-2007, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
All day I have had Paint it Black (or Paint it, Black if you are a purist) in my head. Now it's Every Rose has its Thorn. Thanks a lot.

I had to get into work early today so I did not go boxing this morning. I am regretting it.

My sister's party on Saturday night at the museum featured kareoke in one of the smaller rooms. I had to flee when a drunken group of girls started singing Def Leopard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

ltl/fb · 07-30-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister's party on Saturday night at the museum featured kareoke in one of the smaller rooms. I had to flee when a drunken group of girls started singing Def Leopard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

Thanks! Now I have a tuneless, drunken version of that going through my head. In my head, those girls are totally off key.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-30-2007, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! Now I have a tuneless, drunken version of that going through my head. In my head, those girls are totally off key.

Excellent. So do I. I am highly suggestible today, I suppose.

I am not sure if suggestible is even a word.

ltl/fb · 07-30-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Excellent. So do I. I am highly suggestible today, I suppose.

I am not sure if suggestible is even a word.

They are too drunk to do the red light yellow light green light go part. Or whatever that line is.

Suggestible sounds like a word to me. But perhaps I'm just . . . oh, whatever.

bold_n_brazen · 07-30-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! Now I have a tuneless, drunken version of that going through my head. In my head, those girls are totally off key.

But are they hot, sticky sweet?

ltl/fb · 07-30-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But are they hot, sticky sweet?

It's hot/humid in Houston, so they are sweaty. Sweaty is sticky. Is that close enough?

Pretty Little Flower · 07-30-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! Now I have a tuneless, drunken version of that going through my head. In my head, those girls are totally off key.

In my head, the really drunk one with the big breasts blew me after I pretended to be impressed with her singing (which does not constitute solicitation). Now I have mediocre fellatio with a not-so-cute, albeit uninhibited and large-breasted metal fan running through my head. Thanks! Actually, I mean that. Thanks!

ABBAKiss · 07-30-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
But are they hot, sticky sweet?

They are hot (hot -- so hot) sticky sweet, from their head (head - head) to their feet. Yeah-eah.

ABBAKiss · 07-30-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's hot/humid in Houston, so they are sweaty. Sweaty is sticky. Is that close enough?

After my run yesterday I was covered in salt crystals, which the puppy licked off of me. I let him until I started to get creeped out.

My point being that sweaty is probably sticky but is more salty than sweet. At least IME.

Replaced_Texan · 07-30-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! Now I have a tuneless, drunken version of that going through my head. In my head, those girls are totally off key.

You are not off the mark from the real thing.