A Black Hole of Happiness

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I think the problem is not that she has the most disgusting ass ever; it is that her ass doesn't look anywhere near as good as it used to, and when it comes down to it, her body was her only real, er, asset. She does not have a gorgeous face, a sparkling personality, an intelligent air about her, or even a moderately passable singing voice. Her career was based on her body, and now it is average, bordering on sloppy. This is not a slam on her or on her body. Her body is fine. It simply is not the great body it used to be. You would not look twice at her if she were not Britney Spears.

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And I guess I'm used to her looking so horrible that when she looks average it surprises me.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Tevas are the only foot-baring shoe that looks good on untanned male feet, IMO. But I have never owned a pair. I am not outdoorsy, tho.

Wait, you have untanned, male feet? I'm very confused.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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And I guess I'm used to her looking so horrible that when she looks average it surprises me.

I'm wondering what it would look like if she didn't have her back so arched. And I'm saddened by the expression on her face (yes, she has a face in the picture). She looks dazed.

I don't think I could fuck a guy who had a butterfly on the back of his g-string. Even if he traveled to my house. Yeah, I'm aware that guy probably doesn't play for my team.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
Wait, you have untanned, male feet? I'm very confused.

No, I'm a girl. And my feet are somewhat tanned.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, I'm aware that guy probably doesn't play for my team.

He would be a good candidate for MFM?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He would be a good candidate for MFM?

The first M in MMF, maybe.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm wondering what it would look like if she didn't have her back so arched. And I'm saddened by the expression on her face (yes, she has a face in the picture). She looks dazed.

I don't think I could fuck a guy who had a butterfly on the back of his g-string. Even if he traveled to my house. Yeah, I'm aware that guy probably doesn't play for my team.

you need to jump start your social life with a scenery change. how about for the next few weeks start going out to dinner at different trendy or classic places in and around huntington Beach, then report back to us about what is good and bad.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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And I guess I'm used to her looking so horrible that when she looks average it surprises me.

I just wanted to add that the way she carries herself and dresses herself does her no favors. I have no idea whether certain other celebs look fantastic in a thong -- but they don't strut about in a thong. The point is not that she is ugly -- the point is that she is not dressing or acting in a way that makes her attractive.

I also wanted to add that this is not a "she lost her body because she had KIDS y'all" situation." She was looking very trashy before the kids, and continued to spiral down after. Other people who make money on their bodies are able to still look good after they have their babies. Not all of them strut about in barely nothing, perhaps because they don't look how they did before. Some do -- see Pamela Anderson and Brooke Burke.

There is absolutely no law that says Britney had to have the same body post-kids as she did before. The problem is that she does not have the same body but dresses as though she does.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just wanted to add that the way she carries herself and dresses herself does her no favors. I have no idea whether certain other celebs look fantastic in a thong -- but they don't strut about in a thong. The point is not that she is ugly -- the point is that she is not dressing or acting in a way that makes her attractive.

I also wanted to add that this is not a "she lost her body because she had KIDS y'all" situation." She was looking very trashy before the kids, and continued to spiral down after. Other people who make money on their bodies are able to still look good after they have their babies. Not all of them strut about in barely nothing, perhaps because they don't look how they did before. Some do -- see Pamela Anderson and Brooke Burke.

There is absolutely no law that says Britney had to have the same body post-kids as she did before. The problem is that she does not have the same body but dresses as though she does.

I think the issue is like you said.

When you think about her bod when she had the snake around her neck she was like smokin' hot beyond the pale.

Now she's just....she's not fat, but she eats junk is not consistent with her work out strategy and like you said her face is not stunning so it HAS to be her former bangin' bod. her bod isn't bangin' anymore. but if that is how you make your money you should make it a focus she does not have the discipline to do so.

Reality is, she has had two kids and she isn't willing like brooke burke to work extra hard to retain that shape. she looks slightly doughy. I don't think she's come to terms with the fact that she's slightly lost her shape. That OK interview was sad. she never had a great voice, her 15 minutes she's just diluting and stretching out. Cristina has the talent and I bet post baby she will look the same.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
There is a reason why you have a problem with Jersey. It sucks. Brooklyn is cool.

But, a quick PATH train ride for sex is not too bad. And he should give you a ride back, because if you live in Hoboken, you'd best have a car.

I would keep the travelling ratio at 5 to 1 in favor of him coming into the city. Thems the rules when you live just outside TCOTU and he knows it.

TM

Who are you and what have you done with Francis?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You'd be like heaven to touch.

Different Jersey Boy.

Hmm, upon reflection, gwnc, you made need to break his heart before fall -- unless you want to see him like this:

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just wanted to add that the way she carries herself and dresses herself does her no favors. I have no idea whether certain other celebs look fantastic in a thong -- but they don't strut about in a thong. The point is not that she is ugly -- the point is that she is not dressing or acting in a way that makes her attractive.

I also wanted to add that this is not a "she lost her body because she had KIDS y'all" situation." She was looking very trashy before the kids, and continued to spiral down after. Other people who make money on their bodies are able to still look good after they have their babies. Not all of them strut about in barely nothing, perhaps because they don't look how they did before. Some do -- see Pamela Anderson and Brooke Burke.

There is absolutely no law that says Britney had to have the same body post-kids as she did before. The problem is that she does not have the same body but dresses as though she does.

I really think that you are over-analyzing this. She is a talentless drunk ass white trash moron who looked hot when she was eighteen and now ranges between looking passable and terrible. Any further anaylsis of her life, how she dresses, what she does, or how she parents is simply superfluous. I beg that, as a board, we give no more collective thought to her. I would rather we spend time thinking about what Atticus' sexy album cover picks reveal about him.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Different Jersey Boy.

Hmm, upon reflection, gwnc, you made need to break his heart before fall -- unless you want to see him like this:

He's not a hockey fan. Shocking for a Canadian, but true. But there are two breeds of Canadian boys, those who play hockey and those who ski/snowboard. Some do both, but it's rare. He's a skier, so he never took much interest in hockey. It's disappointing, but I can live with it.

And a Canadian would never, ever, ever, root for the Devils. Unless they happened to be on or related to someone on that team.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought everyone who goes outside has Tevas. I love my Tevas. From mid-March to Novemberish, I usually am sporting Teva tan lines on my feet.

I will confess, though, that around the pool this summer I've been having an affair with these sandals from Crocs. They're extremely comfortable and fairly quick to slip on and off. I suppose these are probably the guys' equivilent.

I might have weird feet, but I never found Tevas to be comfortable. The front strap hit me all wrong. I do have Reef tan lines and I wear those for most outdoor activities (I wear sneakers for hiking though).

Any golfers have any opinion on those weird golf sandal sorts of things available today? In case you couldn't tell, I'm not a convert. I think golf is one venue where having parts of your foot exposed to wetness/sand/dirt/mud/etc. would not serve a person well. Plus I look darn cute in regular golf shoes. According to one Mr. Man.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I really think that you are over-analyzing this. She is a talentless drunk ass white trash moron who looked hot when she was eighteen and now ranges between looking passable and terrible. Any further anaylsis of her life, how she dresses, what she does, or how she parents is simply superfluous. I beg that, as a board, we give no more collective thought to her. I would rather we spend time thinking about what Atticus' sexy album cover picks reveal about him.

Picking "Who's Next" as "not sexy" is, for Atticus, such a bald faced lie, that I can only guess he is trying to shake this "bodily function" fixation that he has been tagged with. that might explain the year hiatus also- hoping everyone would forget?