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08-02-2007, 04:10 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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And I am a paralegal.
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Originally posted by ironweed
It's just as well. I think I speak for every resident of New Jersey when I say we are sick and tired of your sexual carpetbagging.
So slum it somewhere else, sister. The big Jersey street roaches will be waiting to run all over your feet the next time you appear west of the Hudson.
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You had sex with Gwink? Or did you move to Joisey?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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08-02-2007, 04:28 PM
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#4787
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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ACL
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Who will be going to the Austin City Limits Festival next month?
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Me! Me! MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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08-02-2007, 04:30 PM
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#4788
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you need to send a signal that you would like the talking to stop. like in Pulp Fiction, samuel Jackson shoots the boy's friend to stop the boy from talking more. you just need to take some action that signals the prior talking is ending, and some other more physical action will now begin. I'm sure you can think of steps to take.
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Just show up and say "I really want to get fucked. Just fuck me."
Just writing that description gets me hot and bothered. Do that and see what he does.
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08-02-2007, 04:41 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just show up and say "I really want to get fucked. Just fuck me."
Just writing that description gets me hot and bothered. Do that and see what he does.
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your way works if she wants orgasms but no dramatic tension. my way provides a great dramatic moment, then the orgasms. do you eat lots of fast food?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-02-2007, 04:42 PM
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#4790
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And I am a paralegal.
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
You had sex with Gwink? Or did you move to Joisey?
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No and yes.
And I am not really a paralegal, either. :blush: |
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08-02-2007, 04:45 PM
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#4791
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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And I am a paralegal.
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Originally posted by ironweed
No and yes.
And I am not really a paralegal, either. :blush:
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You're a legal secretary? Wow, this day is just full of surprises.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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08-02-2007, 04:57 PM
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#4792
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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And I am a paralegal.
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Originally posted by ironweed
No and yes.
And I am not really a paralegal, either. :blush:
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I was watching So I Married an Axe Murderer last night and thought of you. I don't know why it took me 287 viewings of that movie to discover that Stuart Makenzie is a Celtic fan.
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08-02-2007, 05:06 PM
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#4793
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just show up and say "I really want to get fucked. Just fuck me."
Just writing that description gets me hot and bothered. Do that and see what he does.
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Apparently his response would be to feel cheap. I think this is an issue of grass being greener on the other side of the fence (one side of the fence is no talking, just sex, and the other side is lots of talking).
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-02-2007, 05:19 PM
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#4794
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently his response would be to feel cheap. I think this is an issue of grass being greener on the other side of the fence (one side of the fence is no talking, just sex, and the other side is lots of talking).
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How can a day where gwinky talks about sex be so inactive? What is WRONG with you people? Am I ruining it by chiming in? Or are you all, um, occupied?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-02-2007, 05:29 PM
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#4795
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
How can a day where gwinky talks about sex be so inactive? What is WRONG with you people? Am I ruining it by chiming in? Or are you all, um, occupied?
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I'm waiting for the remainder of Flower's album cover critiques.
that said, now when I go to Amazon, my front page brings up (thankfully only) Dianna Krall and Lisa Loeb.
For what it's worth:
Only Trust Your Heart: B
Love Scenes: A
Hello Lisa: [Decline to answer on advice of counsel]
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08-02-2007, 05:32 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
How can a day where gwinky talks about sex be so inactive? What is WRONG with you people? Am I ruining it by chiming in? Or are you all, um, occupied?
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I made them feel cheap, I guess. All except Sebby. |
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08-02-2007, 05:34 PM
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#4797
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
How can a day where gwinky talks about sex be so inactive? What is WRONG with you people? Am I ruining it by chiming in? Or are you all, um, occupied?
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Sorry, I'm being selfish and pre-occupied with my weekend plans. I don't know if I have to go to Baltimore, MD for work, or to Flushing, NY with my dragon boat team. It's tough trying to prepare for both.
How's your sex life?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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08-02-2007, 05:39 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sorry, I'm being selfish and pre-occupied with my weekend plans. I don't know if I have to go to Baltimore, MD for work, or to Flushing, NY with my dragon boat team. It's tough trying to prepare for both.
How's your sex life?
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Mine? Non-existent of late. You?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-02-2007, 05:41 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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And I am a paralegal.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I was watching So I Married an Axe Murderer last night and thought of you. I don't know why it took me 287 viewings of that movie to discover that Stuart Makenzie is a Celtic fan.
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Not to mention Weed's affection for haggis.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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08-02-2007, 05:43 PM
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#4800
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I made them feel cheap, I guess. All except Sebby.
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Maybe if you had Jersey Boy come over and went all the way and referred to him as just a piece of meat, he might get into that and perform REALLY well?
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