A Black Hole of Happiness

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
When you say “Contraceptive advertising must stress health-related uses rather than the prevention of pregnancy", are you saying that pregnancy (and the prevention of) is not a health related issue? Because I'm pretty sure that a hospital stay is inovlved.

Pregnancy is a health-related issue. Prevention of pregnancy is just about fucking. Hot, sweaty, passionate, sinful fucking. It's flat out wrong and should not be advertised on our nation's televisions.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pregnancy is a health-related issue. Prevention of pregnancy is just about fucking. Hot, sweaty, passionate, sinful fucking. It's flat out wrong and should not be advertised on our nation's televisions.

no, silly, it's about keeping the spermies from dying happy inside a warm, wet, dark place (or, for that lucky one in a bazillion, becoming part of a sacred new life), and instead letting them die sad inside a stinky tube, quite possibly exposed to light.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What I thought were the lyrics when I was a kid:


Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be corduroy

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?


They're making headlines.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pregnancy is a health-related issue. Prevention of pregnancy is just about fucking. Hot, sweaty, passionate, sinful fucking. It's flat out wrong and should not be advertised on our nation's televisions.

Well, it's a damned good thing that medicines to help men with their problems fucking aren't advertised on television then. *phew*

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pregnancy is a health-related issue. Prevention of pregnancy is just about fucking. Hot, sweaty, passionate, sinful fucking. It's flat out wrong and should not be advertised on our nation's televisions.

Anal sex is still okay thought, right? Also UF? Right?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Prevention of pregnancy is just about fucking.

Abstinence is the way God recommends to prevent pregnancy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Anal sex is still okay thought, right? Also UF? Right?

Only sans condom.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Anal sex is still okay thought, right? Also UF? Right?

As long as you do not use a condom that has been advertised on television.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pregnancy is a health-related issue. Prevention of pregnancy is just about fucking. Hot, sweaty, passionate, sinful fucking. It's flat out wrong and should not be advertised on our nation's televisions.

“We have to change the perception that carrying a condom for women or men is a sign they’re on the prowl and just want to have sex,” said Linda Kaplan Thaler, chief executive of the Kaplan Thaler Group, the New York advertising agency that created the “Evolve” campaign. “It’s a sign of somebody being prepared — if the opportunity arises — to think about their own health and the health and safety of their partner.”

So the way to illustrate this is by having a pig go into the bathroom at a bar, and come out looking hot for the single woman? Look! He's being responsible by waiting until he gets to the bar to buy a condom!

[handsome boy model]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Abstinence is the way God recommends to prevent pregnancy.

Anal is another good, and god-fearing, way.

yt,

hbm

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So the way to illustrate this is by having a pig go into the bathroom at a bar, and come out looking hot for the single woman? Look! He's being responsible by waiting until he gets to the bar to buy a condom!

It would be better he bought them in bulk and carried around 7 or 8? Buying at the bar is better than not buying at all. Plus this is an AD from a company that SELLS CONDOMS IN VENDING MACHINES AT BARS. And a statement by someone at their AD AGENCY. What do you expect?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It would be better he bought them in bulk and carried around 7 or 8?

I carry at least that many in my pocket when I go out for a night of revelry.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only sans condom.

last night I saw the Daniel Redcliffe episode of Extras. An old lady implied that the slang "Johnny" was a brand name. When I google I can't find it though. Anybody buy some in the UK and can clarify?

[handsome boy model]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So the way to illustrate this is by having a pig go into the bathroom at a bar, and come out looking hot for the single woman? Look! He's being responsible by waiting until he gets to the bar to buy a condom!

I've found that a majority of the time you can skirt the whole jimmie cap issue by providing some relatively recent test results and an affidavit of diseasefreeness.

regards,

hbm

[handsome boy model]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I carry at least that many in my pocket when I go out for a night of revelry.

Why not just put them in your man-purse?

hbm