Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is America. Love it or leave it.

TM

The power of the slogan. I am left speechless.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I thought the Police were at best a mediocre show back when I saw them in the early 80s, I don't think I would pay to see them again now as 70 year olds or whatever they are.

Your taste is in your mouth. Copeland was one the greatest drummers of all time. The band was among the tightest I've ever heard.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This makes a lot of sense, actually. Why should we have to pay taxes to provide benefits like welfare and medicare that we don't use? The people who partake in those types of government benefits should be forced to pay for them themselves.

BUT DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY!

Only to masturbate.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The power of the slogan. I am left speechless.

It could be the dumbest thing people say, ever.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It could be the dumbest thing people say, ever.

TM

Which?

ETA: Nevermind... Reading comp issues.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Only to masturbate.

Have I told this story here before?

While in law school, I went to the public library to study often. One Saturday, a man masturbated at me while I was there.

I was scheduled that night to have a blind date with a friend of friend, who happened to be a psychiatrist. When he called to confirm where we were meeting, he asked about my day and when I told him about the library, he responded "How did that make you feel?" I knew then that things wouldn't ever work between us.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your taste is in your mouth. Copeland was one the greatest drummers of all time. The band was among the tightest I've ever heard.

You saw them at the Khyber in 79?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Have I told this story here before?

While in law school, I went to the public library to study often. One Saturday, a man masturbated at me while I was there.

I was scheduled that night to have a blind date with a friend of friend, who happened to be a psychiatrist. When he called to confirm where we were meeting, he asked about my day and when I told him about the library, he responded "How did that make you feel?" I knew then that things wouldn't ever work between us.

I used to sleep with a family therapist on a regular basis and I picked up the habit of asking that question from her. I can now see how its sort of creepy. No wonder people shun me.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Have I told this story here before?

While in law school, I went to the public library to study often. One Saturday, a man masturbated at me while I was there.

I was scheduled that night to have a blind date with a friend of friend, who happened to be a psychiatrist. When he called to confirm where we were meeting, he asked about my day and when I told him about the library, he responded "How did that make you feel?" I knew then that things wouldn't ever work between us.

so you never saw the psychiatrist? how do you know it wasn't him in the library giving you a preview?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
so you never saw the psychiatrist? how do you know it wasn't him in the library giving you a preview?

No. I went on the date. He was also really, really short.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
No. I went on the date. He was also really, really short.

How did that make you feel?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
How did that make you feel?

Tall.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
How did that make you feel?

I imagine the same way a Shape Shifter post makes people feel:

You know it sounds good
You know you want it to be good, BUT
somehow he doesn't seem to have enough going for him to make it satisfying-

for B&B once- for us over and over and over.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tall.

Got it. I was going to ask for clarification what you meant by short, but I guess that answers the question.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It could be the dumbest thing people say, ever.

TM

Whatever. It is a lot catchier than: "America, love it or take advantage of the fact that it is a democracy and attempt to form a grassroots organization to effect change and make it better from your perspective."