Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Today I was in a giant sportsman store in the northern burbs. There were literally hundreds of methods for tiny-penised men to kill things.

Giant sportsmen have tiny penises?

Or do the tiny-penised use the giant sportsman to kill things?

I'm confused.