Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I would seem pretty easy to cut the head off of a Kim Possible avatar and use that.

In the alternative, Keira Knightly has a pretty nice torso. But lacking a rack.

From wwtdd.com:

"Sex with her must be thrilling. So much better than a normal girl. It's the difference between going on a roller coaster and going on a roller coaster after doing a bunch of nitrous and while puppies lick your feet."

Do they even let you bring puppies on roller coasters?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I would seem pretty easy to cut the head off of a Kim Possible avatar and use that.

I have no idea how to cut off heads. I will find an avatar contender and then beg RT for help.

ETA: RT, can you shrink this one?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yikes. She looks like a ten-year old boy.

A hot ten-year old boy.

You find a lot of 10-year old boys hot?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

In the alternative, Keira Knightly has a pretty nice torso. But lacking a rack.

Somebody get her a hamburger, stat.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You find a lot of 10-year old boys hot?

I don't think he does. Poor Sidd, still waiting for a second sock who wants to join him in starting the LT NAMBLA chapter.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Somebody get her a hamburger, stat.

God, no -- unless she has the Selma Hayek, I gain weight in all the right places, thing.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

• A few months ago, I wrote about a strange moment in a Dunkin Donuts on my morning commute. Today, I pulled in to another nearby DD on my way back from lunch, and a woman driving a Jaguar walked in ahead of me. She was wearing jeans, sneakers, and a sweater, with a plaid flannel shawl.
  
  I stood behind her on line, and noticed that she had some sorta loose collar on her neck. It was red, with little silver buttons. A red, heart-shaped “dog tag” was hanging from it, on the back of her neck. It read
  
  PET MONKEY
  BILL IS
  MY MASTER
  
  I’m just gonna hide under my desk for a while.

Virtual Memories

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hmmmmm....hormone injections? There may be more to this than I initially thought. I thought I could just go to a clinic, TCB, and then they would hand me a check. Am I wrong?

I'll see what the place I applied has to say. They were extremely vague on their website.

A friend of mine underwent the whole egg harvesting process when she and her husband were trying in vitro. It seemed really unpleasant. She had hormone injections at least once a day and said they made her feel like crap. If I recall correctly, I also think she didn't (or couldn't) drink during that period either.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

• A few months ago, I wrote about a strange moment in a Dunkin Donuts on my morning commute. Today, I pulled in to another nearby DD on my way back from lunch, and a woman driving a Jaguar walked in ahead of me. She was wearing jeans, sneakers, and a sweater, with a plaid flannel shawl.
  
  I stood behind her on line, and noticed that she had some sorta loose collar on her neck. It was red, with little silver buttons. A red, heart-shaped “dog tag” was hanging from it, on the back of her neck. It read
  
  PET MONKEY
  BILL IS
  MY MASTER
  
  I’m just gonna hide under my desk for a while.

Virtual Memories

Berkely is a freak zone........did you get her number?

eta: oops, I thought that was an original story.......

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

• A few months ago, I wrote about a strange moment in a Dunkin Donuts on my morning commute. Today, I pulled in to another nearby DD on my way back from lunch, and a woman driving a Jaguar walked in ahead of me. She was wearing jeans, sneakers, and a sweater, with a plaid flannel shawl.
  
  I stood behind her on line, and noticed that she had some sorta loose collar on her neck. It was red, with little silver buttons. A red, heart-shaped “dog tag” was hanging from it, on the back of her neck. It read
  
  PET MONKEY
  BILL IS
  MY MASTER
  
  I’m just gonna hide under my desk for a while.

I don't get it.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I don't get it.

You would, if Bill was your master, monkey-girl!

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Fugee
A friend of mine underwent the whole egg harvesting process when she and her husband were trying in vitro. It seemed really unpleasant. She had hormone injections at least once a day and said they made her feel like crap. If I recall correctly, I also think she didn't (or couldn't) drink during that period either.

I did IVF my very own self. ABBA, if you want more details about what it's really like (it's both less and more painful than people have described), PM me.

Now I'll go make sure my inbox is sufficiently empty for that to work.

tm

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by tmdiva
I did IVF my very own self. ABBA, if you want more details about what it's really like (it's both less and more painful than people have described), PM me.

Now I'll go make sure my inbox is sufficiently empty for that to work.

tm

Pun intended?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think he does. Poor Sidd, still waiting for a second sock who wants to join him in starting the LT NAMBLA chapter.

C'mon, Sidd. Even post-happy hour Hank understood.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Thanks, RT!!