Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop [list]

A few months ago, I wrote about a strange moment in a Dunkin Donuts on my morning commute. Today, I pulled in to another nearby DD on my way back from lunch, and a woman driving a Jaguar walked in ahead of me. She was wearing jeans, sneakers, and a sweater, with a plaid flannel shawl.

I stood behind her on line, and noticed that she had some sorta loose collar on her neck. It was red, with little silver buttons. A red, heart-shaped “dog tag” was hanging from it, on the back of her neck. It read

PET MONKEY
BILL IS
MY MASTER

She should have been going into a Subway.

Hah!!! I slay me!

[Replaced_Texan]

RodeoHouston schedule:

Feb. 27: George Strait

Feb. 28: Los Lonely Boys

March 1: Reba McEntire

March 2: Black Heritage Day with Natalie Cole, KEM

March 3: Clay Walker

March 4: The Cheetah Girls, Hannah Montana

March 5: Josh Turner

March 6: Gretchen Wilson

March 7: Sheryl Crow

March 8: Alan Jackson

March 9: Pat Green

March 10: Martina McBride

March 11: Go Tejano Day with Pesado and Emilio

March 12: Sugarland

March 13: Toby Keith

March 14: Rascal Flatts

March 15: Beyoncé

March 16: Dierks Bentley

March 17: Brooks & Dunn

March 18: ZZ Top

I think I'm going to try and hit the Gretchen Wilson show, at the very least.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thanks, RT!!

Now that you have taken down your Christmas decorations, the thread title seems even more stale than before. We'd better get some content going before the Fashion Board becomes the Lawtalkers forum with icicle lights still hanging over the porch on Memorial Day.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now that you have taken down your Christmas decorations, the thread title seems even more stale than before. We'd better get some content going before the Fashion Board becomes the Lawtalkers forum with icicle lights still hanging over the porch on Memorial Day.

I think it adequately describes Presidents' Day.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now that you have taken down your Christmas decorations, the thread title seems even more stale than before. We'd better get some content going before the Fashion Board becomes the Lawtalkers forum with icicle lights still hanging over the porch on Memorial Day.

I still haven't taken down the lights on my porch. I like coming home to the multicolored bulbs shining brightly. I told myself I'd take them down over the weekend, but somehow I never got around to it. Can't say it upset me too much to still see the lights when I got home last night.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Now that you have taken down your Christmas decorations, the thread title seems even more stale than before. We'd better get some content going before the Fashion Board becomes the Lawtalkers forum with icicle lights still hanging over the porch on Memorial Day.

It's part of the Politics Board's secret strategy to recruit new posters. Sure, it's a disgusting vat of filth, but everything looks a bit better compared to the long-dead christmas tree sitting in your living room.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
RodeoHouston schedule:



I think I'm going to try and hit the Gretchen Wilson show, at the very least.

Now I know why I don't go to concerts at rodeos.

[NotFromHere]

Anyone know if Less went to Carnivale?

[robustpuppy]

Jeremy Piven and John Cusack have broken up. Jeremy suggests John is jelly.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

I am mildly disappointed to learn this. If for no other reason, John Cusack owes tremendous loyalty to Jeremy Piven for playing a supporting role in the vomitorious Serendipity.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Anyone know if Less went to Carnivale?

When Bad Things Happen to Good Breasts.

ET fix inapt yet amusing typo

[patentparanyc]

Is anyone going to watch the Sopranos reruns on A&E I guess they are starting from season 1 which I never saw.

Will it be sanitized like they did for Sex and the City for TBS? sad.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

ET fix inapt yet amusing typo

Made too quickly as well. I was trying to figure out what rhymed best with "fun bags," and now this.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Jeremy Piven and John Cusack have broken up. Jeremy suggests John is jelly.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

I am mildly disappointed to learn this. If for no other reason, John Cusack owes tremendous loyalty to Jeremy Piven for playing a supporting role in the vomitorious Serendipity.

Ok, I may be totally off on this, but it sounds like Piven is an asshole and probably started carrying like an asshole when he had a little success, and Cusack just brushed him off like a fly. There's only so much one can listen to of "look how great I am...." before one wants to vomit...and I'm betting that's it. Cusack has never flaunted his success, has always taken care of people to get them work in his films, and it sounds like sounds like Piven was expecting a big fat party and tiara that jus never came because Cusack was probably off rolling his eyes somewhere...that doesn't make him jealous. that makes him not a fan of idiocy.

But, you do have a point about Serendipity

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Ok, I may be totally off on this, but it sounds like Piven is an asshole and probably started carrying like an asshole when he had a little success, and Cusack just brushed him off like a fly. There's only so much one can listen to of "look how great I am...." before one wants to vomit...and I'm betting that's it. Cusack has never flaunted his success, has always taken care of people to get them work in his films, and it sounds like sounds like Piven was expecting a big fat party and tiara that jus never came because Cusack was probably off rolling his eyes somewhere...that doesn't make him jealous. that makes him not a fan of idiocy.

But, you do have a point about Serendipity

I actually agree with you.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Start from the feet. If the wearer has Uggs, continue upward.

I'll watch for them at the beach today. Mental health day!!