Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content - Page 130

robustpuppy · 01-09-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Who knew that the world's largest tuning fork is in Sacramento?

I thought it was a candle. Never leave a candle burning unattended.

Shape Shifter · 01-09-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Now I know why I don't go to concerts at rodeos.

Good one, Alpha Dog.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 01-09-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought it was a candle. Never leave a candle burning unattended.

Lest you blow out long before your legend ever does.

Sparklehorse · 01-09-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Highlights:
* There are fires in Malibu
* Malibu is in California
* California borders the Pacific Ocean (to the West) and Nevada and Arizona (to the East)
* No word on whether Jeremy Piven could fireman carry John Cusack out of a Malibu home

Can you please go back and do this to the puffy coat piece?

ABBAKiss · 01-09-2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I did IVF my very own self. ABBA, if you want more details about what it's really like (it's both less and more painful than people have described), PM me.

Now I'll go make sure my inbox is sufficiently empty for that to work.

tm

I have decided there are easier ways to make a quick buck. Yikes!

I have decided to become a street performer instead. Hormones, gaining weight, not drinking.....doesn't sound like something I'd be into.

Did you know I can breakdance? I also can stand still for extended periods of time. People will pay me bank - BANK - to do this.

patentparanyc · 01-09-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have decided there are easier ways to make a quick buck. Yikes!

I have decided to become a street performer instead. Hormones, gaining weight, not drinking.....doesn't sound like something I'd be into.

Did you know I can breakdance? I also can stand still for extended periods of time. People will pay me bank - BANK - to do this.

would you put down a cardboard box and do the worm?

ABBAKiss · 01-09-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
would you put down a cardboard box and do the worm?

Nah, for the worm I need a carpet of puffy coats.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-09-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dissent. I need TITS and a nice stomach.

I sometimes like the titless European stick model look.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-09-2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Is anyone going to watch the Sopranos reruns on A&E I guess they are starting from season 1 which I never saw.

Will it be sanitized like they did for Sex and the City for TBS? sad.

No.

Yes.

I take no position.

Tyrone Slothrop · 01-09-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought it was a candle. Never leave a candle burning unattended.

I wouldn't leaving a tuning fork burning unattended either, but I'm safe like that.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-09-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Do your eggs pop out when you TCB? Ew.

You haven't seen an egg facial? Hot.

bold_n_brazen · 01-09-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you are absolutely right. John Cusack just seems too down-to-earth and well adjusted to be jealous of Piven's success on a cable tv show. Why would he give a shit? The guy's a movie star. Piven has always been a complete wreck, practically screaming for attention. I remember reading one article (ironically, right after Serendipity came out) where he asked when the studios would see that he was capable of playing the lead in a movie.

But please stop sounding all and sane and reasonable and shit. I'm going cold turkey on reading ppnyc's crap and I need someone to play with already.

TM

I have an epic sized crush on Ari Gold. And Lloyd Dobbler.

I would like to be the middle of a Jeremy Piven, Bn'B, John Cusack sandwich.

The news of their rift pains me deeply.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-09-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have an epic sized crush on Ari Gold. And Lloyd Dobbler.

I would like to be the middle of a Jeremy Piven, Bn'B, John Cusack sandwich.

Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?

TM

patentparanyc · 01-09-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Nah, for the worm I need a carpet of puffy coats.

lol. what about the windmill?

Dude: IT'S YOUR CALLING
Nationwide search for Beyonce's back up dancers --wurd!

http://socialitelife.com/2007/01/09/...up_dancers.php

and Becks is a hot chia pet

http://socialitelife.com/2007/01/09/...t_chia_pet.php

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-09-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have an epic sized crush on Ari Gold. And Lloyd Dobbler.

I would like to be the middle of a Jeremy Piven, Bn'B, John Cusack sandwich.

The news of their rift pains me deeply.

I had a non-sexual dream about you last night. It took place in Florida, where you ran a...you guessed it, bed and breakfast. You were hot. And a wonderful hostess.

Well done, subconscious. You see a hot girl in a dream, but instead of trying to sleep with her, you lodge at her b n' b b/c you wrongly think it would be funny to play tricks with the shortened version of her FB screen name. My subconscious wit sucks.

There was no vomitorium.

My dreams are lame.