Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
WTF? I hate golf. Screw golf. Some building of his is going to ruin the view of the person who takes my last-job-but-one. And he's from NYC.

So go Rosie!!!!

I thought Rosie lived in NYC also.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You know what they say: Keep your eyes on the stars, and you'll be pretty much totally defenseless when I come up to kick you in the nuts. Or something like that.

Eye. Not eyes.

My other eye is watching you so I can grab your leg as you kick and then punch you in the vagina.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I thought Rosie lived in NYC also.

Oh. In that case, I'm neutral.

Wait, no I'm not, she's not building a view-blocking condo high-rise.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? punch you in the vagina.

You realize that, other than for ABBA the egg-spitting TCB-er, this is not as painful as being punched in the nuts, right?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think in all of the "no, I'm rich, bitches," we lost sight of bnb's need for a vacation place.

So where should she go?

The local is deserted at lunch, but they will still (despite the "no substitutions" notice on the menu) make the filet of sole dish with chicken instead of fish. The salad was served in a TOTALLY DIFFERENT BOWL, though. Not sure I can handle that.

You like me. You can't deny it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You realize that, other than for ABBA the egg-spitting TCB-er, this is not as painful as being punched in the nuts, right?

Flower has an overly sensitive vagina. His vagina is a pussy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You like me. You can't deny it.

I won't bother. If you think I like you, you might send me a gift certificate for laser hair removal. And I don't give a shit, generally, if people I despise think I like them. It's pretty amusing.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh. In that case, I'm neutral.

Wait, no I'm not, she's not building a view-blocking condo high-rise.

Choosing sides in this titanic clash is, indeed, complicated.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Choosing sides in this titanic clash is, indeed, complicated.

I know. If only there were more important things in life.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know. If only there were more important things in life.

The Donald produces a show that I enjoy for the most part. Rosie does not. You should side with the Donald.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I won't bother. If you think I like you, you might send me a gift certificate for laser hair removal. And I don't give a shit, generally, if people I despise think I like them. It's pretty amusing.

Wow. You despise me? That's actually pretty shocking.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The Donald produces a show that I enjoy for the most part. Rosie does not. You should side with the Donald.

Hmmm. No. I don't really like reality TV.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hmmm. No. I don't really like reality TV.

You'll notice that I didn't mention you. I mentioned me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You'll notice that I didn't mention you. I mentioned me.

His recent blow-hardedness (as opposed to his usual blow-hardedness), coupled with his blow-hardedness towards Martha Stewart last year, has made it much harder for me to watch The Apprentice. Did you see his advertisement for his happy family life at the beginning of the first episode? He's unbelievable.

I still watch, at this point at least, because I am a weak weak person when it comes to reality tv trainwrecks. Pity me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wow. You despise me? That's actually pretty shocking.

Maybe she just hasn't eaten recently? I hear that sometimes makes her cranky.