Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe she just hasn't eaten recently? I hear that sometimes makes her cranky.

I had the spinach salad and the filet of sole thing with chicken substituted. It was tasty. So no, not un-fed.

Why would something like that be shocking?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
His recent blow-hardedness (as opposed to his usual blow-hardedness), coupled with his blow-hardedness towards Martha Stewart last year, has made it much harder for me to watch The Apprentice. Did you see his advertisement for his happy family life at the beginning of the first episode? He's unbelievable.

I still watch, at this point at least, because I am a weak weak person when it comes to reality tv trainwrecks. Pity me.

He makes it hard to enjoy - I'll give you that. And inviting his wife to Spago's was a bit much.
Still, I like the Apprentice much more than I'll ever like the View (not that I've ever seen an entire show) or the Rosie show, or anything else she's done.

I like the twist of the haves and have-nots, though. Living in a tent and showering outdoors is a real incentive to work harder.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had the spinach salad and the filet of sole thing with chicken substituted. It was tasty. So no, not un-fed.

Why would something like that be shocking?

Because you don't really have any reason to despise me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because you don't really have any reason to despise me.

I know! She's not even a Giants fan!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because you don't really have any reason to despise me.

Right, Paris/Britney/whatever.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Living in a tent and showering outdoors is a real incentive to work harder.

Ssshhh. Penske's a partner now.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Ssshhh. Penske's a partner now.

There are showers at the beach. They didn't seem so bad. For a guy who got sweaty showing off on the rings.

OK, maybe that guy wasn't actually the one showering, but he was in my head.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Right, Paris/Britney/whatever.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh, for fuck's sake.

Exactly!

ETA just disregard. Or post again to have the last word. I would delete this if I could, but I can't.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Shoot first ask questions later. The rumors have been calling it the iPhone for years.

What's trademark infringement in the absence of actual sales, btw? Is this just a basically costless violation, so long as they rename it the MacPhone in June?

there are several iPhone Trademark registrations and they seem owned by several different companies. Often a suit like this is a hijack to sell the mark to the Apples of the world. But I doubt that Cisco would do that.

But here's the thing....... iPhone is a terrible mark anyway. How about the.........

• iAll

and I've cleared it!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You know what they say: Keep your eyes on the stars, and you'll be pretty much totally defenseless when I come up to kick you in the nuts. Or something like that.

in a zero gravity spin class, do they change the concept of hill climbs? think about it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Eye. Not eyes.

My other eye is watching you so I can grab your leg as you kick and then punch you in the vagina.

Can I say I am bothered by these posts that imply it is wrong to have a vagina. Lots of my friends have vaginas and if they came here to check out this board and saw these posts, and decided not to stay because of these posts that would be too too sad. Can we stop these posts please?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because you don't really have any reason to despise me.

fringey just needs some vitamin L. I bought my tickets to LA, but because I only have a green card, I had to buy 2 weeks in advance to make it worthwhile. So everyone should prepare for 2 more weeks of mean Fringey, but pleasent fringey thereafter.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do you lather?

I repeat.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If Jobs gets options with a strike price set at 12:30 yesterday, I'll be suspicious.

Backdating stock options is sooo 2006.