Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[bold_n_brazen]

originally posted by Penske
What is I was shaved down?

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Jeopardy!!! I love this game!!!!! Let's all pitch in what we think the category and question was.

Category is unfortunate skin rashes, for 100 Alex.

eta: gwink's is superior to mine. (sigh)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Take it up with Thurgreed, would you?

Penske's got nothin' on you.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
Huh. And that's what you'd like for Christmas (or Hannukah or whatever Winter Present Giving Occasion you celebrate)? Cheap date.

and a house way up in the west hills.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
More than anything else, at this particular moment I would like both of my year-end deals to go away.

That happened to me 5 minutes ago. Woo hoo!

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by nononono
I am coveting peace of mind. Who can afford me?

Peace of mind is a tall order, but if you are looking for something a bit more temporary, I have heard it said that nothing distracts like a puppet show.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
and a house way up in the west hills.

and I want my mom and my sister not to have what is shaping up to be The Greatest Holiday Passive-Aggressive Showdown Ever.

And I want a pepperming brownie from starbucks, but for some reason they don't seem to have them.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Peace of mind is a tall order, but if you are looking for something a bit more temporary, I have heard it said that nothing distracts like a puppet show.

I assume that "a puppet show" is code for "giving no-strings-attached fellatio to a prancy princess kitty"?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
and I want my mom and my sister not to have what is shaping up to be The Greatest Holiday Passive-Aggressive Showdown Ever.

And I want a pepperming brownie from starbucks, but for some reason they don't seem to have them.

I hate their cranberry bliss bars.

but my vanilla iced doppio hit the spot.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I assume that "a puppet show" is code for "giving no-strings-attached fellatio to a prancy princess kitty"?

no, it was an inside joke made by flinty to muggs. I think.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I hate their cranberry bliss bars.

This is a fortunate turn of events, as they most likely were not allowed on your diet plan.

but my vanilla iced doppio hit the spot.

I have no idea what this is, so I don't know whether a calorie-content comment is appropriate here or not.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is a fortunate turn of events, as they most likely were not allowed on your diet plan.

I have no idea what this is, so I don't know whether a calorie-content comment is appropriate here or not.

two shots of espresso, vanilla syrup and skim milk.

http://www.starbucks.com/retail/nutr...age_detail.asp

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
and I want my mom and my sister not to have what is shaping up to be The Greatest Holiday Passive-Aggressive Showdown Ever.

My mom and sister are having one of those too* I'm coming down with a cold, for once I hope I'm too sick to drive home this weekend.

*I may have to sum it up for y'all in some future post. It really is some entertaining family drama. A secret marriage (my sister's second), backstabbing the parents, threats to move out and to sue for expenses, interviews with the INS, etc. Good times, good times. And they wonder why I stay in Boston...

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc


but my vanilla iced doppio hit the spot.

Are you speaking Fratalian?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am not dating him for his ability to buy me jewellry.

And he's not dating you for your ability to spell jewelry.

ZING!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Are you speaking Fratalian?

what is fratalian?