Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So my son refs soccer games. Every Dec/Jan all refs have to go to a 5 hour long refresher/ new rules course. it is really really boring. Last Saturday he goes in wearing his Gus Macker ( www.macker.com ) Basketball hoodie, so people won't think he's actually a soccer player.

As I was coming bacy to pick him up a super new invention occured to me that can further ruin our educational system. An iPod with a wireless connection to an earbud would be great for boring classes- no? When I told him that I'm sure there will be such a thing by nest years class, he told me that the reason he wore a hoodie was so he could hide the wires under the hood. He don't need no stinkin wireless iPod. Should I get a patent anyway?

You mean something like these?



Seems you're a little behind.

ETF bad mistake.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It is what it is.

For those of you who use Pandora, what stations do you have set up? Which ones work well, which ones don't?

2.5

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought you were above the "Fringey is fat" jokes. I am so disappointed in you. You were one of the few remaining bastions of quality posting in this otherwise desolate miasma of mediocrity.

You too, have become part of the party pitcher of strawberry frozen mojitos that lawyerly internet-style chat boards have become. My heart weeps.

She's not fat. Festive. Festive enough to get stuck in a dog door.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He don't need no stinkin wireless iPod. Should I get a patent anyway?

Obviousness. Done to cheat at chess. Chess!

msnbc

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
An iPod with a wireless connection to an earbud would be great for boring classes- no? When I told him that I'm sure there will be such a thing by nest years class, he told me that the reason he wore a hoodie was so he could hide the wires under the hood. He don't need no stinkin wireless iPod. Should I get a patent anyway?

I think you'll have some prior art problems.

S_A_M

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
You mean something like these?



Seems your a little behind.

quiz: what does this post have in common with Fringey's spam email?


Chris Webber to the Pistons? Can he still play? I really haven't see the Sixers much lately.

[ABBAKiss]

This morning I awoke covered in glitter and smelling like a stripper. Not really a bad thing, but even after an hour and a half long workout, a shower, and an application of non-stripper perfume I still am covered in glitter and I still smell like a stripper. Anway, this information has really no bearing on my post aside from providing some background on my mental state. Suffice it to say, I am still drunk.

Anyway, I took the bus downtown, as I always do. A woman sat next to me. I immediately thought "huh, I wonder if this is ppnyc? ppmpls?" A few minutes after ppmpls sat down she turned to me abruptly and said, "Does your father have a college degree?" I said, "My father? Yes. Why?" She said, "Some people have to lie about it."

I thought it was odd, but let it go. She continued to stare at me, and finally broke the silence with the following. "Did you know that female sumo wrestling is going to be big in the US? It is. It's because of all the fat people. All the fat women have to do something so they are going to be sumo wrestlers." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people. That might be sexy in the country but here in the city, uh uh. I hate fat people." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people."

It was quite odd, especially because this woman was perhaps a size 12? 14? Not morbidly obese, but certainly not an ideal weight. And the face? A 2.5. Personality, negative 2. Clearly she was off her meds.

I cannot wait to see her again.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This morning I awoke covered in glitter and smelling like a stripper. Not really a bad thing, but even after an hour and a half long workout, a shower, and an application of non-stripper perfume I still am covered in glitter and I still smell like a stripper. Anway, this information has really no bearing on my post aside from providing some background on my mental state. Suffice it to say, I am still drunk.

Anyway, I took the bus downtown, as I always do. A woman sat next to me. I immediately thought "huh, I wonder if this is ppnyc? ppmpls?" A few minutes after ppmpls sat down she turned to me abruptly and said, "Does your father have a college degree?" I said, "My father? Yes. Why?" She said, "Some people have to lie about it."

I thought it was odd, but let it go. She continued to stare at me, and finally broke the silence with the following. "Did you know that female sumo wrestling is going to be big in the US? It is. It's because of all the fat people. All the fat women have to do something so they are going to be sumo wrestlers." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people. That might be sexy in the country but here in the city, uh uh. I hate fat people." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people."

It was quite odd, especially because this woman was perhaps a size 12? 14? Not morbidly obese, but certainly not an ideal weight. And the face? A 2.5. Personality, negative 2. Clearly she was off her meds.

I cannot wait to see her again.

Hmmm. I'm needy in certain ways but I avoid initiating conversations with strangers on public transportation. They sometimes try to strike up conversations with me but I digress. I purposely have earphones and an Ipod on to discourage any attempts. And I def. would not talk about sumo wrestling. Was she asian? i like the stripper glitter part though...

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Was she asian?

Yes, she was Asian.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This morning I awoke covered in glitter and smelling like a stripper. Not really a bad thing, but even after an hour and a half long workout, a shower, and an application of non-stripper perfume I still am covered in glitter and I still smell like a stripper. Anway, this information has really no bearing on my post aside from providing some background on my mental state. Suffice it to say, I am still drunk.

Anyway, I took the bus downtown, as I always do. A woman sat next to me. I immediately thought "huh, I wonder if this is ppnyc? ppmpls?" A few minutes after ppmpls sat down she turned to me abruptly and said, "Does your father have a college degree?" I said, "My father? Yes. Why?" She said, "Some people have to lie about it."

I thought it was odd, but let it go. She continued to stare at me, and finally broke the silence with the following. "Did you know that female sumo wrestling is going to be big in the US? It is. It's because of all the fat people. All the fat women have to do something so they are going to be sumo wrestlers." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people. That might be sexy in the country but here in the city, uh uh. I hate fat people." Silence. Silence. "Look at all these fat people."

It was quite odd, especially because this woman was perhaps a size 12? 14? Not morbidly obese, but certainly not an ideal weight. And the face? A 2.5. Personality, negative 2. Clearly she was off her meds.

I cannot wait to see her again.

What happened to rehab boy?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Chris Webber to the Pistons? Can he still play? I really haven't see the Sixers much lately.

Would be worst move ever. He is all but completely immobile. He has no post moves and is in love with his below average "jumper." He's a complete waste of space who has made a living building his numbers in the first 2-3 quarters and disappearing totally in the 4th. He's fucking soft. When he was on the Kings and had the ball in his hands in the playoffs during the end of any game, he would look for Bibby, because he couldn't handle taking the last shot (and couldn't get himself open if he could handle it). If you sign him, I will lose much respect for Dumars.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, she was Asian.

Def. weird. but I've never been to mlps.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
What happened to rehab boy?

He moved back to NYC. He'll be back though. In totally horrible news, his roommate from treatment relapsed and is currently in a coma in a hospital in Minneapolis.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He moved back to NYC. He'll be back though. In totally horrible news, his roommate from treatment relapsed and is currently in a coma in a hospital in Minneapolis.

You are surrounded by a lot of pain. I'm sorry.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He moved back to NYC. He'll be back though. In totally horrible news, his roommate from treatment relapsed and is currently in a coma in a hospital in Minneapolis.

Moving away temporarily is a lot better than some of the other choices, including the unfortunate ones made by the roommate in a coma.