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12-19-2006, 07:29 PM
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#271
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Let's hope there are no hornets under the saddle!!
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Or else she'll take off like a rocket.
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12-19-2006, 07:33 PM
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#272
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Or else she'll take off like a rocket.
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I concede. I'm sure it will be utter raptor.
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Boogers!
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12-19-2006, 07:34 PM
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#273
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I concede. I'm sure it will be pure raptor.
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With Coltrane? Bulls---.
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[Dictated but not read]
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12-19-2006, 07:37 PM
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#274
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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For Not Bob (and anyone else involved in this debate, I can't remember who they are)
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Originally posted by dtb
the whipped cream is always welcome.
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On your face?
I feel like we're talking in circles here.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-19-2006, 07:37 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
With Coltrane? Bulls---.
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I'm just hoping she doesn't let him help her trim things up down there. Coltrane's got an unsteady hand; there's sure to be knicks and cuts.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-19-2006, 07:45 PM
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#276
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm just hoping she doesn't let him help her trim things up down there. Coltrane's got an unsteady hand; there's sure to be knicks and cuts.
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Use clippers!! |
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12-19-2006, 07:49 PM
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#277
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Use clippers!!
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I know this gag has the potential for 25 or so more hilarious "instant classic" type posts, but if I lose any more mucus, I'm going to need an IV.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-19-2006, 07:55 PM
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#278
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm just hoping she doesn't let him help her trim things up down there. Coltrane's got an unsteady hand; there's sure to be knicks and cuts.
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We're not talking about my liking waffles anymore, are we? I'm confused. Something about horseback riding, though - so maybe you are talking about me.
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12-19-2006, 08:12 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I know this gag has the potential for 25 or so more hilarious "instant classic" type posts, but if I lose any more mucus, I'm going to need an IV.
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This post just shot to number one with a Bullet! |
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12-19-2006, 08:33 PM
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#280
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm just hoping she doesn't let him help her trim things up down there. Coltrane's got an unsteady hand; there's sure to be knicks and cuts.
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Unbelievable that you, of all people, would have left out the blue Blazer.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-19-2006, 08:56 PM
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#281
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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The Donald
So the Donald has not "fired" Miss USA for being an underaged alcoholic. He's allowing her to go to rehab. Further proving that if you're a skank, you get fired. If you're a hot blonde (from Kentucky Hi NB!) you get a second chance.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-19-2006, 08:57 PM
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#282
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Unbelievable that you, of all people, would have left out the blue Blazer.
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I hate/love you with the fire of 1000 angry suns?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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12-19-2006, 09:07 PM
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#283
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I hate/love you with the fire of 1000 angry suns?
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12-19-2006, 09:17 PM
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#284
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Frustrating Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
There are two individuals.....in real life. One I see on my train and one at work. Both are simulaneously really fucked up and really needy with a mean streak. I would like both to leave me alone, because both at one time or another have been really rude to me and I just quite frankly am sick of feeling like that, like you come away feeeling worse than before you saw them. Neither will take the fucking hint. Short of TELLING THEM TO BUZZ OFF what should I do? I just want them to leave me the fuck alone.
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How is it that no one has responded to this?
Okay. I'll bite.
You, ppnyc, are simultaneously really fucked up and really needy with a mean streak. Others would like you to leave them alone because you have been really rude to them and others are quite frankly sick of feeling like that, like they come away feeling worse than before they saw you. You will not take a fucking hint. Short of telling you to buzz off, what should someone do? Some folks just want you to leave them the fuck alone.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-19-2006, 09:20 PM
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#285
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Frustrating Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
How is it that no one has responded to this?
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We are attempting to learn some self-restraint?
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