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12-19-2006, 10:16 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Frustrating Softballs
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
How is it that no one has responded to this?
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Sometimes when I'm golfing, the ball is in a good lie, the fairway is wide open and I think I'm going to hit it a zillion yards. But I end up trying too hard, overswing, top the ball, and it goes about 20 yards. I had the same feeling about that post. |
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12-19-2006, 10:31 PM
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#288
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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For Not Bob (and anyone else involved in this debate, I can't remember who they are)
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That is awful. But Veronica is still prettier.
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Betty got a breast reduction? That makes the debate a bit easier.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-19-2006, 10:31 PM
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#289
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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"Airball" is to basketball what "whiff" is to...
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Originally posted by dc_chef
I am surrounded by veritable Wizards of puns.
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If so many people are going to get in on this action, someone should try to celtics.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-19-2006, 10:38 PM
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#290
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Frustrating Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is the worst post you have ever written. Just reading this made bloody mucus run freely from all my orifices. By stating this, I am not even commenting on the truthfulness (or lack thereof) of anything you wrote. It is time for you to retire. Again.
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you really can't take it when someone says they find a post by a sock other than you to be funny. Grow. Up.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-19-2006, 10:38 PM
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#291
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Frustrating Softballs
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Originally posted by Fugee
Sometimes when I'm golfing, the ball is in a good lie, the fairway is wide open and I think I'm going to hit it a zillion yards. But I end up trying too hard, overswing, top the ball, and it goes about 20 yards. I had the same feeling about that post.
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Tip: Play the ball where it lies.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-19-2006, 11:05 PM
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#292
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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Miss USA
It's nice that Miss USA kept her crown. Hooray for raunch kulture.
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12-19-2006, 11:09 PM
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#293
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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Frustrating Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is the worst post patentpara has ever written. Just reading this made bloody mucus run freely from all my orifices.
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So Hank and Adder can leave the lube at home? |
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12-19-2006, 11:22 PM
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#294
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Miss USA
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Originally posted by Tables R Us
It's nice that Miss USA kept her crown. Hooray for raunch kulture.
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Bleah. Her hair is stringy, and those are about the stupidest ballooniest boobies I have ever seen.
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12-19-2006, 11:41 PM
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#295
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I am bored. I am seeking inspiration.
I don't need a passport for Hawaii, right? Assume I have about a week, but don't want to spend a whole ton of money because I'm stingy, and want to go to Hawaii and stay somewhere that is not nasty but where I can hear the waves as I drift off to sleep. Ideas?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-19-2006, 11:49 PM
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#296
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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I am bored. I am seeking inspiration.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't need a passport for Hawaii, right?
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if you're gonna be my I.G. you gotta keep the dumb Qs to a minimum.
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Assume I have about a week, but don't want to spend a whole ton of money because I'm stingy, and want to go to Hawaii and stay somewhere that is not nasty but where I can hear the waves as I drift off to sleep. Ideas?
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the problem with being homeless is in the endlessness of it. c.f. spending a week homeless on a beach in Ha is the perfect stress reliever. get a tan? sure.
Fight the crowds at the happy hours? who needs it.
as to where to drop your pack- It's more crowded close to the shelters, but you're healthy enough to walk a mile or so for the gratis dinners. Hint- purse and plane tix in a locker
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 12-19-2006 at 11:52 PM..
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12-19-2006, 11:50 PM
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#297
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Frustrating Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you really can't take it when someone says they find a post by a sock other than you to be funny. Grow. Up.
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I can barely wait until your bloody-mucus-lubricated cock slips up my nostril for the best nasal-fuck of my life.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-19-2006, 11:53 PM
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#298
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Frustrating Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I can barely wait until your bloody-mucus-lubricated cock slips up my nostril for the best nasal-fuck of my life.
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hill climb or sprint tempo?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-19-2006, 11:56 PM
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#299
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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Fringie Don't Surf
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't need a passport for Hawaii, right? Assume I have about a week, but don't want to spend a whole ton of money because I'm stingy, and want to go to Hawaii and stay somewhere that is not nasty but where I can hear the waves as I drift off to sleep. Ideas?
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You can take a 6 day 7 night vacation in Ecuador for $600.
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12-20-2006, 12:09 AM
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#300
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Frustrating Jesus Christ
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
There are two individuals.....in real life. One I see on my train and one at work. Both are simulaneously really fucked up and really needy with a mean streak. I would like both to leave me alone, because both at one time or another have been really rude to me and I just quite frankly am sick of feeling like that, like you come away feeeling worse than before you saw them. Neither will take the fucking hint. Short of TELLING THEM TO BUZZ OFF what should I do? I just want them to leave me the fuck alone.
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Wow, maybe you do understand how many of us here feel about you. Then again, maybe not.
Tell them to start a blog.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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