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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by dc_chef
My wife went to two Ivy League schools. Where do I rank on the coolness scale?

Which tier of Ivy?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Which tier of Ivy?

Number 1 rankings for both schools, depending upon the year.

Does that make me a trophy husband? (Pretty sad trophy, if so.)

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Number 1 rankings for both schools, depending upon the year.

Does that make me a trophy husband? (Pretty sad trophy, if so.)

How odd that you crush on Britney who is all country if you follow your trajectory you should like Natalie Portman or Mira Sorvino [Harvard] or Claire Danes [Yale]

Yes, you are a trophy husband....

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Number 1 rankings for both schools, depending upon the year.

Does that make me a trophy husband? (Pretty sad trophy, if so.)

I have a friend whose wife works and makes serious bank. He did fine, but she makes serious bank. Speculate 7 figures. So he now stays at home. With the two kids. And with the two live in nannies. But he has a relatively newish M5 if he needs to run errands or something.

that my friend, is trophy living.

eta: And nary an Ivy in sight.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I have a friend whose wife works and makes serious bank. He did fine, but she makes serious bank. Speculate 7 figures. So he now stays at home. With the two kids. And with the two live in nannies. But he has a relatively newish M5 if he needs to run errands or something.

that my friend, is trophy living.

eta: And nary an Ivy in sight.

I need that kind of deal. Could you imagine being a stay-at-home parent with two nannies? Damn, and an M5?

Is she in finance? Or some kind of sales-related gig? My friends who make the most money are in those two professions.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Number 1 rankings for both schools, depending upon the year.

Does that make me a trophy husband? (Pretty sad trophy, if so.)

you're about the size of a trophy

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
you're about the size of a trophy

But with a full sized schlong.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dc_chef
But with a full sized schlong.

It is like retractable?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Perhaps they think you have an eavesdropping or wiretapping device. You know, to use one of those requires a warrant if you are a government agent.

Warrant? What country are you living in?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is like retractable?

When it's cold or wet.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
They play beer pong in the social clubs at Harvard. it is fun.

Just so you know, that was the beer talking.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dc_chef
When it's cold or wet.

it turtles....

[dtb]

Originally posted by dc_chef
I need that kind of deal. Could you imagine being a stay-at-home parent with two nannies?

Hmmmm.

Yes. I think I could imagine.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Warrant? What country are you living in?

Wait a second -- that's what the BarBri guy said.

Oh, hell.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Warrant? What country are you living in?

Thank god I am never taking a bar exam again.