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01-18-2007, 02:36 PM
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#3181
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Wow
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So today's discussion is post-partum sex? Has someone notified lactation lover?
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Or, how about this article from the Village Voice, which I saw on Gawker about married people who never get laid? It's enough to make a spinster cry:
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Carmichael might as well have poked me with a cattle prod. What she says is true. I have been in a monogamous relationship with my showerhead. It is not right. It is not a marriage.
This is when I hear myself say, a little too loudly, "I need it, Carmichael." People stare at me, but I can't stop myself. I've totally lost control. "You know what? You're right. I am going home and fucking J.P. tonight. Even if he is working late. Even if I am comatose when he gets home. Even if I don't remember how, and even if there are three kids in my bed."
There is spontaneous applause and a smattering of cheers from my fellow City Bakery diners. The cashier buys me a cookie. Carmichael takes me to 14th Street for some racy underpants. I am full of hope. I will ride that horse, even if it kills me. We ride home to Brooklyn on the F train, bound for glory.
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Village Voice link
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delicious strawberry death!
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01-18-2007, 02:42 PM
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#3182
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Wow
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Or, how about this article from the Village Voice, which I saw on Gawker about married people who never get laid? It's enough to make a spinster cry:
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01-18-2007, 02:45 PM
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Wow
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Shouldn't it have the opposite effect?
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It's so pathetic that I can't even feel grateful that that's not me!
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delicious strawberry death!
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01-18-2007, 02:45 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Wow
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Or, how about this article from the Village Voice, which I saw on Gawker about married people who never get laid? It's enough to make a spinster cry:
Village Voice link
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Wow. That is fucking depressing.
I am so glad I am divorced.
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01-18-2007, 02:52 PM
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#3185
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Wow
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Or, how about this article from the Village Voice, which I saw on Gawker about married people who never get laid? It's enough to make a spinster cry:
Village Voice link
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I also am not allowed to view the Village Voice website. Adult content? My bullshit bingo card is filling up fast. |
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01-18-2007, 03:22 PM
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#3186
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Ode to FedEX
from Molly good re K Fed...
"My predictions for Kevin's downward spiral, in rhyme form:
A new Kevin in '07
Kevin's great in '08
I swear I'm fine in '09
Tryin' to pay the rent in twenty-ten
Not lookin' good for Kevin in two-thousand-eleven
Twenty-twelve is gonna be hell
Just tryin' to keep clean in twenty-thirteen
Sellin' some crack to make green in twenty-fourteen
January 18, 2007 11:42 AM"
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01-18-2007, 03:48 PM
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
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Fashion question
So, my mil is being honored by her undergraduate institution as Alumna/us of the Year. There will be a big banquet in her honor, which we will be attending. What on earth should I wear? Anyone?
tm
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01-18-2007, 03:54 PM
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#3188
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Fashion question
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Originally posted by tmdiva
So, my mil is being honored by her undergraduate institution as Alumna/us of the Year. There will be a big banquet in her honor, which we will be attending. What on earth should I wear? Anyone?
tm
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What time is the banquet?
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01-18-2007, 03:56 PM
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#3189
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
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Fashion question
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What time is the banquet?
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I think it's supposed to start 6ish, so, evening.
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01-18-2007, 03:58 PM
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#3190
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fashion question
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Originally posted by tmdiva
I think it's supposed to start 6ish, so, evening.
tm
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A pretty St. John suit?
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01-18-2007, 04:08 PM
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#3191
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Stupid All Around
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Originally posted by nononono
They actually had this story on Larry King last night, with commentary by Dr. Laura (???). The whole thing reminded me of why I have never watched an entire segment on Larry King. Boring and insipid. .
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Back in the 90s, iirc, Donald Trump told LK that he had the worst breathe he had ever smelled. Fearing the advent of smellivision, I stopped watching at that point.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-18-2007, 04:09 PM
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#3192
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Stupid All Around
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Back in the 90s, iirc, Donald Trump told LK that he had the worst breathe he had ever smelled. Fearing the advent of smellivision, I stopped watching at that point.
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LK supposedly has an under-desk fan blowing away from him because he farts on-air just that much. That is so disgusting. He cut the cheese on air once, as well.
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01-18-2007, 04:10 PM
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#3193
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Stupid All Around
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's hard to imagine anyone dumber than the contestants on a reality TV show.
It's possible, I suppose -- but hard to imagine.
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Excepting the Mods, the regular posters on the PB?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-18-2007, 04:12 PM
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#3194
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Stupid All Around
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Larry King is the death head. About 15 years ago I was on the 6:30 AM DTW to DCA flight, in 1st Class of course. Something had happened here to cause King to do his show remote from Detroit the night before.
Sitting in my seat I felt the chill of a bony hand clutch at my shoulder. King was steadying himself as he lurched up the aisle to the bathroom. His head looked like a skull mask.
1- I was certain not to enter the bathroom after he left.
2- 15 years ago he looked dead already.
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did you smell his breath?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-18-2007, 04:14 PM
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#3195
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Pickle question
Would you pickle people really add one to a BLT?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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